They said she could be anything when she grew up. So she decided to be a train wreck.7yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/awfuleverything
It comes with a pretty big hard drive if you know what I mean.. *winks like a racist*9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
It's almost Thanksgiving you tur-duc-hen eating faggots. Have fun celebrating your mass rape of the native Americans by eating so much you can't walk while a little Indian kid somewhere in bum fuck shitty reservation world watches his dad drink away the pain of years of oppression.9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
I hate that I have to go to bed bc I work a gay as fffffuuuuccckkkkkkkkkkk day job9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
For your entree, our seared chicken prepared with three cheese/cheese product blend on fine china. Bon appetit!8yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
/u/PheniBubonicPlague was kind enough to share his bronchitis with me. I'm apparently delirious with fever and hacking stuff up that scares people. AMA9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Mick's new band, Crabby Nips and his hit song 'Cummin to Jesus'9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
I'm going to bed you fatherless pieces of cum covered shit. I'm sure you smell like you washed a dirty pussy with an even dirtier pussy and then hung that pussy out to dry on your car hood. Hope you catch space AIDs. Try to not cry while you pull your puds to pictures of Mick's mom9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
When you're so high, you look like you have Mick sized hands9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
PheniRemoteDildo is upset he can't get Mario Bros 3 to play and he's kind of losing his shit. Help me push him over the edge9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Miss LemonSpiritLover can tell your fortune!! Just put your penis into the hole and she will divine your future. Only $3.50/ minute9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Step right up, you gaggle of smegma chugging faggots and play... You want sum clicky-clicky?!9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
What super power do you *already* possess? Able to eat ten oreos at once? Can you whistle with your finger up your nose? Tell me about it!9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
I made a dinosaur out of Magic cards. Wtf is wrong with my life???9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
I have a tingly feeling when I think about SBBH.... Is that normal?9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
I've started working out more to help me lift Phenidickbutt's cock8yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
MRW /u/PheniLickNutts asks me if his jeans make his ass look gay8yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Hi! I'm your new cell mate, Rapey Poopchute III. I love long walks on the yard, fresh ink and tossing salads9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
So, how many of you fuckers have your red wings so far? Best entry about it gets shiny, blood covered flair9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Fuck you faggots. I can't think of what to shit post about9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Help! Phenidickbutt has let his fame as a musician go to his head!8yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
MRW I come home from a several day long work conference out of town to find Phenidickbutt still has a party in full swing.8yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Welp, I've wasted a perfectly good weekend with you nut huggers9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
So how many of you Grindr loving, cock parking, glory hole greasing faggots loves this show as much as I do?9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
Jesus loves the little chillddreeennn Alll the children of the woorrrllldddd...9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
I told /u/Phenihurrdurr that if he got me some apple cider, I would let him put it in my butt tonight. His response was.... Not what I hoped for9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
SBBH: Time for another Penis-Related Poll. Does your cock have a turtle neck? Can you pull it up like a scarf in cold conditions? I'm so curious9yr ⋅ LemonSnowLeopard ⋅ r/SoapboxBanhammer
