At first I thought my body swapping powers were a curse but when I began to realise I could force my brother to workout in my body by making threats like I’ll leave him stuck as mum well it didn’t seem that bad anymore but you started doing things to embarrass me.. “..that’s not a sports bra prick!”
“..it’s flat and you know how bad my anxiety gets in public places, I really want to start the gym so please swap with me!” You trusted your girlfriend but her sister well that was a different question especially since it was the person inside your body who can only use your powers, do you risk it..
My sister Morgan always classed me as her annoying little brother but for the last two weeks she’s been on holiday to well in her words “find herself” turns out that finding was a swap at exchange island but due to complications the person who came back wasn’t my sister.. “g-get out of my room sis!”
Imagine spending a fortune on some so called body swap rings online and my dumb boyfriend won’t even entertain me and try them on! I sat in the kitchen debating getting a taxi home out of anger but then I saw you, his younger brother. “...your my friend right? Will you do me a favour, pretty please!”
I’ve been told I lack a brain cell or two but all I wanted to do was surprise you but who knew the swap app worked on inanimate objects now I’m stuck as a freaking table watching my body act like a mindless drone.. I can talk through the app but god I hope your home soon before anything bad happens.
“..well isn’t this interesting, looks like we’re the last two.” I say teasing you knowing you’d be hating every minute, you always accused me of sucking my way to the top guess now you can find out if that was true or not, it was HRs swap week and you either took part or got fired, no other options.
I recently came into possession of a soul stone, allowing me to swap people’s souls how I see fit, timing couldn’t of been better as my ex wife had split across country and I wanted to teach her a lesson, during my road trip I came across a homeless man and a white privileged female and made a deal.
Ever since the FOSE happened I’ve been absent in the boys group chat, that was until you got a picture message from an unknown number one day.. “..promise you won’t say shit to anyone!” turns out my FOSE experience was a bit different because my sister was thinking about her big brother when it hit!
“..why you being so shy about it now.. you literally said you’d do anything to be out of prison.” You’d been wrongly accused for murder so being the good friend I was, I found you a way out but I don’t think you liked that I swapped you with your sweet little sister.. “..I can always swap you back.”
“..you need to stop texting me Brian.” I reply back to my best friends dad. We magically swapped bodies about a week back, I found him so hot and well from the looks of things he’s took over my obsession. “..I-I know your confused with your feelings but it’s not my problem, we agreed, I have a wife”
For years I’ve known of your body swapping powers.. we’ve had good memories growing up but I also hated the times you prank me cause you always take it too far.. “seriously dude she’s crying and no I won’t tell her to man up.. give my sister her body back.. did you really just send me that picture!”
“I’m going to guess you like the outfit I picked out, really reveals my assets doesn’t it sugar.” I comment as I lie to your wife texting her that your working late.. as I don’t think she’d like the idea that you’ve used all of your savings to use my swap with a bimbo services for a couple of hours.
Overnight I swapped bodies with some man from my apartment complex. I’ve been trying to keep freaking out to a minimum but why do I have this overwhelming anxiety every time I think about knocking on my apartment. “..oh shoot that’s me, I know that arse from anywhere.. e-excuse me?” I say terrified.
The same dream over and over, countless doors floating but I always open up the one most familiar to me, my parents. The dream normally ends by now but this time I was allowed inside as the door shut tight behind me, turns out my dad was experiencing similar dreams as we both were about to find out.
“..wait so let me get this straight you’ve encountered me before so I swapped your parents nearly 10 years ago leading to you having a traumatic childhood, developing a body swap fetish and you’ve been seeking me ever since even sacrificed your girlfriend just to get your revenge, that about right?”
Exactly a week ago me and my dad switched bodies, don’t know how but at the time we were arguing about me growing up way too quick for his liking, we tried everything to switch back. “..you really think pretending to be each other will cause us to swap back.. uhm I think I need those glasses daddy.”
“You’ll just have to be me until we sort this..don’t give me that look with my own goddam face!” my boyfriend was due to come round any minute but my brother decided to bring this weird statue home which caused us to swap bodies by being in proximity of it.. I just wish I knew how this thing worked!
“..Stop acting like a brat you foul human, I will cut this deal short and drag your soul straight to hell.” Your time had come and it was my job to bring you to hell but you were kinda cute and I was due a bit of a holiday so I took your body from you and left you in mine but you won’t stop whining.
“..have you finished crying hun.. i thought you’d like this Jason.” You were my regular and well my favourite, you had loads of money, a muscly figure and well a massive.. you know. “..hun, remember when you said you’d wish you was me for a day.. please say I didn’t misread this, I’m such an idiot!”
“..Hunny you want to see my boobs again are you sure your feeling okay? Can’t you just wait til later.” Turns out my husband of 40 years had his body accidentally stolen by the boy next door who was practicing astral projection, I’m noticing something is wrong as he’s always super nervous around me.
“..oh just the guy I need.. I can never find your father so come help your step mum reach this box hunny it’s just too high up for me.” I begged. I loved asking you to do things for me as you were always super awkward around me, I just wasn’t expecting the box to suddenly drop and knock us both out.
The plan - dress sexy.. tick, set up the new swap app.. tick, happy boyfriend meaning awesome sex but of course I screwed it up and only gone and swapped my mind with the damn table.. thank god for the voice feature, I can’t wait til your home.. wait was that the front door did I leave it open? (RP)
“..babe trust me I haven’t been scammed that man said it was genuine you just press it here at a target then press it at” being a trigger finger idiot I point at my girlfriend and a random bystander on the beach causing the pair to body swap! “..babe you might of been right I might of been scammed.”
I was always up for spicing our relationship up in fun ways so of course I wanted to try this new swap app on my phone for when you got home I just wish I read the part about being careful around inanimate objects when I did a selfie to test things out,now I’m stuck as a chair I’m so dumb sometimes!
“baby listen I know this is really difficult but we need to adjust this is how things need to be now, I can’t explain to your father that you were masturbating at the thought of mummy okay he wouldn’t understand, it’s got to be our secret.. I think you should go back to bed now sweetie, I love you.”
“baby of course I love you no matter what now close the blind so we can get this movie on” My girl was so needy for my love and attention. As I turned away, a beam of light from my neighbours house hit her, turns out he’s an inventor and he’s just created the worlds first portable body swap machine.
After watching news on the FOSE, I just collapsed on the bed and gazed at the ceiling and started thinking, literally I had just come home from a hard day at work all I wanted was to tug one out and now I’m in my daughters best friends body, how the hell was I going to explain this to the wife. (RP)
“..stop being a stupid head and give me a kiss this is only temporary! You’re overreacting!” I had the power to swap bodies with people so often we would swap but when your mother asked for a break from her life of course I said yeah..I’m a bombshell with like triple my boob size I wasn’t saying no!
