Did someone call 9-1-Holy S**t

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... end up in ditches with stitches.

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Karen, Ruiner Of Nachos.

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Mark is Twitter Goals and Thor is Body Goals

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Blessed_Reflection

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2meirl4meirl

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Vampire Gets Roasted

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Ow ow, my face bones...

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Will this help my fence get better WiFi?

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4:44

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Blursed Condolences

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Mhm. Oh yeah. Really? Damn. Word.

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PoOr duDe riDEs suBwAY, losEs FeeT

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Weird Milk, But OK Quiz Score.

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Phoenix water during the summer.

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Nope.

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Pretentious Fucks, The Lot Of Them

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Burn the entire internet down.

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Besides the perfectly balanced results, thoughts?

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Cursed_marshmallow

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Title.

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Fuck you, you fucking fucks. (found in r/whitepeopletwitter)

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Blessed_DoubleStandard

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[Shitpost... but worth it]

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Thanks, I hate unnatural Lego

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The way the snow lasts longer in the shadow (Show Low, AZ)

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On the music video for the ‘Finesse’ song by Bruno Mars.

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Found over in r/mildlyinfuriating

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Imagine the liquid metal effects on MK12

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I’m here for a good time, not a long time. (But make sure your lady is having a good time, fellas)

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LOCUL FENIX KNEWS

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Juuuuuuust barely.

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cursed_fleshlight

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Hmmm.

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blessed_spoilers

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Thomas Jefferson needed to be flexing on Wendy instead of Sally.

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I was walking thru the gas one day

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2meirl4meirl

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I hope shoes count since most shoes have feet in them.

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If this person is in this subreddit, I love your plate.

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Thanks, I love 2019 George Washington!

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Kollector’s new skin.

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egg_irl

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Justin Hammer of Hammer Industries will be doing an AMA on 04.13.19!

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Taco Bell’s Godzilla cup holder from 1998.

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*fart noise*

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I’d rather the ambulance just runs me over. Twice.

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More like “Hell(o)Boi”

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Dr. Kunta, PhD

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hmmm

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Thanks, I hate hangnails even more now.

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Pepper and Penny (DOB: 12.26.16) 😄

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OH NO.

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Lee Harvey HolUp

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Wyatt Earp: I just want you to know Powers Boothe died. Curly Bill: ...

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Hold Up.

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Excuse me, gorilla *whats*?

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FLAME SCORPION

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Can’t sell your looks online if your phone is dead.

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Where are my Deftones fans at?

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Thanks, I hate Skittles.

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THIS WEEK’S PLAYLIST

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I don’t even care if this is a repost, I’d eat it!

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I know the movie, but I’m not familiar with the director...

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Das katze est gut.

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[Shitpost] Surf’s up, asshat!

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Thanos Copter... uh, Copter?

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Looking for the right CD.

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Best one yet. Boom, roasted.

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[Request] How fast would the pasta need to be shot in order to kill the person?

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Yoooooo...

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Day Drunk.

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Reddit

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X-Post from r/tekken (Armor King has a Black Panther-esque costume)

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Playing at the store’s demo station while your parents shopped.

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WAL-MART in Surprise, AZ (303 and Waddell)

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N64 era nostalgia in one picture.

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Ow my force bones

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HoRse DemOlishEs coLonisT

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A rare picture of the Nintendo 64 installation dept. in Germany (1998)

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This is not Stan Lee (F)

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Be careful out there, lil kings n queens

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Sunrise. 7:05am. 11.29.18. 16th St. and Bethany Home Rd.

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hmmm

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blessed_grape

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hmmm

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PIC

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SO. DAMN. CLOSE.

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Keep going, aliens. Nuthin’ to see here.

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Gobble gobble, BPT

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Seen on my morning commute!

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I’m not a mod, but I’ll allow it.

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ME.IRL

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cursed_lunch

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A little easy listening on the drive home.

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Apparently, we are raising cannibals.

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Ow my salesman bones

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Hello, I am subscriber #1,000. Do I win any gruel or soap?

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Walgreens at 27th Ave and Glendale. BRRRR!

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My steering wheel (car bought in May 2016)

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MTV Music Generator! Hours of fun!

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This Michael^3 tattoo.

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hmmm

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Well that explains a lot...

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Courtesy of Jack in the Box, Inc.

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To package the correct wrestler.

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Can you feel the nostalgia in your neck?

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Let’s do this!

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Spring Break 2019

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Ow my MARVELous nutrition bones.

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I got the Spider-Man logo with my last name on May 19th at Sinful Skin in Phoenix, AZ. (Disregard the birthmark)

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Possibly THREE health bars?

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[OC] I’ve lived in Phoenix my entire life and I’ve always heard, “You don’t have winter”...

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The Speech

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TFW you might have the meme wrong

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Spider-Man superpowers, here I come!

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hmmm

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Ow my zucchini bone

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I HOPE THIS IS IN THE NEXT TRAILER!

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Larri Kyng: Holder of Hair

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hmmm

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