Learning to clean beans
Issss not phasssse Mom! Isss who I isss!
SMalL cHiLD tRaUmatIsED bY bEARs HeAD faLLiNG OfF
Guys, I just got an email saying my poetry entry is SKIPPING the short listing phase and that I'm being published. YASSSSSSSSSS.
Hold my cosmo whilst I ride this
Zoomies gone wrong
Professional stamp licker
HIFW I get home from buying cheesecake and wine to find out that my mother has just done the same and now I have 2 bottles of wine and 2 whole cheesecakes to myself.
Anyone here obsessed with succulents? I just found change in my pocket and my first thought was about how many new plants that can buy me.
My adorable new mug - testing it out with a white jasmine
Doing a heckin' big adopt of this noodle!
We are all lesbians now.
Owner just wants to dispose of the old Christmas tree, dogs have other ideas.
My obsession with plants has lead me to trying to open a nursery. My life is plants. Everything around me is plants. And dirt. There’s dirt all over the floor because it’s too cold to pot outside.
Scarlett crossed the rainbow bridge. She hadn’t been right for months and the vet couldn’t work out why.
MRW the guy I'm seeing sends me a message saying I can't believe I'm about to ask you this... will you... build my PC with me?
Genuine film cells! Found at a UK car boot sale for £12, certificate of authenticity included.
MRW, as a 21 year old writer and artist, I’m told I might be going blind in the next 10 years.
My snek crossed the rainbow bridge out of the blue, today. I’ve lost too many animals this year.
Guys, I haven't slept for over 30hours. Send halp.
I'm currently caring for my friends greviously ill snake. It's 4:30am and I can't sleep or stop crying because I'm so worried about it. She's even in bed with me so I can keep an eye on her.
My Christmas gift to myself -
I'm sorry that racial comments don't work on me...
Found on the floor in a Wilkos!
This is Gemma. She just had to be euthanised due to an abscess on her intestines. Love your babies a little extra for me, please.
Trolls, I got my health under control, got a job, and am finally moving out of my parents house! I just turned 21 and I am so proud of myself, finally.
MRW Day 3 in dementia care - I thought a resident wanted to talk to me. No, she just wanted to say I hate you, dumb diplodocus.
MRW I watch my dad and cat get in to an argument over going to bed. Hissing and swearing included. (Cat did not want to go to sleep yet.)
MRW - I just got laid and his response way holy fuck, how did you... zzz.
Look what I got today!
I had an internal ultrasound done today... MRW the woman said “I’m just going to push on your left ovary.”
Why buy one plant when you can find a pot with 8?! SO MANY FREE PUPS!
[Update]on my friends sick snake! She made it! The vet is very happy with her progress, she's back to her weird self! She has no arms so decided to wave her head around in celebration 🎉
Come join us at /r/CutePetSnails!
HIF - I'm still a bag of infections and now I've spent the day in hospital only to find out that my gallbladder will need removing soon. And possibly my appendix.
HIFW the second date goes so well that I'm pretty damn sore today.
Mild cheddar, extra thick white, and tomato soup!
This is Hennessy, my new Hognose!
4hrs on a coach left. I'm so bored. Send me pics of your pets?!
My secret Santa got me tea! <3
MRW when I fail an exam and decide to buy a tonne of books as retail therapy.
Mmmm is good mause weather.
My first grilled cheese. (Mild cheddar on white bread.)
Look at my new walking stick!
Turns out that the students were mining garlic.
Finally found a Golem jade!
Spent the night with this little nugget asleep on my neck. Say hi to Phoebe!
Oh hai! Like mah tail?
Day 4 in dementia care - the angry woman talked to me again. Expected an insult but instead she asked Marry me? Be my lord? - HIF.
HIFW someone tries to steal my profiteroles and champagne.
It feels like he hasn't grown but he really has! I've had this noodle for 7 months now 😭💕
Well, I'm a lesbian again.
This drink at I
The TrollXMinecraft server is back! JOIN ME!
My UTI has spread to my bladder and kidneys. At least my new noodle is here to cheer me up!
All aboard the snail train!
Edward was concerned about the new cage he's getting.
I just ate an entire lasagna AND some cheesecake. Wake me up from my food coma tomorrow, please!
Got this cutie from LondonCats International show! 🐈
HIFW I drunkenly buy a shibe plushie, a rainbow alpaca, and a pink My Little Pony jumper at a convention.
It's Father's Day and my dad is driving me over 200 miles for a trade show. Someone deserves a drink or 10!
Found on Facebook... Avacordo for breakfast.
The guy I'm seeing has reactivated his WoW sub, started watching anime, and asked me to help him build a PC. I just want to brag a bit.
I hadn't ordered new tea for a while...
I got a job! Finally! Yes! Yay me!
