167 best u/khaskins77 images on Pholder | White People Twitter, Political Humor and Persecutionfetish

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Best. Country. In the world.

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(The sound of children screaming has been removed)

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I mean... *gestures broadly*

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Temporarily embarrassed action heroes

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Following someone out to their car is NOT self-defense.

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You can’t count on parents to teach these things, especially if their intent is to ensconce their kids in a bubble to try and shape their worldview

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No, you didn’t see this. Keep scrolling.

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Par for the course

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In fairness it might give some of them ideas

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“There has to be a reasonable middle, right?!”

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Just waiting for MTG to call no-confidence on McCarthy on the brink of the deadline to push us over the edge.

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“Honey, I’ll be right back! I gotta go play with deer shit to own the libs!”

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Please, tell me more

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Brought to you by the same people who were losing their minds about “creeping Sharia” a few years ago

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What’s that old saw about “He who dies with the most toys wins?”

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If the pandemic taught us anything, it’s that half of our jobs can be done remotely, and the other half aren’t getting paid nearly as much as they should.

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Don’t make me take a side!

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By the way, does your stall have any toilet paper? Mine ran out.

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I don’t recall Jesus demanding a spot-check of one’s dangly bits before being allowed to partake of loaves and fishes

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We’re reaching “graphite on the roof” levels of reality denial from the right these days

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“You existing in public violates my religious liberty!”

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It’s seriously tiresome

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Rules for thee, not for me

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You have got to be kidding me.

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Funny how the cherries get picked

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Plastic truck nuts shrivel at the realization that the woke is inside the garage

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“Government doesn’t work! Elect us and we’ll prove it!”

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Whatever this is

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Mysterious ways

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I didn’t raise no *thinkers* in this house!

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This 350-square-foot shoebox can be yours for $100K!

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As much as I love the idea of buying the CEO another yacht or a ticket to the Titanic, isn’t the whole idea of development to make life better for everyone?

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(sad submersible noises)

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Hence the importance of having a lawnmower-blade-machete made in advance!

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Blinders need to come off

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Mel Brooks intensifies

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“But our suppression tactics aren’t supposed to suppress *our* votes!”

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What could be expected of someone who actually tweeted a picture of himself fiddling while the country burns...

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No, not a tool for controlling women at all

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ANTIFAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Red yarn and thumbtacks incoming

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Maybe more guns will make us safe!

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Adjudicating fictional scenarios to pass law nationwide which would never make it through an elected legislature

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Definitely the instruction of an omnipotent being and not the men who presumed to speak for it who benefitted from that submission.

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Not fooling anyone, they stop caring the instant it evacuates the womb

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“I don’t even know who you are.”

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“But *my* religion says” should never be a foundation for law in a nation founded on the principle of religious freedom

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Predictive text on Chrissy’s hand terminal. They really did think of everything.

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I’m certain this won’t prove relevant in any way in the coming weeks

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Awakening the ancients

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He who dies with the most toys wins

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Now change any one of the below and watch the target audience of this meme lose their damn minds

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Way to pay it forward there, Steve

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This game is a wallpaper factory

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Greatest country in the world

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A lot of people appear to be distressingly ignorant about what “defund the police” means

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Still have iPhones!

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LGBT: *exists* RW: “Help, help, I’m being repressed!!!”

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FryShockedNotShocked.gif

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Moralizing from the bench has unintended consequences

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After that, he’s on his own. Bootstraps and all that.

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Pretty hard to shut down a disease when a sizeable chunk of the population refuses to get vaccinated

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The single biggest predictor of whether an American is vaccinated, and by extension whether they are more likely to die of COVID-19, is their political affiliation.

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I tamed a Stormbird; it is a TRAVESTY that I cannot ride it.

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If we learned anything from the pandemic, it’s how willing conservatives are to sacrifice other people for their own temporary comfort

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No fun allowed (do uncles count here?)

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Thanks grandpa.

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If we could somehow send this tweet back to 2016, nobody would believe it.

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Blue screen of death...

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[SPOILERS] Unfinished business...

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“Both parties are really the same!”

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Barefoot and pregnant

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Once more unto the breach

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We all know it’s coming (humor)

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Got a weepy phone call from a relative earlier today talking about how AOC is going to shut down churches

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365,000... which is actually fewer than have died from Covid-19 under the same president who incited this insurrection

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Don’t ask, don’t tell

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Dusting off the old scare tactics

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Void opals, Tritium, diamonds, Alexandrite... if only it wasn’t over 6,000 light years from the nearest market.

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Sent by mom to mark the day

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“No, mother, that’s just the northern lights!”

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Almost like we’re all just a bunch of overevolved apes throwing crap at each other

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Something something something fake news, something something snowflakes

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OK, hear me out...

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“No, no, I don’t want *results* unless they’re achieved *my* way!”

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And any single one of them can trigger a vote to replace McCarthy on a whim, bringing the House to a grinding halt.

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Come on America, is this the best we can do?

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[SPOILERS] What Jon really wants

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Protestors in San Francisco block the Bay Bridge, demanding a ceasefire in Palestine

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It makes total sense!

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Purposefully omitting information from history to keep the rose-colored glasses on is asking to be propagandized

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Trump supporters when Trump pardons the guy arrested for defrauding Trump supporters

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America... what happened to us? How did we lose the willpower to sacrifice for the common good?

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Providing close air support as the ancients awake

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Pro-lifers aren't protesting mass forced hysterectomies for the same reason the NRA didn't protest the killing of Philando Castile; they have no principles, it's all about race & power.

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(Sharpshooter) What are good Blessings to aim for with the Vraks Mk VII? Aware it isn't meta for higher difficulties.

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I don’t care, do u?

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Did my first manual station docking using the camera behind the pilot's seat :)

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We all have that one relative (click to expand full image)

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