Got home from work today. Realized I’ve been walking around meeting clients with a giant 6-7 in rip in my pants that no one said anything about. So I figured the internet should also know.5yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Everything is a conspiracy. I don’t know how many more FB posts like this I can take before I just delete the whole thing.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/facepalm
I've had fun dishing it out so far, let's see if I can handle it. From what I've seen so far, this should be easy. I lift weights, I do real estate, and I absolutely hate Donald Trump.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Found this gem on a local news article about tolls being put in.5yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Just messing around taking screenshots of the photo manager [no spoiler]5yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/subnautica
Update: A few months ago I became Reddit famous for my ripped pants. Today, someone tipped me off that Buzzfeed has picked up on it...4yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I was going to sell this FD for 99% lower than what I bought it for, but RH says I’m going to profit. FB 170 by EOW5yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
Don’t worry officer, I got your back! Can you tell all my facebook friends how brave I am?6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
People on Facebook are too mild mannered and respectful of each others opinions. Let’s find another non-issue to get upset about.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
Stupid humans, climate change is a librul soros concocted hoax.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
Only real patriots will stand with Roseanne. Logged on to FB and spotted this almost immediately.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
I think I’m on fire with some of these lines. Not that my inbox reflects that in any way.3yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/hingeapp
This was funny the first time someone made this joke...2,500 years ago.5yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
Yeah, that’ll teach those NFL players to not stand up for what they believe in.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
Number of times a main character in a movie makes sure the villain is incapacitated before moving on starter pack.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/starterpacks
Something tells me thats a prison tattoo and it wasn’t always intended to measure fish.6yr ⋅ Krumpus8 ⋅ r/trashy
