Guy on dating site tries to impress me with his first message.

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Guy argues with himself because he forgets to switch accounts

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Downtown Toronto rental for $200

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This is probably the weirdest message I have ever received

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I found this excerpt in a book written in the year 1775. More info in comments.

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Dinner and a show(er).

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Put the letters on the keyboard, boss.

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