I’m turning myself in. Tried to reheat a leftover slice in the toaster oven this morning and forgot about it until the office smoke alarm was going off. Poor pizza deserved better 😞.

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My boyfriend insists on storing leftovers in ziplock bags even though we have PLENTY of Tupperware. His reasoning is it “saves a dish”, even though they have to be transferred to a dish later anyway. In reality he just makes a huge mess and wastes a bag.

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When a police officer came to my house to take a report, my cat made himself at home in his squad car. Meet Officer Skittles.

7yr ⋅

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Huge murder mittens on a tiny kitty

2yr ⋅

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He’ll sit like this all day. Doesn’t look comfortable to me, but what do I know, I’m not a cat.

1yr ⋅

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Blackened chicken tenders keep me on track. Just chicken breast cut into strips, tossed with blackened seasoning, lightly misted with cooking spray and air fried for 12 minutes at 380F. Low carb/ low cal but feels like “junk food”.

2yr ⋅

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A confluence of 4 of my favorite foods: Fiber Gourmet pasta, Laughing Cow light wedges, Cabot Reduced 50 cheddar and broccoli. 312 delicious calories, made in a pressure cooker.

2yr ⋅

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My local pizza place forgot the cheese and also apparently forgot this pizza in the oven.

2yr ⋅

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I tried the very expensive, low carb, 300 calorie instant ramen (immi). It was just okay.

1yr ⋅

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Blackened chicken alfredo dinner for under 350 calories. Jarred alfredo sauce is surprisingly diet friendly, and blackened seasoning is like a cheat code.

2yr ⋅

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Medium rare roast beef on a fresh roll

1yr ⋅

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615 calorie steak and potatoes. This was good but it actually made me sad how calorie dense my favorite meal is, even when I try to lighten it up.

1yr ⋅

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Kraft Mac & Cheese Deluxe Original Cheddar. I was so drunk last night I don’t remember eating this but I clearly took this picture to share here, so here’s what it looks like. Rating based on looks. And it looks good to me.

4mo ⋅

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Sandwich Bros. Spicy Chicken Melts. Obviously good quality and the perfect amount of spicy. These are great.

6mo ⋅

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Jack’s Original Thin Pepperoni Pizza. I was reluctant to give a $3 bargain bin pizza a perfect rating, but I cannot find a complaint with this. Delicious.

2yr ⋅

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[I ate] a side order of spaghetti parm

7yr ⋅

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Just Bare Lightly Breaded Chicken Breast Spicy Fillets. These are excellent. Quality, juicy chicken and a crispy, spicy breading. Makes a spicy chicken sandwich better than most fast food joints.

3mo ⋅

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Great Value Microwavable Combination Pizza. I was so drunk I don’t remember eating it but it couldn’t have been too awful because I ate the whole thing. Anyway, here’s what it looks like.

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Stouffer’s Deluxe French Bread Pizzas. God tier drunk food. Crunchy, cheesy, tons of toppings. Made in the air fryer. ONLY complaint is that there could have been more sauce to hold up to all the bread and toppings.

3mo ⋅

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Wegmans Italian Classics Spicy Cup Uncured Pepperoni Pizza. This was excellent! Crust, cheese and pepperoni were 10/10, sauce was a just bit bland/ underwhelming though.

1yr ⋅

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He has a full water dish.

2yr ⋅

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Red Baron Scrambles Bacon. These are really freaking good. No complaints. The Baron killed it here. 10/10.

3yr ⋅

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Tyson Blackened Chicken Breast Strips. These are delicious and (if you care) low carb/ calorie. Nice pieces of non-breaded chicken with a spicy seasoning. Highly recommend.

2yr ⋅

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Newman’s Own Uncured Pepperoni Pizza. Solid frozen pizza. Pricy but good quality ingredients. Can’t think of anything to deduct points for.

2yr ⋅

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Bosco Sticks Breadstick Stuffed with Mozzarella Cheese. Soft, damp, flaccid bread with a light dusting of garlic powder stuffed with too little of actually decent quality cheese. There are better $1 drunken microwaveable options but it wasn’t BAD.

