In this modern era of “fake news” where the press is allegedly the enemy of the people, Martina Martinez is still a journalist you can trust.4yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/IASIP
All these years, I've been feeling like I hate Karate? And like, I hate Project Bad Ass? And like, I hate God? But like, I realized, you know what I really hate? Is Mac.2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/IASIP
Long Island Iced Teas. Right? They're so sweet. But the boys keep buying 'em for me. If my fiance new he'd kill all of 'em. He's Dominican. He's crazy. The sex is good though. He calls me his Little Chihuahua. When I was a kid my dad beat the shit out of me.2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/americandad
I am a lineman here in Langley. And I'm a fish whose name is Klaus. Drinking coffee from a thermos that I filled up at my house.2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/americandad
I went to the shelter before the holidays to adopt ONE cat. The guy on the left crawled up my shoulders and perched. The guy on the right purred the second I picked him up. So . . . I left with TWO. No regrets.3yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/cats
Robbie likes to suck his blankey when making biscuits (kneading with paws).2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
“Going to the shed with the Colonel . . . Never seen that look from the Colonel”3yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/americandad
Two hours. Never moved. Never blinked. Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. He had all the right answers. But my gut told me this guy was guilty - of something.2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/IASIP
Nothing to see here people. Just a couple of guys in a hot tub. Soft boiling they eggs.2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/americandad
They made love - not once, not twice - but two and a half times. And she knew, as she had never known before, that the last time wasn't her fault. Because he was still, super, into her.2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/americandad
ICYMI - July is National Awareness Month for a very sexy learning disability:4yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/futurama
Thinking about picking up this sauce later at the store. It's a good deal. And it might taste good. (S13 E3 Shell Game)2yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/americandad
Spotted Uncle Jack in a pizza commercial. He can probably order many pizzas with those large, manly, hands.4yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/IASIP
The most compelling evidence that Carter Page is innocent: Russians have better hats.4yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/The_Mueller
