Patron Saint of Fuck Politeness

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Started tracking with Lose It about 6 years ago. Anyone wanna guess when I got married? 😂

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I want my body to smell like this candle. Also featured: cat tent from Christmas and cat hair everywhere.

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Skipping takeout tonight! The fact that the Fusia egg rolls come with 4 individual sauce packets instead of one big one.. Finally someone understands!

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What goes up, must come down.

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