This is Scarlet, the BP I might be adopting. She likes to be a bracelet/hand warmer.
The /r/TrollXMinecraft server is back! Come play with us!
I'm running a Vanilla Minecraft server and could do with some more Trolls to play with! Shoot me a PM for the IP, it's a 24/7 server for up to 30 players!
Withdrawing from my SSRI, I'm dying. Please send pets. (Cat tax included.)
Going back to sleep after someone else leaves for work feels goooooood.
Day 5 in dementia care... GUYS I JUST FOUND FAMILY I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED. My great grandfathers sisters cousin was visiting his sister in law! I just happened to hear his surname in a conversation!
Post-surgery gift to myself!
This weekends new additions!
With a username along the lines of niceguy1234 I'm sure he won't disappoint!
Look at my noodle and his little tongue
Nomnomnom... These millies like banana!
Little mantis eating a mealworm
Plssss boop for sssspeedy recovery! Scarlett had injection in the butt today.
MRW I finally find a pair of heels I like! It only took 21 years for me to buy my first pair 🙃 AND I can walk in them!
Told my friend I'm making a succulent shelf so he just got me 4 more! 😲 ...this may become a problem.
Look at my butts! Picked these up from my local garden centre!
It's 4:45 am and I'm too excited to sleep because I'm hosting my first kids reptile and invert party in less than 12 hours!
MRW the trade show gets cancelled due to a fire. 260 miles! Bah.
What kind of bread is this? A bun?
Found this review whilst looking for hair removal cream. Was it one of you?
With my unicorn dick
I cleaned their cage out and now Edward is refusing to look at me. He turns away every time he sees me looking.
Me right now - I have a cold so I got 2 duvets and a bottle of wine. Just replace carrot with chocolate.
We need moar trolls! Come play on the /r/TrollXMinecraft server!
Cushion and a face plant!
Just got an email offering a job interview next Thursday! MRW!
Boris' first Christmas! What a smile!
Brian loves his calcium powder a little bit too much...
Helix and Helios 💕
Ignore my face 😹 I made my first cloak!
This baby is about 4mm and a week old :3
HIFW I'm still recovering from the Mirena incident and tomorrow Is my first day on a film set.
I just got my Mirena put in... halp.
Stinky noodle needed a bath
This cat knows how to cheer me up.
3 peoples, 2 wines. Yes.
Mods are asleep? Post heckos!
Paint me like one of your French girls.
Today's haul! Went to get a plant to help me recover from surgery and these needed a home...
The cat was not impressed when the rock suddenly moved. She promptly ran to the safety of the house.
The TrollX vanilla Minecraft server is still running and has plenty more space! Come play! PM me your username if you'd like to join us :)
I now have work in 3 anthologies. Keep writing, you really can do it.
Went to Yo!sushi and got my first matcha latte :3
My boys are getting big 💕🐀🐀💕
I have my first UTI. Send help.
I have joint issues and now need a walking stick - anyone know of a good TrollX-y style or how I can customise one? (Cat for the cute.)
I used to run a TrollX modded Minecraft server, now I'm running a Vanilla one and would love some new players! PM/comment for the IP, it's 24/7!
My noodle crossed the rainbow bridge today.
Head over to /r/TrollXMinecraft if you'd like to join our Vanilla server or just to help us start out our subreddit!
Honey glazed salmon, teriyaki sauce, and plain noodles. Yes, I cooked this.
Brian loves his mealworms!
40% dirt, 52% fat, 8% frog.
Shrek is 80% dirt today
Ohh what a wonderful day!
We made a practice cloak...
Proper British evening out
Plenty of food to go around, but these 3 decided to share!
Gotta rub that belly!
Say hi to Shrek the angry squishy frog!
00:18 - 2 bottles of wine and a bottle of gin down
HIF whilst I’m learning to draw! Slowly but surely, I’ll get to where I want to be one day.
Found at a car boot sale! Genuine film cells, certificate of authenticity included!
Plsss send boops for poorly gurl, vet will make better on Friday.
Garden centre let me take some pups and leaves they were just going to bin! (Bonus bunny cactus!)
HIF having just finished my first day at a nursery
Who needs photos in a frame when you can have a snek in it instead!
A selection of my props, spring is really in the air!
Mummy laughed at the dirt on my face...
So many pups!
My sickly girl seems to love sitting on laps. She'd be there for hours if I let her!
Can I get some tips about walking in heels so this gif isn't me? Halp!
If a UTI wasn't bad enough... now my acid reflux is bad AND I have indigestion at the same time. Send pet pics please.
Sloooooogs! (2 of my 6 pancake slugs)
My new go the fuck to sleep box. Only been sleeping every other night, lately, so this is my new routine.
What's down there?
Thanks for the free profile. (Of course he blocked me after.)
Come play with us on the TrollXMinecraft server!