About 38 years ago, a lot of people named their kids FUCKMAP.NET and moved 3 miles away from me.

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The co-pays tho.

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Every time.

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A field guide to identifying these flying jerks.

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Pet Peeve: Giving me your phone number after I’ve already provided mine. Weird standoff.

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He tried to think of them as 85 yr old women, but it didn’t work.

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My dude was playing the long game this whole time

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Technically includes you.

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For the Dental Hygienists out there

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When the girl you briefly dated over a year ago puts your dog in her Tinder pictures.

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Meow we’re talking

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What are those?

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Has this ever happened to you?

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Made from the best stuff on earth

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Wood this count?

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::Insert GIF of Abe Simpson walking into Maison Derriere, walking out::

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Stop for pedestrians sign looks like a target (Morris Plains)

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We are cleared for landing. Skip 5 and go directly to 10.

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Sounds about right

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Simpsons Meme Futures are Strong! Invest!

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Anyone know why this guy is having a light party by itself? Flashing green and maybe blue?

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