u/lazarushasawoken

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Oops! Sorry, no takesies backsies that baby girl now has the priesthood.

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Eat, drink, and be merry my heathen friends

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Guys... I’m gonna be a dad! Yup! I am definitely freaking out, and don’t know what the heck I’m doing, but I do know one thing: my child will not be raised in a harmful made-up religion. Woohoo!!!

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Slurms MacKenzie?

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I spent 35 years of my life believing the lies of the mormon church. They said that true happiness couldn’t be found outside of the “truth”. Well guess what my fellow dudes? I just became a father (out of wedlock to boot) and I testify to you that I have never been happier! Say hello to Liam.

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Not even Scrooge McDuck had as much money as the Mormon Church

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“Free” English classes *wink wink*

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Dudes... I just became a father! At 39 years old!! Say hello to Liam, the newest little urban achiever. Abide, my fellow dudes/daddits.

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Props to the Ogden Utah Mission missionaries volunteering at the Ogden Greek Festival. The Transfiguration Greek Orthodox Church is probably grateful for the help. I must’ve seen about 40 of them helping out. Wish I’d spent more of my mssion doing actual service. Respect.

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The true leap of faith, for me, was leaving a church to which I had given my entire life. 6 generations of Mormonism stops with me. It has not been easy, I assure you, to remove the blinders and wake up to reality. But I assure you that it is worth it. Take the leap. Life is short... enjoy it.

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This was always a major shelf item. Like, what are the odds that I just happened to be born into the right one?!?! I was so lucky!

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Rocky Road Sloth is a MUCH better name than Nimrod! What’s your new new name?

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SUPRISE!!! It’s all made up and the points don’t matter.

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The Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle has HORSES!

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Take the red pill, my friends, and see how deep the rabbit hole goes. All I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.

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Every. Single. Time.

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Congratulations Arizona exmos! I encourage you to start slow. Like... do NOT eat an entire 100mg thc candy bar and go to the temple. You need to get high a bunch of times at HOME first before venturing out into the world. You could do it Mondays! Call it... family high evening.

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WhY cAn’T yOu LeAve ThE cHuRcH aLoNe?

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Hello all, despite the billions of dollars we have hoarded we need your free labor again thanks byeeeeee

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ThE mAsOnS aRe tHe OnEs tHaT sToLe iT fRoM uS! SoLoMonS TeMpLe yAdA YaDa yAda

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“Don’t worry, apostate Utahns, we know what is best for you. Allow us to make the laws that govern you, regardless of what the majority says. Trust us.” - the Mormon Church

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burn it the fuck down with truth

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Becoming an Exmormon can really suck for people like me who have social anxiety and panic attacks. I used to be so sure of things, and now I have trust issues and PTSD. This attack was not church related, but I just want any exmos out there to know that you are not alone. Lean on me, it’ll be ok.

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One time, on my mission, we wanted to show a family of investigators a vhs church movie about families. As I turned on their vcr, a tape inside started playing automatically... it was hardcore porn. I stopped it as fast as I could, and we all pretended like we didn’t just see it. Good times.

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Melt down the swords! Grind up the bones! We can’t have people knowing what has happened here. Leave it cleaner than you found it!

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That feeling when you realize Smith really did make it all up and you’ve spent 33 years of your life basing every decision you made on a belief system built on a lie...

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If you laugh at this, you are SO going to the Telestial Kingdom.

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In fact, I think Moroni should just take them back to heaven once I’m done not using them. Wouldn’t want any hard evidence to exist, otherwise people wouldn’t need FAITH!

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This is how you know you’re a guilty President... when the guy who believes in magic underwear, and that Jesus lived in Branson, Missouri, and that you get your own planet when you die goes... “Boy that was some bullshit.” - Bill Maher

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Yes, yes I am. I even managed to sneak in a moscow mule after dinner too!

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This week’s Sunday School lesson is brought to you by your neighbor, Fred Rogers...

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Hoooooooooooooooo!

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Go to heck you fetchin mormons!

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I enjoyed this delicious BBQ chicken for and on behalf of all my Mormon friends, who are fasting. Amen.

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Angels we have heard are high...

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2006: TBM me looking out the window where my beloved Prophet was murdered. 2018: woke me visiting the sacred grove in order to gain closure and to try to understand what the heck Joe Smith was smoking that spring day 200 years ago thereby changing the course of my five generations of ancestors. 😁

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Every exmo a missionary

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Wouldn’t it be interesting to have an ex-mormon testimony meeting where everyone shares how they came to the knowledge of the falsehood of the church? I believe that would be a very cool experience... or it might be traumatic for those who now have PTSD because of this bullshit. #yupitsacult

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SLC protest THIS SATURDAY the 29th at 5pm to show the church and the voters of Utah that we are NOT happy with the church meddling in our democratic process. If you support Prop 2, and are tired of TSCC’s CONTROL over Utah politics, come stand with us. (see FB event for more info.)

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Pants! No longer a victory for Satan!

