Issss not phasssse Mom! Isss who I isss!
HIFW I get home from buying cheesecake and wine to find out that my mother has just done the same and now I have 2 bottles of wine and 2 whole cheesecakes to myself.
We are all lesbians now.
Look at my new walking stick!
Genuine film cells! Found at a UK car boot sale for £12, certificate of authenticity included.
I'm sorry that racial comments don't work on me...
My UTI has spread to my bladder and kidneys. At least my new noodle is here to cheer me up!
MRW the guy I'm seeing sends me a message saying I can't believe I'm about to ask you this... will you... build my PC with me?
Mild cheddar, extra thick white, and tomato soup!
Come join us at /r/CutePetSnails!
M(internal)RW the cute IT guy at the school I'm volunteering at gives me his number so we can game together.
This is Hennessy, my new Hognose!
Well, I'm a lesbian again.
MRW when I fail an exam and decide to buy a tonne of books as retail therapy.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
MRW - I just got laid and his response way holy fuck, how did you... zzz.
Mmmm is good mause weather.
HIFW the second date goes so well that I'm pretty damn sore today.
All aboard the snail train!
Oh hai! Like mah tail?
Spent the night with this little nugget asleep on my neck. Say hi to Phoebe!
Little mantis eating a mealworm
Nomnomnom... These millies like banana!
4hrs on a coach left. I'm so bored. Send me pics of your pets?!
This is Scarlet, the BP I might be adopting. She likes to be a bracelet/hand warmer.
I'm running a Vanilla Minecraft server and could do with some more Trolls to play with! Shoot me a PM for the IP, it's a 24/7 server for up to 30 players!
I hadn't ordered new tea for a while...
Found on Facebook... Avacordo for breakfast.
With my unicorn dick
Withdrawing from my SSRI, I'm dying. Please send pets. (Cat tax included.)
Look at my noodle and his little tongue
Found this review whilst looking for hair removal cream. Was it one of you?
MRW my plans get cancelled last minute and I'm already dressed up and ready to leave the house...
With a username along the lines of niceguy1234 I'm sure he won't disappoint!
This baby is about 4mm and a week old :3
Cushion and a face plant!
HIFW I drunkenly buy a shibe plushie, a rainbow alpaca, and a pink My Little Pony jumper at a convention.
Helix and Helios 💕
The guy I'm seeing has reactivated his WoW sub, started watching anime, and asked me to help him build a PC. I just want to brag a bit.
HIFW someone tries to steal my profiteroles and champagne.
This cat knows how to cheer me up.
Went to Yo!sushi and got my first matcha latte :3
I have joint issues and now need a walking stick - anyone know of a good TrollX-y style or how I can customise one? (Cat for the cute.)
Going back to sleep after someone else leaves for work feels goooooood.
Paint me like one of your French girls.
It's Father's Day and my dad is driving me over 200 miles for a trade show. Someone deserves a drink or 10!
Stinky noodle needed a bath
Ignore my face 😹 I made my first cloak!
Plenty of food to go around, but these 3 decided to share!
I used to run a TrollX modded Minecraft server, now I'm running a Vanilla one and would love some new players! PM/comment for the IP, it's 24/7!
The TrollX vanilla Minecraft server is still running and has plenty more space! Come play! PM me your username if you'd like to join us :)
00:18 - 2 bottles of wine and a bottle of gin down
Head over to /r/TrollXMinecraft if you'd like to join our Vanilla server or just to help us start out our subreddit!
Thanks for the free profile. (Of course he blocked me after.)
MRW the trade show gets cancelled due to a fire. 260 miles! Bah.
Gotta rub that belly!
Just got an email offering a job interview next Thursday! MRW!
Mummy laughed at the dirt on my face...
What's down there?
It's 4:45 am and I'm too excited to sleep because I'm hosting my first kids reptile and invert party in less than 12 hours!
We made a practice cloak...
u might as will change your sex hormone...
I ignored the first message and then got this.
Sloooooogs! (2 of my 6 pancake slugs)
HIFW I'm still recovering from the Mirena incident and tomorrow Is my first day on a film set.