2yr ⋅

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Banquet Pizza Meal. Mac and cheese: 5/10. “Pizza”: 0/10. Overall: 2.5/10.

4yr ⋅

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Banquet Mega Sandwiches Steak and Cheddar. Repulsive. Took one bite and tossed. 0/10.

3yr ⋅

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Freschetta Brick Oven Crust Three Meat Pizza. This was excellent and will probably be my “go to” frozen pizza moving forward. 10/10

3yr ⋅

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Screaming’ Sicilian Holy Pepperoni. Good for a frozen pizza. Tons of pep and it was tasty. Cheese was good. Sauce and crust both tasted cheap though.

1yr ⋅

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Red Baron French Bread Singles - 5 Cheese & Garlic Pizza. It was cheesy and garlicky and cooked up nice in the toaster oven. Not gourmet but 10/10 for what it is.

4yr ⋅

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Better Bakery Turkey and Provolone Pretzel Melt. This is really good. A star in the “pocket sandwich” category.

2yr ⋅

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Marie Callender’s Cheesy Chicken & Bacon Pot Pie. Even made in the microwave this was excellent. Meat, veggies, sauce and crust were all high quality. I bet the oven would make it 10/10.

2yr ⋅

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At least 25% of posts on my local “lost pets” page is people posting that their pitbulls got loose. This is a pretty typical post. “My babies... very sweet... very aggressive towards boy dogs.” These people can’t or won’t keep their menaces contained.

2yr ⋅

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Hot Pockets Hot Ones Hot Habanero Pepperoni & Sausage. Y’all, this is the best Hot Pocket I’ve ever had. It’s actually good. Flavorful and spicy.

5mo ⋅

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Vaccine mandates are NOT a liberal policy. How does the left support this???

2yr ⋅

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Jimmy Dean Delights Honey Wheat English Muffin. They hit all the right marks for a breakfast sandwich. 10/10.

3yr ⋅

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Pepperoni Bagel Bites. 6/10. 7/10 with hot sauce.

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Green Giant Simply Steam Broccoli & Cheese Sauce. Sauce was thin but plentiful and pretty tasty. Broccoli was about 1/2 florets and 1/2 stems which I don’t usually like but even the stems were tender. Quick tasty side dish. (Or stir in pasta for a quick lunch.)

2yr ⋅

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What in the actual fuck is this. From a list of “most missed discontinued McDonald’s menu items”.

3mo ⋅

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DiGiorno Ultimate Pepperoni Hand Tossed Pizza. There is nothing ultimate about this, toppings are just okay and the crust is straight bad.

2mo ⋅

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Banquet Chicken Fried Chicken Meal. Primary flavor was salt but I won’t lie I kind of enjoyed this. Especially for the $1 price tag. 7/10.

3yr ⋅

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Just Bare Lightly Breaded Chicken Breast Spicy Bites. Good quality chicken, tasty, easy to prepare - just not spicy at all.

1yr ⋅

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Banquet Mac & Cheese. The original. Not great but serviceable. Better than I remember. A fine choice for $1. A little hot sauce works wonders. 6/10

3yr ⋅

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Hot Pockets Big & Bold Breakfast Bacon, Egg & Cheese with Hot Honey Flavor. The artificial honey flavor is straight bad, and overwhelming at times. Bacon was very undercooked. I guess everything else was fine, and it was very cheesy. It gets an extra point for actually being spicy.

6mo ⋅

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Newman’s Own White Thin and Crispy Pizza. 10/10 for taste, delicious and high quality. (But small and pricey).

4yr ⋅

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American Flatbread Vegan Harvest Pizza. 0/10. Didn’t even taste like food.

4yr ⋅

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Outsiders Detroit Style Pizza, Pepperoni Cups. Pretty unremarkable frozen pizza elevated a bit by really good pepperoni. 7/10

3yr ⋅

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Stouffer’s Bowl Fulls Fried Chicken & Mashed Potatoes. Looked like literal vomit but was pretty tasty. 8/10 taste but 2/10 presentation. Will buy again.

