u/kritiosman

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Time to make the donuts!

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What makes science so dangerous? Mutant turkey tries to destroy the Internet.

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I just had this revelation.

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Chris Pratt responds to Ellen Page's accusation that he belongs to a homophobic church.

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Scumbag Victoria

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The most interesting thing you could do every week

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Apparently there are no qualifications.

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Government Employee Who Steals Toilet Paper

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My head feels itchy.

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Leonardo is suddenly saddened that his friend appears to be suicidal, but then becomes upset when it dawns on him that his friend also thinks he's a serial killer.

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Fart Week Girl Who Loves Journey But Gets the Lyrics Wrong

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Trigger warning. Don't click on this if you're very sensitive. You've been warned.

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I didn't make this meme, I just want karma for it.

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Dear Bear Grylls: I've been lost in the woods for several days now. I've been diligently drinking all of my pee, but I'm starting to get hungry. What should I do?

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Slow down Donnie. We have all night.

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Looking for Mr. Pretzel.

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I'm not bald anymore!!!!!

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Privacy is very important to him.

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Chuck Norris was on his way, but he got stuck in traffic.

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Here comes Craft individual slices of American cheese product.

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I just saw Gravity for the first time.

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I don't need a tissue.

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Get out the pitchforks! Chinese newscaster makes fun of what Americans sound like.

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Are you ready for some footbaaal?

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Why aren't you doing this, faggot?

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I know it's not shitty, but here's a fucking cat.

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Bumberchute deleted his account again.

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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high-tension wires down. Oh no!

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I don't understand. Just show me some karate.

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Let's hang out tonight. But I don't have a Netflix account LOL.

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Balls be like...

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Does anyone remember Dr. Ruth?

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You should put that thing on a leash.

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I'm not really mad, just disappointed.

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Sexualizing miners.

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What happens on the Internet stays on the Internet.

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When we both realized that neither one of us was gay, we could no longer look each other in the eyes.

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I just woke up.

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The sad irony of GTD Howard

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Leaked! New Howard Stern cover of Rolling Stone.

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Disappointing meme (go fuck yourself)

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As a moderator of reddit, I'd like to assure you that we have finally perfected our algorythyms.

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I have strong religious beliefs.

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I was going through the Imgur default memes and I found this bullshit.

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1984 Kid literally just dropped this gem on me.

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Grandpa used to be pretty dank. He still is, if you ask me.

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I read an article that said that politicians were working hard to fulfill the promises they made to their constituencies. The article also stated that all this hard work was making them thirsty.

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Bed Restraint System,Lumony Restraints Kit with Ankle Hand Cuffs Soft Strong and Durable for Women and Couple Straps Tie Set Pleaure Toy, Black Adult Toys.

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I just uploaded the director's cut of Two Girls, One Cup to my YouTube channel.

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I wasn't born to do housework, babe. I'm a philosopher.

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My Grandmother's reaction when I post memes in the middle of the night.

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In two-thousand five, New Orleans was drowned. In Two-thousand one, the towers came down. We spent too long in Viet Nam, and in forty-five we dropped some A-bombs. In Nineteen Sixty-Three, Jay Ef Kay was offed, and all this time...

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Shitty Advice Animals is a comedy subreddit.

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I didn't have to eat your grandmother.

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Lame Pun Tacoon

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My sister, everybody.

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My son invented cunnilingus.

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I know I'll get downvoted for this, but it needs to be said.

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I don't have much time. Please listen to me... Oh, fuck. It's too late! Shit! Tell my mother that I love her... Oh my God! Oh no! Stop! Please don... [static]

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Only 60's kids will understand.

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What if Sting had been the First Mate on The Minnow instead of Gilligan? I wonder.

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I found this on Imgur, and then I improved it!

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WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE. LAST SEEN STEALING MR. ROBINSON'S HONEY. SUSPECTED OF MURDER. REWARD OF $250.

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Christ v. Science

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You can downvote this if you'd like, but what he did meant the world to me.

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Revenge is a dish best served unleavened.

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This injustice will not stand, man. -Bernie Sanders, 1963

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Treason shall never go unpunished.

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Have some shrimp

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MRW I get spanked with a fish.

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The Milk Punisher, coming to Netflix in 2019. [Spoiled Milk Spoilers]

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This is the worst meme I've ever made. It's a complete disgrace. No, really, it sucks. This is not a joke. Don't even bother reading it. You'll only be disappointed. It's not even bad in a good way. Just hit the downvote button so we can get past this horribly awkward moment in both our lives. Shit!

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I don't know if I got the job yet, but I've got pretty good feeling about it.

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I'm rubber, you're glue.

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There's an orgy of evidence, Clyde.

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Scumbag Denethor

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Reinforcing stereotypes.

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I saw this midget standing up for himself at the medical marijuana dispensary that's run by racist black people in the upscale part of town.

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Shitty Advice Animals has banned Alex Jones from its platform.

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My friend said this when he fell into a machine.

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Velocipede driver who will do anything to get you to drive a velocipede.

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Heaven can wait until after the game.

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If you deal drugs, just keep in mind that pot kills. Becky was a wonderfully live and vivacious person until she smoked grass. After she died of an overdose, her pot dealer couldn't pay his rent. He's homeless now.

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Why did the mallard cross the road?

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Jiggely Puff'n Stuff, who's your friend when things get rough?

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Do not, I repeat, do not give your dog a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day.

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It's the saddest, Goddamn movie I've ever seen!

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I couldn't find that meme with Mark Geraffallo, as the Incredible Hulk, so I used this one. I'm sorta' new to reddit. I hope this isn't a repost.

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I want you to leave me alone so I can beat off.

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This helpful Sex-Ed teacher insisted that we learned the value of sharing.

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I will eventually alienate everybody.

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My penis isn't always too small, but when it is...

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