Can't stop thinking about this play on the final drive where the ball gets tipped and somehow defies all physics to stay a perfect spiral3mo ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/MichiganWolverines
JJ McCarthy in response to a post showing Michigan has the fewest penalties in FBS this season: Surprised nobody saying we pay refs now 🤣5mo ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/MichiganWolverines
Hey mom, it's Pa- wait wait wait, don't hang up, don't hang up, okay? This is good, this is a good thing, good phone call.1yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Do what you must, I accept your blows. Break my jaw. Eviscerate my nose.7mo ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
You know what else I believe? He's Dr. Seuss, and I'm Shel Silverstein.2yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I opened this correctly. I won't conform to your anarchist ways.11yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
I offer to the subreddit, Mrs. Gurewitch's world-famous sandwich. Three slices of reconstituted deli ham, one Kraft single, imitation Mayonnaise, and the secret ingredient: Bread. What do you got?1yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Mom sends out multiple ambulances for one baby who isn't breathing. You won't believe what the baby is!11yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/thatHappened
I miss this guy. He and Professor Kane were the only sane ones at Greendale.11yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/community
Pastor tells off fundie by sneezing. Soon the whole church joins in. The mods, who happened to have been in troll mode that day, can confirm this epic story of bravery.11yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/thatHappened
Just realized the RDABomb saying Tomorrow was technically posted on July 5th. Kawhi signing with the Lakers on July 6th confirmed5yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/lakers
, you really hurt my feelings the other day at work when you yelled at me.7yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Was rewatching an old Prank Wars episode after today's bombshell revelation and found this comment7yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This is why allowing anybody to submit a biography is a bad idea.10yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/prisonarchitect
One of my favorite jokes from Cooperative Calligraphy: Are they seriously marketing pregnancy tests to black women?11yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/community
Parrot becomes self-aware. The mods, professional plate-droppers for 53 years, have confirmed this story.11yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/thatHappened
All of Ben Schwartz's occupations over the years. (Source and gif version in comments)12yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
My friend just texted me this. I bet you wish you were as random as her.11yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/cringepics
