Y'all know you've met someone like this...

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I feel really horrible for making this. I should take my meds.

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Someone requested me to say this... but they were based AF

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The Forbidden Technique

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And here is your daily dose of faction hatred. Get lost mercs.

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Feel free to report, this might break rule 6 anyway

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DID YOU GET IT JACK? DID YOU?

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Ehh,... uhh sorry to disappoint you

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Flektarn > Old denim socks

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Ok this one is personally from me,...

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And good morning to you too my fellow Tacticool Mercenaries

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LONERS COOLER THAN MERCS, FIGHT ME.

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LOOK, I'LL LEAVE IT IN A STASH IN ROSTOK! ROSTOK!

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Dogs and Psedodogs are dangerous... but cats are built diffy

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If you're asking, Ecologists do not give overtime bonuses

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I might be a bit drunk... post nut clarity maybe.

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Too Immersive For Ya huh Rookie?

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I mean.. it's... fuck

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Like before, I'll probably do one for each faction. Or not, might do it.

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Huh... Fang... huh.

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Let me see, so it's.. Death, Death... Death and... Death, gotcha.

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I said it didn't I? Let's talk about this

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Freaking Flashbang man... blinded me

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It's like,... people hate mercs.. for some reason

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Ironically, I didn't start this war, Freedom did

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My question was valid, they shot first.

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Drewski did it once and almost had a heart attack.

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It happens to the best of us,

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I just came from a funeral... It was hard jerki--- I mean, I am really sad.

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I will do this for every faction.. mark my words

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There are certain things I dislike... about Clear Sky..

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I'm back Stalkers!

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I still need to make a meme about the Rock lickers.

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If you thought looking at your PDA while using NVGs were insane... remember this

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Say no to Sidorovich-Chan, even if it hurts..

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I may protect the loners, but only against mutants and anarchists, not from emotional destruction

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Ahh the monolith...

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For those who know the Secret... Please do convince those who have not to find it.

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No, this isn't a personal attack.... just a meme, I swear.

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Yes..no I do not know what I'm doing

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It's fine if you're in Rostok... but if you weren't..

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I remember doing this on one of Drewski's videos. I feel ashamed

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Another shite tier meme everyone!

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It must be done... so that they don't... poor souls.

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If you think you'll be safe in STALKER.... think again.

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In an alternate timeline that Strelok died that day.

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It's not about the money... it's about sending a message.

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Ofcourse we're a real threa--- We're not? Ahhhh...

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I'm this [pinches fingers together] close to murdering all of you!!!

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I have probably died from stupidity than bullets 10-1

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They're freaking patch is better, the place they stay is cooler, their lore is amazing...

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I live near the Equator, no idea what Autumn feels like...

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I don't like Fallout but I respect what they're doing... But they're COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

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At this point I just... run...

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Not going through that sh*t again... No sir

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Booohooo Loners BOOOHOOO

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I might need some therapy.. or some vodka..

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Sometimes I dream that he whispers in my ear That's my boy, you made my day

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And I am back

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I think even Freedom will understand me for this one.

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Don't get triggered now Stalkers.

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The amount of times I had a heart attack from this is evidence I am infact, immortal.

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The rain of the new template has begun!

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I can't finish the stalker main games at all :(

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As Promised, Fun fact I did one of these for the renegades a while back

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This feels so wrong.

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I'm sure my brain can handle it

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I mean... it is sexy.. like really though

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No caption on this one, just read it and die

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I didn't eat for days cause of that. :(

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YOU FOOLS THINK THE WISHGRANTER IS FAKE?!! HERETICS!

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It's not like a bottle of vodka won't solve amaright?

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Blind dogs are stronger than controllers, FAX.

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Wai.... WAIT HOLD ON N----

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Just wanted to share a really cool AR I saw online, whatchu guys think of wood furniture on an AR? I think it's pretty cool

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Skyrim Bandits Amaright?

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Hey, keep it in your pants alright? It's hard enough as it is UwU

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Show love for the Bloodsucker boning hippies! (Bandits suck)

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It gets so hard when he whispers in my ears

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Some sucker thought that 254 000 Ru was cheap for an exosuit ahahahah

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Ok... I deserve that but.... do you have work?

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If you didn't get noscoped by a bandit holding this then.... you're a lucky son-of-a-gun

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I may exaggerate the number of Psedodogs, but never Chimeras..

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Even as a Monolith... What is in that forest can go to hell.

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If the Red Forest Gave You PTSD...

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If ever something like this happened to you... good luck

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You could get one in the 3rd area if you were fast enough you know?

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Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion...

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Will I get it back if I murder you... is the real question

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Them sweet articats aren't gonna pet themselves

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I'm gonna die... but that ARTIFACT!

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the AK daddy wishing to be part of the STALKER community? My God

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Ahhhh, atleast you're -- nope you're dead.

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And thus my friends is how I get cardio in my everyday life,

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Just a myth... Just..a myth...

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FIGHT ME HIP SIMPS!

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Why??? Why???

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Imagine my surprise when some idiot sold me a gauss rifle for 800!

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Someone got into my modmail and actually said F*ck you...and now I'm a bit more encouraged to post this B.S.

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Just a meme for a fellow stalker.

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Like Eugene, Stoner.. because WEED? and getting stoned,, oh FFS.

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This is me posting memes because I am not ready to continue writing my book.

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We're almost out of funds.. time to start a war again.

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Maybe listening to your friends might be a good idea.

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Hey Stalkers...Amongus

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Non-Playable Characters

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Oh boy, tonight is gonna be fun.

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I feel the PAIN.

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Here's your yearly red forest meme from me, because I'm not dead yet aparently

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When your car crashes after a good loot run

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Duty = Black and Red, Monolith = White and Green

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Yeah, play it cool... I'm sure you didn't piss your pants when 4 chimeras spawned infront of you

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There is no other place in game where this happens.

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FACTX

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I didnt see this coming

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I'm not saying Freedom but yo...why though?

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AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA!

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Realistic Duty Camouflage?(more info down below)

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I'm not gonna buy it from my Companion! He's selling it for 145000 Ru!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, He scammed me, and I KNOW he scammed YOU

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Still feel sorry for that guy who keeps getting whacked and has no idea why.

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It's been a long time since you took a seat Stalker, why not get comfortable and relax for a bit?

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How I viewed both Factions(Why I chose Duty over Freedom)

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My brothers? where are you? we are called to prayer for the Monolith

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Please do save Tolik.... we all love him,

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Oh my poor poor children... Bless your hearts.

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If this never happened to you, let me just say.. you're very lucky.

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It's okay... we too... never saw it coming...

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Bingo, MFs...,Bingo!

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I can't be the only one this stupid to do this right?

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Diss to my Freedom buddies

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Why play it if you don't actually want to play it?

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What a plot twist

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Clear Sky is my favorite Stalker game and it has it's... moments...

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