Yup boss, I ordered a normal-sized amount of fries for our normal-sized store1yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/NotMyJob
*rushes home, quickly edits out part of CV regarding my magical flight capabilities*1yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Well gosh darn it, I knew I was forgetting something important1yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
pLeAsE dOn'T tAkE HiM aWaY, hE's DeFiNiTeLy NoT dRiViNg mE cRaZy2yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Fuck you, Chile. Your tires are apparently the stuff of awful legend.2yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
An extra fee because the state you live in doesn't allow baby slaughter. Lovely.1yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/walkaway
We all know it's illegal to criticize the formatting in Word.... *looks around nervously*2yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Honey, check out this 14-in-1 shampoo I bought that came with a free pocket knife in the lid!2yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
A crackhead killed a doomsday prepper because he wanted her bunker basement...1yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/Angryupvote
Average brain dead leftist fails to differentiate between prosecution of heinous crimes and pursuit of a political agenda by a Soros-backed DA1yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/walkaway
Introducing... the Double Decker Sanctum Sanctorum! So everyone can fight evil together and be buddies!1yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/lego
The sprayfoam insulation machine at work had a catastrophic failure two days after being fixed11mo ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Local Walmart has been trying to get rid of these for a few months. Finally, a price I can accept!2yr ⋅ LegoCMFanatic ⋅ r/lego
