I'm aware of your existence Stormlight archive fans, now go back to reading before Brando finishes another five books.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
thaumaturgy is my favorite spell because it allows the heart of many theater kids go wild.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'll never understand why people treat evil as this unstoppable force that corrupts everything while treating good as this fragile thing that is always at risk of being whipped out.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
that would also explain why powerful magic users like liches don't use somatic components.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
Green lanterns are basically paladins with ranged weapons they even have a oath.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
context: Brandon is a famous fantasy author that has a supernatural writing abilities, apparently really good at playing souls games, and a major internet troll,1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
disclaimer: this meme don't apply in Texas and in certain parts of Latin America.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
Bilbo is the name of a small type of sword, from the late 16th century. And the Baggings surname is a double pun, for both snobbish, and burglar.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/lotrmemes
I frequently make NPCs with epic boons because I think it's an underutilized mechanic.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
hell, we have records of regular fucking humans surviving terminal velocity falls in real life, why the fuck some super adventurer shouldn't?2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
if you think about it DnD is controlled by pantheon of gods each responsible for a different dice.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
I swear to god, if that bloody thing turns out to be another fucking C'tan I'm joining the Nids.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/Grimdank
your war cleric used divine intervention in a boss fight? the townfolk will now call him the herald of war.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
you don't get out of your walls to attack the enemy army during a fucking seige.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
my favorite patron was a lich that randomly appeared to hang out and have fun with our party.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
I think it's hilarious that the conclusion that the most advanced species on the galaxy thought to stop a unstoppable enemy was to nuke the shit out of everything including themselves.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/Grimdank
hexblades make better revenge stories than vengeance paladins in my opinion.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
this has nothing to do with the post but dwarves sounds better than dwarfs.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/lotrmemes
I have known about swolbold for five minutes but all my bolds shall be at least as thick as him from now on.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
I like to introduce NPC couples because it's the easiest way to motivate my friends to protect a city.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
the gods are dead, magic is dying, the night sky has no stars left, and the sun if fading, there's one last weapon from an ancient BBEG it's a bomb that will destroy the universe.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
Petition to use stand wheels to classify the spectrum instead of levels.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/aspiememes
fun fact: reptiles lack the part of the brain responsible for the feeling of love the closest thing you get is their trust.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
Money is not that useful if you're not creative with if, there's only so many things you can buy.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
the guy who created the most used 9mm weapon on the planet had no experience in weapons manufacturing whatsoever.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
they just want to slay some goblins in a dungeon ans meanwhile we try to fuck NPCs, discuss about diamond prices and snake titties.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
it's a well known fact, that dad jokes do more damage than normal insults.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
We have a 4th wall breaker blacksmith in our campaigns called Mr. Smith. He's the best.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
when God made me he was apparently was trying to see how many problems he could put in single human before they stop functioning.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/aspiememes
one chose the path of perpetual torment to save mankind like an absolute chad and the other became a giant lamp.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/Grimdank
the reason why we have so many egyptian artefacts with broken noses is because tomb raiders believed that if they broke the statues nose the spirit couldn't breathe and they wouldn't be cursed.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
I personally prefer the endless approach to cosmic entities, they're tied to the nature of reality and can't be killed I a meaningful way.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
jokes aside he'll probably be fine, the rest of the characters in the other hand...1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/cremposting
They can also heat shit up and other cool shit besides flying and being sad. And that's why you should never trust humans with the power to manipulate fundamental forces.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/cremposting
people used to kill themselves frequently back in the day that's Augustine of hippo declare it was a sin.1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
the magic swords thing is a personal complaint of mine, is that fucking hard to make a magic armour with a cool effect?1yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
fun fact: most zombies in fiction don't obey the laws of thermodynamics, and biology in general.2yr ⋅ Leragian ⋅ r/dndmemes
