That's red, white, and the blue moment when God Damn Kommies and Fuckin' Krauts accept Murica's supermacy.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/MURICA
Behold our Lord and his superior investing skills. Our Lord could be the world's wealthiest persons combined but chooses not to be for the benevolent God that he is. Praise be.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Our Lord after he's defeated Xenu's evil intergalactic army by shoving his chief minion F. John Travolta by his head up Xenu's bottom.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Our Lord who art in heaven prepping up before he destroys John Travolta by sucking his shit filled Scientology blood to save Humanity. Praise be Vampire Cage.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
When you have Cult of Scientology doucheshits troubling you, or your neighbors turn out to be John Travolta, or your house is infested with Xenu and his scum, Call the Cage Team. Service is promp and efficient.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
This is what the boatride to heaven looks like. Bliss, serene, environment with our lord in the sky, entering our damned soul with a smile in his abode. Praise be the Cage!. Death be to Travolta.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Ladies, if your man sends you a proposal like this, it means he's a keeper. Guys, if she refuses a proposal like this, it means she's a shapeshifting Alien or a Scientology scum.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Only our Lord can go where no man has gone, only our lord can go beyond the frontiers of Space and time. Praise Cage!7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Bloody Yanks, took our rightful colonies and now they're fucking our language too. *Sips tea and telegraphs East India Company*7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/INGLIN
Our Lord can easily kick the shit out of everyone and then steal wonder woman to just fly away. He still chooses to be Superman to us Humans. #AllHailTheCage7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Our Lord editing the Declaration of Independence which he stole to protect humanity from the imminent threat of Xemu and the Travolters of Scientology led by Xemu's minion, John Travolta.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Our Lord is coming this Christmas too as he cums during every Christmas to punish the naughty girls, Slay the Travolters and their cult of imbeciles, and reward the children for their prayers. Praise be the Cage. Death to Travolta!7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Buckle up you Budweiser drinking scallywags. We got ourselves colonies to take. For the Queen and the Empire.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/INGLIN
Best way to announce one's pregnancy. The child will come Xenu free and it with Lord's blessing that no one shall ever take the child's Face/Off ever again.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Now you know why Nick Fury has lost an eye. It's for disrespecting the the muthafuckin' Cage. The only true Snake God whose venom is a gift to mankind.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Behold, our Lord's ultimate form. A Rambo cat riding a fire breathing unicorn along the rainbow with a desert eagle. You all can successfully quit your lives now. You've seen everything there is to see. Praise be the Cage. Death to Travolta.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
Islam is a race is the funniest shit to come out of apologists and retard's motor mouths6yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/exmuslim
As a subject of the crown, this has bugged me forever. Please clear it up for me bloody buggers.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/INGLIN
Muslim women more likely to wear an identifying religious symbol as per an American study. May I ask you all in your experiences with other religions as well that why is it that women are more religious than men? Is it because of expected norms or sanctions or something else?6yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/exmuslim
