ASK ANY PILOT. THEY'VE ALL SEEN THE VOID.

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Nobody wants to hear Gigolo? Oh wait

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They forgot the jacked up F-250 with Mossy Oak seat covers

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We emotionally strong people live in a generation of emotionally weak people

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Fuel flex but ok

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OORAH SEMPER FI NON-JACKWAGONS!!! HAPPY B-DAY 44 DAYS EARLY!!!

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Death to the Left.

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I'm shaking in my boots

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Intelligence is the ability to read L33t Sp34k.

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SEMPERFI USMC MARINES

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My friend has become the stereotypical boot

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Alright kids get in Prayer formation

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Ask not what a no-shave chit can do for you, ask what you can do for a no-shave chit!

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My guardian angel cleared the haze from my windshield to make it vaguely look like a heart. Won't he do it? 😇

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I'll blow that prepubescent kid's brains out with my sniper rifle baby girl!

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Look at God dropping that tree on a house in NC killing a mother and her infant 🙌🙌🙌

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Dinosaurs are not real. See clip art Exhibit-A. QED.

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Separation of church and state? Never heard of it.

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Just save $410 every week you poors, ugh wealth is so simple

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Do you like pina coladas, and studying the blade?

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Want a Lambo? Just buy a $70k house in cash and use the rent to pay the car note. Want a $1000 raise? Just raise the rent $50 on your 20 rental properties. GG EZ POORS.

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I think the whole concept of freedom is lost on this one

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God's plan 🙌

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Suspicious quotes

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Some women realize their own ignorance by virtue of simply conversing with me

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Say this slow. I am delusional.

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Trust no one. Love no one. Be fake. Actually, just kill yourself. -Johnny Cash

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THE MASSIVE GALACTIC WAVE IS APPROACHING...

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Yes hazing is what made the military great.. shared by the dude who barely slipped through the cracks

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A veteran sadly, looks like a free-handed limp penis with a foregrip

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It's no wonder you only had 10 dollars

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So we beat the piss out of him with golf clubs

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Sovereign Amazon reviewer uses license plate cover to protect his unlicensed plate

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You cum from the bloodline of all the prophets of God

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51k people went through their darkest times alone so they don't need nobody

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Where have I heard this before...

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It's our free will of choice to gravitate

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$20/hr? Do you take me for a poor?

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Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!

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I want for this to be satire, but somehow I don't think it is

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Broke-dick prior E-3 who was medically retired after 3 years of doing nothing is aggrieved at being called Pvt by a civilian 4 years later

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Don't loiter in groups around someone's bed while they're crying cuz they'll die

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Weird flex by not flexing, but okay

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Thank You For Your Showers

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I'm no doctor but I don't think that's how antibiotics work

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Homemade flu shot

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Don't call me sir, I work for a living.

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I don't regret my past, except for the way I was taught to hold a pair of scissors.

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This guy has been out for at least 3 years and posts shit like this constantly.

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If you do your own research the only logical conclusions are conspiracy theories

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The nerve of that police officer responding to your false alarm...

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And then we die

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Oorah Semper Yut Kill Kill Kill em All

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Why are child soldiers always the go-to baseline

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I miss World War I

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Watch out we got a badass dysfunctional veteran and glorified gate guard over here

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Call a tow truck not the lord

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i WiLL BReaK eVeRy FuCKiNG CLoCK oN THiS eaRTH

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How can you teach a man to fish, if you've killed a fish?

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Ambien works pretty good too.

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What's happening at the end of the year? Is the world ending?

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This is so deep!

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How can have fun without drink?

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God's gonna expose the government fam.. any day now..

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Every beauty is helpless and defenseless

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The picture I have now was worth everything I cropped

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Real men only check routine automotive maintenance items

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I drink them in and swallow them

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But the moon is literally reflecting the sun's light...

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Sex god gives TMI 4 days into No Nut November

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I threatened to go delinquent on my auto loan and buy a new car unless the dealer fixed my car for free!

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Freshly pollinated

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Idk why I feel emotions.

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I do not think that phrase means what you think it means

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People rob Subways now?

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I'm not sure it's the voters who are upset here...

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Remember that God created gravity which means that He can DEFY IT

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4biddenknowledge

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Jesus be a car salesman

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Why do men exclusively wear colorful and eccentric clothing now?

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If I use my credit card is my struggle still real? I'm confused.

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Don't fall in love with face and body

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Just ask, Bae u good yo?, and you'll be together forever

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But the Brawny man always had a clean shave..

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I get all my advice from Memes

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Drake literally begins one of his songs with a sample of DMX saying that line

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Joke's on you I've been carrying water my whole life

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Let's talk about image cropping

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It doesn't matter what's in front of him, as long as he hides behind her.

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You claim me. I'll claim you.

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The best relationship is a codependent one.

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7 months in a year? (x-post from r/im14andthisisdeep)

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Damn you Queen Elizabeth for making me pay for land, sand, the ocean, and water!!!

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There's literally no other music to listen to

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THE MASSIVE GALACTIC WAVE IS APPROACHING...

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Finna woke sheeple

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I'm now known as The Harbinger of Chaos

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And your point is..?

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#EverythingHappensForAReason

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The Earth is flat sheeple. Just look at all these made up numbers with 666 in them. QED

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Goddammit it's LOSE NOT LOOSE.

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Badass gatekeeping, a crossbow in one hand and a dead deer's rack in the other makes me a man!!!

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Sharing this to tell you that I don't have to tell you I'm a lion

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Legend has it there's more to this picture...

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You know her character killed the entire Fraternity right?

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We subjected a cop to abuse so he'd put more tickets on a random car

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Raifus Protecting Waifus

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Government is for sheep

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In other news... water is wet.

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My pineal gland has never steered me wrong

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Haven't fact checked... seems logical. I suppose you can't argue with that.

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Don't even try to read to this young Sherlock Holmes

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