When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are cool, I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool.9yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
Dear Reddit, thank you for all the memories, I'm either about to be taken by aliens or sucked up by a tornado. Wish me luck.9yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/pics
Dear Reddit, it's been real. If I don't make it out alive tonight, may you all disperse my karma equally amongst yourselves.8yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/pics
My brother and his roommates dressed up as the witches from Hocus Pocus for their Halloween party.10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
My Uncle's Halloween costume is the scariest thing he's ever known, his ex-wife.4yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
I told my grandad that everyone's on the internet. He said In that case, take my picture and tell Charlie Jacobs I said fuck you.10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
My mom told my dad he better not embarrass her at Grandma's this year. He just showed up to Christmas dinner dressed like this.9yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
I recently moved to Colorado, my Grandmother smoked Pot legally for the first time. She has been listening to a dubstep Frank Sinatra song on repeat for an hour and a half.9yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
My mom is in Germany on business.... evidently its also Oktoberfest. She sent this to me this morning7yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
The tree outside my window was just struck by lightning. I'm still shaking, holy shit.10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/pics
My brother recently bought a house from a gay man, he's excited that his new shower has a foot cleaner....little does he know it's an anal douche rod.10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
My neighbor is the nurse that has Ebola in Dallas. This is what our street looks like.10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/pics
I asked her why she made this face, she said the old man that took her picture kept tooting and it smelled bad.9yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
The water is cut off, so I had to steal some kids snowman so I can melt him to flush my toilet.3yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
My girlfriend has recently had a bug problem in her apartment. She's drunk and went to the bathroom. I'm about to be single.10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
I'm about to buy this, my wife is going to kill me when she finds it in the driveway today.10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
This is the cleaning crew outside of the Ivy Apartments in Dallas where a man that has confirmed Ebola vomited. Shouldn't they be in Hazmat suits?!10yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/WTF
My sister just adopted a dog and I don't think he has warmed up to her yet.6yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
My sister has convinced her kids that the shelf elf will teach them a lesson if they're bad before Christmas. Tonight they snuck ice cream as a team.11yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
A cool mural painted for Dallas Pride tomorrow. Rainbow wings. Happy Pride.6yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/lgbt
My Uncle was recently released from prison and he's gay. He showed up to Thanksgiving dinner in this shirt....11yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
I adopted this little dude named Guss today. He went to 2 dog parks, got a free dropped hotdog and humped a chow. Today was a good day. Welcome home Guss.6yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/aww
Needed an idea for my beer board drawing for our October beers. Reddit came through....yet again.11yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
Bobcats looking for small dogs to eat in peoples backyard near Dallas, Texas.8yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/pics
Based on the average American lifespan, a man living to age 76 would produce about 24,320 lbs. (11,030 kg) of poop over his lifetime, and a woman living to age 81 would produce about 25,920 lbs. (11,757 kg) — so a lifetime of a woman's poop weighs about as much as three adult male hippos.3yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Drawing my friend and her father as a gift. What do you think? Ive been drawing for about an hr.7yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/drawing
This Michael Jackson lighter is super realistic. Its gets whiter the older it gets.7yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/funny
Found this bug in my apartment in Dallas,TX. What the hell ia this thing??7yr ⋅ ketchuppacket ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
