I choked reading this shirt, I have so many and finally found a place to share them1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/TargetedShirts
Woke up drunk so I put vodka in my morning tea and Dino nuggets in my breakfast burrito while I decide whether I keep drinking or be productive today1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
The greatest ice cream/alcohol combo I’ve ever had, I could eat this all day1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Sake and salmon to drink to the 3rd death in my immediate family this year1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Why does my drunk brain love putting ground beef, cheese and diced potatoes into a tortilla so it perfectly looks like shit1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I don’t know why but the Gin told me to put Kraut on top of my eggs and sausages1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Finally got a job offer that lets me put my degree to use, pays above a living wage, and is remote. So shots of vodka and whatever the fuck this is for dinner1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
A morning martini(or 3) and some homemade pesto because job searching is hard and I still don’t have my shit together2yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Rum for thee and rum for me, I don’t even know if putting rum in the meat helps1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I prefer turning ramen into pan fried noodles and no one can stop me1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Today is my Sunday so breakfast is steak and eggs and a blackberry gin “martini”1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Once again my presentation sucks dick, but I get to spend today day drinking and playing1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Staving off a hangover with a morning beer and this mess of everything I have in the fridge3yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I don’t know what I made but it’s thanks to these beers and I’m damn proud of it3yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I can never fold my burritos because I load them too high, but here’s to a Halloween Hangover Helper6mo ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Are sandwiches cheating here? I hope. Do I care what the majority of people think? Probably more than I should1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I know this isn’t alcoholic but I thought this might help people recover from their mistakes the night before. A spoonful of honey and water mixed with salt and lemon juice is an amazing morning mix when you wake up dizzy and nauseous10mo ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Is it still considered cooking when I just tossed this in a pot and boiled it?1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Guess who’s the dumbass who has to work in 6 hours but still feels the 8 shots or vodka I took1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I have every service medal since 2015 except for 2019 because I forgot to claim it1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/csgo
Kraft mac and cheese, bacon, and fried pickles for this loser who hates his job2yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I promise it’s fish, I’m already making a second meal the gin told me this won’t be enough1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Cooking with saffron calls for some new liquor and the same old recipes I always use1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Accidentally ate it all but a healthy little Italian sausage, mozzarella and quinoa balanced with a raspberry vodka drink where I made the raspberry syrup from scratch11mo ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
My drunken attempt at a surf and turf, I’ve never cooked lobster before so I hope it’s not fucked6mo ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
My patties fell apart because I’m stupid but lingonberry beef burgers are pretty amazing with some whiskey6mo ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
I always make my burritos so full I can’t even close them, it’s really just a massive breakfast taco courtesy of discount vodka and IPA’s1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
After 6 months of unemployment, gig work, and borderline sex work, tomorrow I finally get to start a position that at least pays consistently. So I’m spending today drinking and gardening1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunk
Eggs, bacon, tofu and Avacado on rice. Called out sick so I can sip vodka and wait for my favourite game to launch9mo ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Every 20 of these nuisances I kill for my slayer task I try to finish a beer. 20 down, 101 to go3yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/2007scape
Day drinking, chores, and trying to make bad decisions are what days off are all about2yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunk
Gin before noon has led to whatever this is going to be, I may use Hot Dogs for protein but at least I don’t use Kraft Cheese1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
All the anger and frustration I felt after losing my Og account, plus all 3 of my back up ones vanished after I logged in and heard the music3yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/2007scape
Celebrating a good PR and the first time I’ve run a sub-10’ mile since catching covid with some cheeky day drinking on my last day off in awhile1yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunk
Good morning you beautiful degenerates. Which should I start my day off with?3yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunk
I have made the worst cocktail of all time, whiskey and Agave nectar. I can’t disrespect the alcohol and dump it so cheers.6yr ⋅ KingYork117 ⋅ r/drunk
