In Gladiator (2000), Proximo complained about being sold queer giraffes. That is natural. He didn't know that male giraffes live together in their own tribe when not mating. They have penetrative homosexual sex that makes up most of their sexual lives. It's totally natural.2yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/MovieDetails
From DC's The Conjuring: The Lover #1 You're never gonna meet any cute guys 'Yeah, that'd be the worst'3yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/SapphoAndHerFriend
When Trumpanzees talk about a nothingburger this is what it actually looks like.5yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
Bought a new laptop and first thing was to download Firefox and Windows 10 stopped me.5yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/assholedesign
Sure the toilet’s clean, but I didn’t feel comfortable sitting down at this toilet at the grocery store.5yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/trashy
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rome Sweet Rome? I thought not. It's not a story Hollywood would tell you. It's a Reddit legend.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/RomeSweetRome
John Candy RIP, passed away March 4, 1994. Smoked 2 packs a day. Surely contributed to his heart attack at age 43. You are missed.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/stopsmoking
I’m sharing this on social media when fascists bitch about Biden having 2 Marines behind him at an Address to the Nation. If Ike can have paratroopers then Biden can have a couple of marines.1yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/ParlerTrick
The artist in the film, Argo (2012), who was shown in the film doing storyboards in real life was Jack “King” Kirby, who co-created Captain America, the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, the X-Men, and many more comic characters.5yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Jack Kirby, the co-creator of Captain America, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four, the Black Panther, and so many more comic book characters. WW 2 veteran standing here with his CIB. 19456yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Superman 423, Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow? Part 1 - I keep coming back to this page. This is Alan Moore at his most brilliant. Deconstructing and reconstructing Superman’s two most important villains.4yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/AlanMoore
I saw this on LinkedIn. Work for free job posting. Not you will be rewarded but you could be. Pffffffffft. I fart in their general direction.2yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/antiwork
Watchmen: The Narmer Palette appears in Ozymandia's office. It's an ancient masterpiece and would be fabulously expensive (explanation in comments).6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Miracleman issue 2: Moran uncovers that Johnny never stopped being Kid Miracleman and imagines the temptation and corruption that had happened.4yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/AlanMoore
Overheard at a right-wing coffee shop...all the nazis were talking about how good a job Twitter was doing blocking them..5yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/thedonald
Microsoft has to disabled my email to force me to read their advert. They said they would re-enable after a few hours but 2 days later they are waiting for me to click on their link to say yes or no.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Limited exceptions apply. One item in the store is 30% off. Everything else is regular price.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/assholedesign
1972: Micky Dolenz has got some street cred. With Monkees will release 2018 Christmas album.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Google Home Mini suggests Winston Churchill as a bedroom topic.5yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Alan Moore wanted to use these characters in his Watchmen classic. They were originally Steve Ditko creations from the Charlton Comics line that DC had bought. RIP Steve Ditko!6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/Watchmen
Sweden v Switzerland. This will utterly confuse American broadcasters. Only Austria v Australia might be more difficult6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/worldcup
My friend's grandfather was a pilot for the Chilean Air Force who trained at a US Air Force base called Chanute during WWII6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
This bug was lost in our office flying close to the ceiling. Lovers out lights. At one point it's was was connected to the body. What was it?6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
I wonder if the powers that be are calling this Marketing as opposed to Merchandising6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/AlanMoore
Sweden V Switzerland. Can US broadcasters handle this? Only Austria v Australia might be more challenging.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/funny
I don't want to bust anyone out too bad, but please learn the difference between their, there, and they're6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Mark Wahlberg would make an excellent Dan Dreiberg. And he is about the same age.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/Watchmen
Blueberry, vanilla, and strawberry corresponds more closely to the French. The American Dream should be strawberry, vanilla and blueberry.6yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Why do Oesterreichere military patches read Austria und nicht Oesterreich?7yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/Austria
Can someone point me o an image of how to set his up? Maybe there is an image of the box online7yr ⋅ lancea_longini ⋅ r/HotWheels
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