when your brow and eye lift don’t quite work out + probably pounds of coke3yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/Botchedsurgeries
if i purchase this i can then learn how to exploit my workers, beat my mistress, and illegally manipulate the stock market through twitter. sounds like a great deal to me4yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/EnoughMuskSpam
Today’s crossword casually erasing Sesame Street’s favourite couple1yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/SapphoAndHerFriend
my sister and i found this gem while looking through my baby pictures3yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/oldbabies
Oh, the world’s in danger? Let me just beat down this snake for the hundredth time.3yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/bravelydefault
last night i learned that quick step stacks. now melia has nothing but quick step gems, whoops3yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/Xenoblade_Chronicles
I feel like an absolute fucking whore slut bitch. Just spent the night sexting five different guys while literally raw broccoli and feeling no sexual desire. I never would have seen myself doing this, but I’m on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride and just trying to survive 🫠😔1yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/BPDmemes
i abaloutly love this cover image for nakahara meiko’s Ro-ro-ro-russian roulette. She is an absolute icon with some of my favourite songs coming from her discography.4yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/citypop
the extra two days’ll be excruciating. i just wanna see bachelorette tayshia3yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/thebachelor
As soon as this album came out I knew the earrings felt familiar, and today it hit me like a ton of bricks. Will these earrings continue to haunt us?3yr ⋅ lanadelasian ⋅ r/thebachelor
