MRW I'm Rene Descartes and someone asks me why I exist.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have to tell my patient that he has a copy of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason stuck in his rectum.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I arrive at my first journalistic ethics class and the lecturer says hello.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm admiring my hybrid creation after successfully mating a male donkey with a female deer.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm trying to explain that I have no friends but English is not my first language.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I want to give my boyfriend a blowjob but his dick has the same electrical charge as my mouth.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Whenever somebody says the word Sweden, this is what I think of.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/notinteresting
MRW my little daughter shows me how she can do a somersault.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my girlfriend proposes but forgets that I'm owned by a Mexican man.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm on holiday in Vietnam with my friend Dale, who suddenly steals my money, and the only way I can get it back is to hypnotise him.9yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my servant badly overcooks my cupcakes but I'm so passive-aggressive that I can't just complain about it directly.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Oh no! Philipp Lahm and Xabi Alonso have fallen over! Click the up arrow to the left to help them back up.9yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Sometimes I don't think before I speak and end up saying something that could be interpreted as slightly racist.9yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I'm a frequent poster to /r/conspiracy and literally anything bad happens.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend pranks me again by cumming in my cereal.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I meet a man who I think is Jeff Bridges and try to impress him by referencing one of his movies, but at the last second I realise it's actually Hitler.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I see a farmer performing bestiality and am so outraged that I can only speak in broken English.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My father has dementia, and I am learning how important this is.8yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
/r/The_Donald reaches its nadir by upvoting pure barbarism to the front page.8yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/circlebroke2
MRW my wife confronts me for giving her a rimjob without permission.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my wife nearly catches me playing with her vibrator so I shove it into my mouth, and then she asks me where it is.9yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I suffer from Parkinson's disease and my wife calls me halfway through a face-painting session to ask if she can open my browser history.9yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the author of The Three Musketeers damages my car and I'm really angry, but I don't know how to pronounce his name.9yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Met this hypocritical University Jacobite girl on campus yesterday.9yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I try to unsubscribe from /r/atheism but the force of the euphoria is too strong.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm trying to persuade my friend to join the ridiculously oversized hoods club.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
White supremacy, cucks and a call for a military coup. It's the most valuable conversation yet on /r/The_Donald!8yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/circlebroke2
MRW I'm placed in a psychiatric institution despite the fact that I'm not mentally ill.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I realise I've missed my support group meeting for people who can't stop quoting Arrested Development.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Momentarily Confused but Ultimately Self-Aware Gandalf11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
When you take the wrapper off, but bits of paper stick to the sweet.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
MRW the guy at the urinal beside me looks at my dick.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I drill holes in faeces for a living and someone asks me what my job consists of.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
To the guy who stood on my toe, then turned around and apologised.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
When I interrupt a soccer match to spread the word about my sun-worshipping religion.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Society's unrealistic standards of beauty are having a terrible impact on the moon.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shitduolingosays
On a picture of a three-year-old girl. At least they got downvoted.8yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/circlebroke2
Seemingly Racist but Actually Sectarian Black Guy Confession Bear.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I perform sex reassignment surgery on myself and someone asks me what that thing on the floor is as I'm leaving the operating room.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the couple I've been teaching are still terrible dancers despite a year of private lessons from me.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Scumbag Macaw Who Decapitates Self and Replaces its Head With That of a Celebrity to Make Shitty Visual Pun10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I direct a pegging scene in a porno starring Chris Christie and Sabrina Salerno.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone pronounces the word 'gif' with a soft 'g.'11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I want to commit suicide but I don't know much about guns.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a boxer with diarrhoea who speaks English as a second language and I need to remind myself that I can't crap in my pants.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Disillusioned With Modern Life Time Traveller Robb Stark10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Took this picture of Charlie Adam with some Stoke fans last night.10yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Jane communicates with Jesse through tiptoe telepathy.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/shittytumblrgifs
Man misspells sweetheart, realises his mistake, corrects it.11yr ⋅ Las_Pollas_Hermanas ⋅ r/notinteresting
