Have you ever seen such boot-licking? In a sub that’s supposedly about Europe, of all places!3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant
Don't worry, I'll remember to take my debugging code out. There's no way something unprofessional is gonna end up checked into Git. - Junior Dev, 2 hours before this commit.1yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
On nights like this, I wish I could bring her inside my house to warm up in front of the fire. She deserves it.3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/MINI
Act natural... try to blend in with the other icons... maybe nobody will notice1yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/linuxmemes
If you do this, I will hunt you to the ends of the earth. You will never be safe from me.2yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I’ve never heard of these people and I don’t follow them. Twitter launched a new feature and started spamming me with irrelevant notifications in the middle of the night.2yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/assholedesign
“But (Brexit / The Union) won. You need to admit you were wrong and get with the programme.”3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/Scotland
State of these hypocritical c--ts and their Facebook ads. Never mind the fact there's a High Court order that states Boris ACTUALLY misled parliament. Never mind Douglas Ross's constant lies. SNP bad!3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/Scotland
If you're thinking about buying directly from Geekom, I wouldn't recommend it. Five weeks after I paid, they still haven't shipped. No emails, no communication. Just nothing.2wk ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/MiniPCs
Since we're sharing fictional Glasgow train maps again, here's mine. Glasgow in the style of a German U-Bahn network.3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/glasgow
Are we still under much tighter lockdown than England? Because the UK government is running Facebook ads telling people to visit Scotland. This popped up on my feed a few minutes ago.4yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/Scotland
They want a picture of the Queen in every British home? I’ve already got one, mate.3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/Scotland
As a schoolkid, the disappointment of finding these in your lunchbox. Iced Gems, the worst of the snacks!3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/CasualUK
Another wee fella dressing up as Nicola Sturgeon. Turns out she's quite the role model for our young men. (Not the same lad someone else posted earlier)3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/Scotland
I don’t have a favourite, I love them both. But the neighbour’s cat prefers BlueBoy.4yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/MINI
The Scottish Government, run by the SNP, decided to give NHS staff an extra £500. The Tories are taking credit for it, and saying Thank you UK government and Rishi Sunak. Just when you think they can't get any lower.3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant
I've got no business being in Yoker, but the line has been released for Train Simulator and it's pretty sound. Worth a swatch if you're a train nerd like me. Makes a nice change fae cuttin' aboot London in a Networker.3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/glasgow
And you thought the Scottish Family Party was bad? This is a real thing I just got on Facebook.3yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/Scotland
Does anybody know what these black and yellow things are? There's about 50 of them around the Playdrome and they look like the turrets from Portal.6yr ⋅ LexyNoise ⋅ r/glasgow
