A) Why am I seeing this whilst I poop? B) Who got into my office’s private bathroom?4yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/antiMLM
Remember ladies, it’s your fault bless you’re football...4yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
What a delicious name for a baby, be great in gumbo, soup, stew.3yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/NameNerdCirclejerk
“First time dads needs their mommy’s support in the delivery room and that mom is not the most important person in the room.” Comments pickme.3yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
You’ve heard of Big Tech and Big Pharma, now we gotta worry about BIG CONDOM.4yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Gabourey Sidibe loses 75lbs. Gotta Start Somewhere, Go Gabourey!8yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/fatlogic
Adult man has a sad because even the literal child that he’s been screwing knows that he sucks in bed.3yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Asshole tells his wife to lose weight or consent to being cheated on2yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
I gave my baby a name, now I'm giving my next baby practically the same name2yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/NameNerdCirclejerk
It's not pretty. 100g gala apples, 190g Oikos 4% Greek yogurt and a dash of cinnamon = 196 cals, 17g of protein6yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/1200isplenty
Don't let a loser ruin what should be a special time when you are at your most vulnerable4yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Both of those desserts taste eager, stupid and devoid of self respect...4yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
It's cumin, I'll just eat A LOT of cumin... every day... for the rest of my life.7yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/fatlogic
Because asking your fiance to spend time with you isn't worth the fight. Also, if you've been engaged for a long time and use his last name on socials, you've already lost...4yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
These chocolate pancakes and assorted fruit is only 362 calories and perfect for vegans.7yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/1200isplenty
Sample fits? Check. Big discount? Check. Looks the best on you? Check. Ring me up!5yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/weddingdress
Love egg salad but not the calories? Cut the mayo with plain Greek yogurt and you can knock 200+ calories off your total recipe! Today’s sandwich 298 calories, but it could have been a lot more.4yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/1200isplenty
F/27/5'1 [238>198=40] January 2016- Sept 2018. Lifting, CICO and being better at angles make me look good in pictures. Biggest difference, the face.6yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/progresspics
This chocolatey banana protein shake is 353 calories. Recipe in comments.7yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/1200isplenty
Lose 10 lbs in a week with lemon water, and if you're hungry after 6, just drink a massive dose of green tea.7yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/fatlogic
Courtesy of Red Shoes commenter on Gizmodo. Once you get treatment, you get fat.7yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/fatlogic
Hey babe, I got a cool present for you, you want it now or later?5yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/JustEngaged
You're mad because your hand soap's redesigned label doesn't match your house?6yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Vegan chocolate pancakes with assorted fruit is 362 calories7yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/vegan1200isplenty
These two handsome devils aka my grandparents tied the knot in the old country 58 years ago today!5yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
This is what 850 calories looks like, it's quite a bit and super yummy. No starvation mode here! Only thing left is to figure out tomorrow's dinner.6yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/1200isplenty
My Nonna and Nonno (who turns 83 today) looking badass in front of majestic AF Italian mountains in 1963.7yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My mom and my uncle in the old country as wee babies in 19637yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Post workout meal 298 calories, 2 rice cakes, 3 tbsp of PB fit, two scrambled eggs and a dollop of ketchup. Sounds like a gross combo, but it gets the job done.6yr ⋅ Lady_Schmoobleydong ⋅ r/1200isplenty