3yr ⋅

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Tattooed Chef Rainbow State Plant Based Pizza. I’m an omnivore but this was a genuinely good pizza - however, no jalapenos which was super disappointing and loses it a few points.

1yr ⋅

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Hungry Man Selects Golden Battered Chicken with Cheese Fries. This was not good. Stick with the original boneless chicken dinner. 3/10.

2yr ⋅

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Lean Cuisine Features Pepperoni Pizza. “New and Improved”. This is pretty good. I haven’t had one of these in ages but from what I remember this does actually seem like an improved version.

2yr ⋅

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FarmRich Loaded Potato Skins. These were delicious, even out of the microwave. I can only imagine that a toaster oven would elevate them further.

2yr ⋅

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211 calorie lunch because I’m budgeting 1,000 calories on a special dinner. I’m not really the “skip a meal” type and this was hearty and tasty enough to satisfy my need for a mid day meal.

2yr ⋅

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Scott & Jon’s White Cheddar Mac & Cheese with Broccoli. Maybe the best frozen mac and cheese I’ve had. So good it’s hard to believe it’s under 300 calories. Only loses a point for value because it was $5 for an 8 ounce package.

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Stouffer’s Ultimate Five Cheese Mac. Pretty gross honestly. Mushy noodles, sauce is cheesy but grainy and there is way too much in proportion to the noodles. I don’t understand why Stouffer’s keeps screwing up mac and cheese, the original orange noodles are legit.

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Smart Ones Ham and Cheese Scramble. Pretty bland but not bad. Everything seemed high quality. Sauce was a bit too watery. Ham had a great smoky flavor. Notable: 200 calories/ 19g protein.

1yr ⋅

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Birds Eye Veggie Made Mac & Cheese. 6/10. Probably better if you really like lentils.

4yr ⋅

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Smart Ones Broccoli and Cheddar Roasted Potatoes. 7/10. This is actually fine counting calories just makes me sad.

4yr ⋅

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Lean Cuisine Chicken Fettuccini. This tastes like sadness.

2yr ⋅

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Oggi Plant-Based Pepperoni Pizza. I am neither gluten-free nor vegetarian but I apparently don’t read boxes carefully when grocery shopping so I grabbed this and it was honestly a pleasant surprise.

3mo ⋅

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Lean Cuisine French Bread Pepperoni Pizza. It’s microwaveable and tastes pretty good. 7/10

4yr ⋅

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Jimmy Dean Breakfast Burrito, Sausage. Incredibly “meh”.

3yr ⋅

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Birds Eye Lightly Sauced Pasta and Broccoli with Cheese Sauce. 7.5/10. Tasty and I can act like I’m eating healthy.

4yr ⋅

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Stouffer’s Pepperoni French Bread Pizza. Good but underwhelming at the same time. Primary flavor is bread, but the bread is good. I feel like the sauce, cheese and pepperoni could have been more flavorful. Extra point for having pepperoni you can break up and redistribute for even coverage.

2yr ⋅

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Michelina’s Fettuccine Alfredo. Not bad. 7/0, mostly for the value.

4yr ⋅

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Hungry Man Boneless Fried Chicken. I’m conflicted on this one. It was pretty good. It wasn’t great. It was a pain to prepare (relative to other frozen meals). I think it would be better if I heated it up longer. I’ll try it again. 7/10

3yr ⋅

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Jimmy Dean Sausage Breakfast Bowl. 8.5/10, quick tasty breakfast.

4yr ⋅

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Celeste Pizza for One, Zesty 4 Cheese. Made in a countertop convection oven. The problem was never with Celeste, it was with me. 7/10

3yr ⋅

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Banquet Mega Sandwiches Pepperoni Stuffed Pizza. 7.5/10. Pretty good. Better than a Hot Pocket but just barely.

4yr ⋅

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Birds Eye Voila Three Cheese Chicken. Quality, if a little bland. 7/10.

4yr ⋅

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Stouffer’s Swedish Meatballs. Not my favorite but a hearty and reasonably tasty meal for the price. Sauce just didn’t hit the right notes with me and the texture of the meatballs seemed off.

