How my stupid, fever addled brain keeps track of my kid's antibiotic doses. I even keep the sharpie in the fridge so the kids (and I) can't lose it.5yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/Mommit
LPT for Hue Shift Knitters: Reusable Wine bags are perfect for carrying around WIP!6yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/knitting
I think I found my favorite response to a terrible tinder opening line. I would use this every time.8yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That moment when you realize you can't find your anti-chub-rub shorts for under your dress so you steal a pair of your man's boxer briefs.8yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My 3yo and 1yo teamed up to rip out the boarder of my baby hue shift. I'm tempted to hire a babysitter so I can finish this thing.6yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/knitting
Like most kids, my daughter has looked like a carbon-copy of my husband for most of her life. At 2 she's started to look a bit more like me, and it all seems to be starting at the eyes.4yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/Mommit
I made my mother in law a birthday cake! I call it Ojai Sunset. Filtered image for color accuracy.6yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/Baking
My SO wants to get me some Mom jewelry and while searching for something I'd actually wear we came across this piece. The heart is not the body part we saw.8yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/Mommit
My mom just went into surgery. I'm spiraling out of control inside but trying to hold it all together for my dad and brother because my mom asked me to. My new internal mantra for the next several hours.9yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Are we doing a costume thread? Can I start one? Here's my adorable camp counselor!8yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/Mommit
Happy Valentine's Day Mom! Here's some art I made for you. I call it you spend too much time putting on makeup so I destroyed your only blush. Love, Your Toddler7yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/Mommit
My friend posted this to my Facebook. He knows me so very well! (Sorry if it's a repost for you, it wasn't for me)12yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/adventuretime
Our newest addition! 3/4 Silver 1/4 chocolate lab. We already love him so much!6yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/aww
None of my children ever used pacifiers. Oh, you breastfeed? Whatever works I guess. Ah, I see, you're one of those parents.9yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/beyondthebump
Not new to make up, but I'm still terrible at recreating looks without tutorials. Can anyone point me in the right direction to copy this? [Help][Inspiration]7yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
I know that I'm a bit late for the pineapple parade, but I just discovered this while on a walk and I HAD to show you gals!12yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/entwives
My Pitt mix is claustrophobic, I started using her never-used dog house for a good old fashion hot box. I guess my little stoner puppy loves me more than she fears small spaces.12yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/trees
I'm new to make up and finally did something that didn't make me feel like a hooker or a 5th grader. CCW please, I need all the help I can get!11yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Our new no-spill bubbler! It hits so well I wish I knew enough about sports to have a great simile for it!11yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/entwives
As an asthmatic who uses MMJ to help keep it under control, I feel like this shirt was designed with me in mind!12yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/entwives
Even CalTrans succumbs to the allure of the Dark Side. CalTrans contractor sentenced, will forfeit Yoda, Star Wars toys (X-Post r/starwars r/funny)11yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/California
There's a fire in Butte canyon. Now may be a good time to check in on friends in Paradise.11yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/ChicoCA
When I get high I like to do crafts. These are paper flower hair pins that I've been obsessively making. Anyone else Cana-craft? (Sorry about the instacollage. I cannot figure out mobil imgur albums to save my life!)12yr ⋅ KeepInKitchen ⋅ r/entwives
