Shoutout to this pamphlet for giving me a new summer to do list ❤️🔥2yr ⋅ lauren898 ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
You know it’s going to be a good day when your boss gives you a mini haul of unsold Christmas bottles.4yr ⋅ lauren898 ⋅ r/whiskey
As Dorothy watched Mr. Darcy confess his love to Elizabeth, she clasped her mug of tea and tried not to look at Baz asleep on the sofa. He hadn’t touched her in months. Her eyes filled with tears as she wondered... Would anyone else even want her now?4yr ⋅ lauren898 ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Hi, we’re clementine and scarlet and as a team we climbed 5ft to eat food we shouldn’t have today.4yr ⋅ lauren898 ⋅ r/Dachshund
Janet hoped her date wouldn’t notice her beak. When they were married, Ben said it was the ugliest beak he’d ever seen. She’d tried a new contour she’d seen on TV, but couldn’t shake Ben’s cruel laughter out of her head as she waited outside. No wonder he’d left her for a Goose.4yr ⋅ lauren898 ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