2yr ⋅

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My tiny portion of baked cheesy pasta for 220 calories so I could eat a pint of Nick’s mint chocolate chip ice cream for dessert. No regrets about any of it.

2yr ⋅

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DiGiorno Chicken Parm Stromboli. Bland and bready with suspect chicken pieces. Not better than the equivalent Hot Pocket.

2yr ⋅

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Jack’s Hearty Bite Pepperoni Pizza. I was misled about the cooking instructions by the package, but even made in the microwave (absolutely “not recommended”) it was still okay bordering on good. Toppings seemed high quality. Will try again for sure with the recommended cooking method.

2yr ⋅

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Michelina’s Cheeseburger Mac. 4/10. Okay guys, this is my fault. I should have known better. (But the mac wasn’t bad.)

4yr ⋅

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$40 for this pizza through DoorDash... that’s the cheese

4yr ⋅

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Raybern’s Roast Beef Cheddar Melt. My expectations were very low and this exceeded them. At the same time, it wasn’t great. But I did enjoy it and I will buy it again. 6/10.

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Jimmy Dean Croissant Ham and Cheese Sandwiches. I need to read packaging more carefully, I thought this had egg on it. As is, it’s okay. Croissant was a bit soggy and the ham had some chewy bits but it all tasted fine.

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Realgood Pizza Co. Uncured Pepperoni. The gimmick is that the “crust” is made of chicken and parmesan cheese which gave it a wet, spongy, unsettling texture. Not a fan. (Probably the best pepperoni I’ve had on a frozen pizza though.)

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Crav’n Flavor Three Cheese Mini Pizza Bagels. Generic Bagel Bites. When I opened the box I was convinced they were the exact same product in different packaging. After eating them I’m not sure. I’ll keep paying the extra $0.50 for the name brand. (3/10)

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Michelina’s Zap ‘ems Fettuccine Alfredo. Mushy noodles and too little of the bland sauce. 3/10. Are Zap ‘ems different than the regular Michelina’s meals? I feel like they’re different.

4yr ⋅

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Celeste Pizza for One - Pepperoni. Oven method edition. Improvements were recognized. 7/10.

4yr ⋅

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Jimmy Dean Meat Lovers Breakfast Bowl. All the Jimmy Dean bowls that I’ve tried have been good. This one is the definitely best. Delicious.

2yr ⋅

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DiGiorno Thin Crust Pepperoni Pizza. Pretty serviceable. Everything seemed quality and it tasted good. My only gripe is that it isn’t exactly thin crust. It’s a bit thick/ bready. I’d call it “medium” crust. I broiled it for a minute after cooking to get the browning.

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Grocery store was discontinuing most of their hot sauces and I got all this for ~$18. Never had any on them before except for the Cholula. Would love feedback on any of the others.

4yr ⋅

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Oven Cravers Cordon Bleu. Like a giant stuffed chicken nugget. Bland and dry despite the cheese. 5/10.

4yr ⋅

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243 personal pizza with the delicious little spicy cup pepperoni. It’s so worth the calories over turkey pepperoni.

2yr ⋅

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DiGiorno Three Meat Cheese Stuffed Crust. Toppings were really good. Crust was floppy. The cheese in the stuffed crust was the low point - it was like semi-liquid and only vaguely tasted like cheese. The dog enjoyed getting all the crust though.

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TombStone 4 meat pizza. Not AWFUL but low quality and bland. Overwhelming flavor was cheap sausage, couldn’t taste much of the other 3 meats. Crust was cardboard like and sauce was one note. Didn’t pick up on the cheese. Won’t get again.

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This comment in r/cooking... it’s just like mac and cheese, but with onions instead of pasta! This is such an affront to mac and cheese, and food in general.

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This sandwich isn’t supposed to come with onions and I certainly didn’t ASK for them... best DoorDash will give me is a 50% refund for this inedible piece of garbage. Fun throwing money in the trash.

