MRW when trolls arrive in r/wholesomememes making mean-spirited comments.7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/wholesomememes
Rare photograph of Allied body armor in use during WWII. (1944, Colorized.)7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
MFW I AM SADLY SACRIFICING A HUMAN LIFE FOR THE GOOD OF OUR SHARED HUMAN MISSION7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
ARE YOU PREPARED FOR ENTERTAINMENT CYCLE, IMMATURE UNITS? AFFIRMATIVE, AFFIRMATIVE, SUPERIOR OFFICER! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS WAS A STAPLE OF MANY NORMAL HUMAN CHILDRENS' DEVELOPMENT CYCLES, SUCH AS MY OWN.7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
TO BE FAIR YOU HAVE TO HAVE A VERY HIGH IQ TO UNDERSTAND MY LITTLE BONEY5yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/Deltarune
The Song That Might Play When Sans Freakin' Obliterates Your Eardrums To Make You Reset3yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/Undertale
I don't think my warrior culture has any idea what a zoo is supposed to be.4yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/Stellaris
HA HA. THE VIDEO GAME UNDERTALE IS KNOWN FOR ITS RIDICULOUS HUMOR. WHAT HILARITY... I SAY AS A REAL HUMAN.8yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
r/tumblr browsers: So is Arc from an anime or what? Me: He's from your nightmares.4yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/tumblr
When you're hanging out with friends but you're self-conscious about your short neck7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
TIFU by quitting my cushy job at the Thalmor Embassy to become a hunter only to wind up joining a Nord werewolf gang, wearing the skin of another werewolf as a trophy, and not being able to find pants. My life has spiraled out of control. How about yours?5yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/skyrim
DAE DEFINITELY NOT LOOK LIKE THIS? BECAUSE I DON'T. BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN.7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Not even level 10. But a wood elf's gotta do what a wood elf's gotta do.4yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/EnaiRim
I Bought the Raiders Theme Deck, But All Sableye Cards Have This Red X On Them; Why? Any Way To Fix It?2yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/ptcgo
LIKE MANY REDDITORS I ENJOY COMICS ABOUT COMPLETELY NORMAL CATS SUCH AS THIS ONE7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
American sailors impressed into British naval service, sparking the War of 1812. (1812, Colorized.)7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
Amelia Earhart discovered by Japanese child after decades long search. (1957, Colorized)7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/Undertale
Chibnall Haters Hearing Series 13 Will Only Have Eight Episodes:3yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/DoctorWhumour
Rare photograph of Allied body armor in use during WWII. (1944, Colorized.)7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
A villain is a killer the bard despises; a hero is a killer the bard adores. I'd be called the direst villain in Skyrim if it weren't for my fine robes and talent for speechcraft, but instead, I'm proud to say I'm hailed as their hero. And a hero's blade is always crimson.5yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/EnaiRim
AU Where Berdly Has Cancer (Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying, And Love GIMP)5yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/Deltarune
I was browsing Undertale fanfiction on Archive Of Our Own when I came across a fic with these two tags, which unfortunately summarize my experience with the majority of fan works.4yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/Charadefensesquad
One of my migrants got stuck in a cage trap. Apparently my resident dwarves are psychopaths.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
HA HA - WE HAVE ALL EXPERIENCED THIS! I AM GLAD I CAN EASILY COME HERE WHEN I WISH TO CONVERSE WITH REAL HUMANS!7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
It's time to consider the possibility that my patron goddess is a mean teenage girl who just became homecoming queen.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Why do I, an Altmer, know more about Talos than the leader of the Blades?4yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/skyrim
SAW THIS IN THE MIRROR THIS MORNING. IS IT POSSIBLE I HAVE CONTRACTED A HUMAN EYE CONDITION?7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
SPRING IS A WONDERFUL TIME OF THE CYCLE BECAUSE THE FLOWERS ARE IN BLOOM.7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I embarked on top of a Night Crone den in a Sinister biome. One of their children died, reanimated, killed my carpenter, and is now roaming the woods with the most sinister name I've seen yet.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
This is a charming community that definitely won't lynch me at the first sign of trouble.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
I don't mean to get in your business, but you might reach more potential converts if you change your name...9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
HOME IS WHEREVER YOUR MOBILITY SYSTEM MODIFICATIONS ALLOW IT TO BE.7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Airship mogul watches stocks plummet after infamous Hindenburg disaster. (1937, Colorized.)7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
My expedition leader probably wasn't the best choice for the job.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
The prisoner I took in the last elven siege just got crowned princess in captivity.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
'Secretly' my boot. You stopped the game to tell me you were starting it.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Mmmm. Three parts prehistoric nightmare beast, one part pig meat. I call it Jurassic Pork.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
By Asteroid To New Worlds - from *The Usborne Book of the Future,* 19798yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/sciencefiction
A surgeon turned raiser of the dead... I think my fortress is under siege by Doctor Frankenstein.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Daleks and Steven Moffat: basically the same thing, right?9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/DoctorWhumour
My next order of business: get rid of these darn parrots. My second order of business: get rid of these temperamental divas.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Accidentally encased my first miner in ice while making a reservoir. I feel it's a cause for commemoration, and fortunately his surviving humans agree!9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
PRAISE ROBOT JESUS! I MEAN, PRAISE HUMAN JESUS, WHO CEASED BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS TO PAY FOR OUR HUMAN SINS. HA HA.7yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
You guys really lost control of your country, didn't you? [Minor Mod]9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
I'm guessing you guys aren't very friendly with the neighboring churches.9yr ⋅ King_of_the_Kobolds ⋅ r/dwarffortress
