When you try to buy something from a vending machine and you've got one of these imposters.8mo ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
This jerk parked his truck so close to me outside my job that I had to climb in my passenger door10yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Here we see the domestic turtle-cat utilizing it's natural defense against it's primary predator, the spinster. Notice how it now appears to be an ordinary backpack. Amazing camouflage.9yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If anyone ever says you look ratty, take it as a compliment to mean you're cute.6yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/aww
Is the tide turning? I normally get downvoted but sometimes.. I get a few upvotes.6yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/doggohate
Cat trying to jump on freshly waxed floor [xpost /r/animalsbeingderps]9yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/AnimalsFailing
The girl on the right and the guy on the left sure look sexy in those tall boots4yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Had a revelation on the drive home, after listening to Countdown to Extinction for *24 years*..7yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/MetalMemes
The roof was cracking so I duct taped it, which worked at first. Then I used Flex Seal. Then I used Bondo. It looks like spells out CJ.6yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/thereifixedit
There is a homophobic local Christian coffee shop that distributes bumper stickers that say Read your bible Trust Jesus and I see them on cars all over the place. I printed a response for my car.7yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/Cthulhu
I don't know what turbo vertical shaft impact crushers are, but they sound metal as fuck.8yr ⋅ kingeryck ⋅ r/MetalMemes