4yr ⋅

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Clover Valley Rising Crust Pepperoni Pizza. It’s a DiGiorno knockoff and it’s fine, but the crust is pretty dry and bland. Sauce, cheese and pep are okay.

8mo ⋅

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Pasta options by calories with macros. I love pasta, so I made a quick reference guide for commonly available pastas. If you have any to add please let me know!

2yr ⋅

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My local newspaper advertising a “vaccinated-versus-not existence”. They REALLY want to pit us against each other and erase the unvaccinated.

2yr ⋅

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Cheetos Mac-Cheesy Pizza, a Chuck E Cheese Exclusive.

7yr ⋅

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General Tso’s chicken has always been a safe food for me... until today. Completely inedible... there is no reason for this.

3yr ⋅

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Bacon wrapped jalapeno and habanero poppers. My favorite snacks!

5yr ⋅

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240 calorie breakfast bowl. 1/2 can of potatoes, 1 ounce turkey sausage crumbles, 1 large egg, cooked in 9 grams of margarine.

2yr ⋅

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Serrano and jalapeno peppers, stuffed with 3 cheeses, wrapped in bacon and baked until crispy.

7yr ⋅

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Fiber Gourmet just launched a low calorie, high fiber flour and this has the potential to be absolutely game changing.

2yr ⋅

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When Your Favorite Pub Makes You a Calorie-Controlled Lunch!

6yr ⋅

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Macaroni and Cheese Loaf from Facebook

6yr ⋅

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Longest dog at the shelter... and they don’t understand why because pitbulls are “actually the most loving out of any dog”. I love animals but this is why I won’t donate to my local SPCA.

4yr ⋅

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Caught my dad eating his breakfast: open face American Cheese and mayonnaise sandwich on white toast.

10yr ⋅

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Homemade Buldak (fire chicken) - one of the hottest things I've ever eaten.

7yr ⋅

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What’s the worst possible way we could serve a burger and chicken wings?

6yr ⋅

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Posted to a missing pets Facebook group, but the majority of the comments were (rightfully) on her sandwich

6yr ⋅

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Meal Prep: I'm going to eat baked ziti (well, baked penne) all week and I'm not going to feel guilty about it!

7yr ⋅

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300 calorie turkey, egg & cheese breakfast wrap. 30g protein, 7 net carbs.

7yr ⋅

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Lower Calorie Boxed Mac and Cheese (Fibergourmet)

7yr ⋅

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Deep fried burrito at the county fair

7yr ⋅

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Small Hawaiian Pizza From My Local Pizzeria

7yr ⋅

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When the side salad has 60 more calories than the french fries

7yr ⋅

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Ham and Kraft Dinner on light wheat bread. A healthy dinner option.

7yr ⋅

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Buffalo, NY style. Pepperoni, sausage and peppers.

7yr ⋅

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Stouffer's Macaroni and Cheese on a hamburger bun. Added a Kraft Single for extra cheesiness. Paired with a Canadian beer.

10yr ⋅

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My vegan Pizza Hut order. I don't feel like I'm missing anything!!

7yr ⋅

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His 2001 Softail and my 2007 Sportster, we don't have kids but these are our babies.

7yr ⋅

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I made tacos.

10yr ⋅

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Freezer Chicken Cordon Bleu, served on the packaging, with a premium light lager.

7yr ⋅

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Frozen Vegan “Cheese” Pizza

7yr ⋅

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Open faced sloppy joe with mac and cheese and canned beans.

9yr ⋅

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[I ate] a steak sandwich

7yr ⋅

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I've had my '07 883L a little over a year now. Here is a before and current picture - the day I picked it up and last week. I've got a lot of plans for this little bike.

10yr ⋅

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[Homemade] carbonara. Bucatini, pancetta, eggs, Parmesan, Pecorino Romano and black pepper.

7yr ⋅

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I figured, I'll mix up my Banquet Chicken Fried Chicken Meal and it'll be a poor man's KFC Famous Bowl.

10yr ⋅

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Canned chicken with BBQ sauce, jalapenos, American cheese and french fried onions on corn tortillas.

10yr ⋅

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