Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Begone unholy abomination!

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When the players are recapping what they spent last session preparing to fight

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No you don't get XP for defeating the goblins

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The Paladin still doesn't know

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Me after running 3 sessions

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Seriously, a friendly metallic dragon? Who are these players?

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[3.5 meme] Line breath weapons might as well be single target

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[3.5 meme] Will my build break your campaign? asked the overconfident PC

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[3.5 meme] Still trying to figure out why they were casting in the elemental's reach to begin with

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[3.5e] It's all fun and games until you need to manage 10 stat blocks

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[3.5e] When the elf is reincarnated

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Ranges options: Spiritual weapon, sleep and throwing axes

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The min-maxer when the session ends without a single fight

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Nothing better than monsters with class levels to scare your PCs

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Me governed at 65 when I pass someone at 63

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Players when they set up camp

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Me preparing for this week's session

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Build another character Calvin

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Struggles of DMing a low leveled party

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Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

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I may have ruined my GM's surprise

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When a hollow makes fun of you for being a Wooper, but you've been lurking since before flairs

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Shenanigans have a 100% chance of working

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Paladin and Rogue discuss how to escape an ambush

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Get rich quick with this one simple trick! (DMs hate it)

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When I said stay away that was a warning not an invitation

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To be fair, if the summoning succeeds, they've already failed, so

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No death saves for you

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When you DM a secondary campaign and your DM from your primary campaign joins as a PC

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So my one player ended up going crazy and stole The King in Yellow from Misk U due to this

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Dude asked me if I thought it was still driveable.

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First time cooking on the road, found an unforseen issue

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When your Navigator crit fails two warp jumps in a row

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C'mon I spent like 5 min on those names

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Me listening to The Attack of the Dead Men

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[Meta] When the subreddit becomes overrun with niche memes

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I don't think that brake is going to slow the trailer much

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Our one party member decided to buy as many bags of tricks as he could, and use them instead of weapons

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When the group discusses who shoud lead negotiations

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Scout spreading the gospel

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When the two tanks compete for kills

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Inspired by a conversation in my DnD group.

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Introducing my friends to the extra heresy of 40k idols

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Priorities

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Turns out this game is much harder when I can't play it like Dark Souls

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Don't you love it when the enemy's HP is lower than your min dmg?

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When you return to /r/eldenring after the TGA looking for news but all you find are Wooper memes

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I see your sneak peak on how to DM and raise you my party's advanced guide

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The party didn't want to bring my frenzied berserker along on an in town quest (I'm the only noncaster)

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So our Bard decided to create a guild of adventurers, so he became a Lawyer to get political support

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So our Illusionist has managed to survive a near death experience approx every other session despite having no combat abilites

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Our Crotchety 70-year old mage refused to buy a Ring of Sustenance after the entire party bought one

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Not sure if Nat 20 Heal check or Nat 20 Fortitude save

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Slipped the most valuable of all goods into my microeconomics homewrok

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Never seen this before (possible Cossack revolter state?)

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Game 1, turn 5 with Humans vs Necro

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Engineer == Mechanicus Founder

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I'm going to have to make a resolution about this

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I guess Qara Qoyunlu got upset that Ming didn't implode, so it decided to implode itself

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