Now, the important thing was that I had a MAGA hat on my head, which was the style at the time11mo ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some kind of food crazed maniac!4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hi, umm, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, someillegalfireworks and one of those disposable enemas - nah, make it two!5yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
As true of today's political scene as it was of nuclear power in 1990...5yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
There's something bothering me about this place...I know - this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap ladies!5yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ah, the last peanut - overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.3yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Boy, some of the best times I've ever had were in the back seat of a car4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
She said to get my son a new toothbrush. Not understanding the eye rolls, I feel I nailed the assignment10mo ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/StarWars
But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur2yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Update: what a difference a week makes - no more cpap, no more incubator, feeding at 85% on the bottle and most importantly giving his ol’ dad the side eye4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/NICUParents
Update: what a difference a week makes - no more cpap, no more incubator, feeding at 85% on the bottle and most importantly giving his ol’ dad the side eye4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/daddit
What a difference a year can make - from a scary surprise at 33 weeks to a one year old thriving little fighter3yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/NICUParents
The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there3yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.3yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing: I’m sorry I came.4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer Simpson, defying all medical advice, has switched to Powersauce's arch rival - the Vita-Peach Health Log. Doctors say he may not have the meganutrients needed to stave off death.5yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hi, my name is Richie Sakai. I’m an anesthesiologist, and I’d like to dedicate this next song to my wife patty.3yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My little man came into this world Friday @ 33 weeks - already in love with this fighting spirit4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/NICUParents
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor!4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Proud papa moment: tried to get up to make dinner, my son grabs my arm & lasso’s me. Not bad for an 18 month old 😂2yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/bjj
when you get nitpicky on the re-watch and notice the all valley karate people hanging up jiu jitsu posters3yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/cobrakai
Have you seen this man? Arr! That's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels! Pete! Ye got some customers!5yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
See, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true, that's what makes it so funny...pardon me a moment.5yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab...All...Gain...Wisk...I believe today I will try...Bold5yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I come before you good people tonight with an idea, probably the greatest...oh, it's not for you - it's more of a Shelbyville idea.4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Poppin' Fresh! You glutinous little doughboy! Oh, there's something I've wanted to do to you for years!4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your song touched me in a way I’ve never felt before, and which way to the can?4yr ⋅ larryb78 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