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Today I learned that Ted Bundy, the serial killer, received a card of support from the members of his branch who couldn’t imagine that Brother Bundy was capable of such heinous crimes. That’s right, Ted Bundy joined the Mormon Church during his murder spree. Check out the documentary on Netflix.

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As a missionary I used to hang out for a few minutes in the baptismal font, right after a baptism, floating in the liquid sins of my converts. We were not allowed to swim, but once that partition was closed I could not resist. Floating, staring at the ceiling, it was so therapeutic. No regrets.

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Fishing for exmos in sacrament meeting, wish me luck. And now we wait...

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My doubts had nothing to do with perrier or chocolate croissants. My doubts were valid. My doubts deserved to be reconciled. We deserved the whole story from the very beginning. “If we have truth, it cannot be harmed by investigation. If we have not truth, it ought to be harmed.”

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9am church?! Nah, I prefer 5pm church, high on a mountain top. Gotta love second Saturdays. Cheers, fellow heathens.

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Most successful cult of all time?

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As you re-examine the story with an open mind, you will start to see the plot holes more clearly. How convenient that the rock had to be placed where only ole Joe could see the “miracles.” How convenient that the plates were “taken to heaven.” An angel with a flaming sword? Very convenient indeed.

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I used to believe that people who drank alcohol were evil. Now I understand that I was brainwashed and ignorant. I may not have any Irish in me, but today I happily celebrate with them. Happy St. Patrick’s Day you heathens!

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Bow your head and creepily say “yes”

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And they rub right against the nipple too!

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The Second Anointing? You mean the fast pass to super duper heaven that allows you to sin and STILL get in? Hell yeah it exists, buuut we can’t talk about it.

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Can’t wait until I can “obey, honor, and sustain the law” in my own state. But until then, road trips like these are a must. #budtendermercies

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This is the story about the time I was shot at and nearly died on the last day of my LDS Mission in a foreign country (story in comments, tl;dr included because it is admittedly long)

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As a TBM I avoided alcohol like the plague, believing it was so evil, and those who drank it were evil too. Now I can enjoy a 2oz Old Forester 1920 Prohibition with my friends and I feel fantastic! Cheers to all those who have woken up from the lie.

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I used to live life so reservedly, mainly because I was so sure I could enjoy more things in the afterlife. Now I’m not so sure of that... so I have begun living life to the fullest; and me... I ride. Each moment I’m alive has become so much more precious. Enjoy life, my friends. Really enjoy it.

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“We don’t worship Joseph Smith... whatever would give you that idea?!”

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Something I’m grateful for: being able to enjoy a White Russian after attending a Big Lebowski Festival and feeling NO SHAME whatsoever. Dudeism has been a nice change from Mormonism, I highly recommend it. Happy Second Saturday dudes!

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This chart is for all those people who were “all in” in the church. Having your shelf break can be very traumatic, and many of you will go through these stages. This community has helped me tremendously. Thank you, everyone, for sharing your stories and for your love and support. Be well, do well.

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Imagine having 100,000 suitcases with a million dollars in each one...

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This could just as well be posted in r/dataisbeautiful, but this belongs here. Isn’t it beautiful though? The church WISHES their membership growth looked like this subreddit. Heheheheheh. (Credit to u/4blockhead for graph)

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TIL that if you watch a YouTube video about why ex-mormons left the church, you may be shown a 3 minute ad by TSCC about a doctor (man of science/evidence) that decides to join the church. I can’t say I’m surprised, but it made me laugh. Gotta buy ads to save even us apostates!

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Once you wake up to reality, you will never see the church (or the world) the same way. And although it may be jarring, painful, difficult... it will be worth it. Take the red pill and wake up. The truth shall set you free.

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Come, come ye ents!

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So I looked up how much tithing money I’d given the Mormon church in the last 10 years and I’m both happy and sad. Happy it wasn’t more (some of you have given sums in the six digits), and sad because I could really use that money right about now. #helpmeimpoor

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If y’all would like some very chill music, these guys are amazing. I get such a dude vibe listening to their hypnotic sounds.

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I recommend this experience to all. I desire you all to receive it.

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“... and do us the good that we need...” LOL

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Posted by a very TBM mission buddy. The fucking audacity of some people. Fuck Utah’s cult theocracy.

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Mushrooms growing in the Sacred Grove. According to r/shroomID these are merely Pleurotus Ostreatus (the oyster mushroom) and are not psychedelic. So Joe Smith was probably NOT tripping on shrooms, he most likely just made it all up, probably for the money, the power, and the women.

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“So do you wanna prevent our own annihilation? Then our only goal should be to control the flow of information. Unless you wanna see the Smallfoot conquer and pillage. Then protect the lie and you protect the village.”

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Coming to Deseret Book in 2019: the new Cannabidiol Oil Vial, perfect for when that olive oil isn’t quite enough. Approved by current church leaders as long as it’s for medical use, not to be used recreationally. Have miracles ceased? Verily I say unto you NAY! Go forward and perform miracles!

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IDH: Can anyone help me identify these shrooms? Found in Upstate New York. Also curious if they are psychedelic.

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