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To get drinks

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Not fair

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Not a stutter!

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Lucky day

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To make heart shaped cookies

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Lick me where I fart

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Some relationship goals

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Thanks I hate art

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To publicly shame Starbucks

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Classy Toronto

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It’s true

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To say no

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2am cheddar hits different

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To be cute

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Pizza 🍕 wedding dress

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To be an animal activist

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Does she know? It’s funny AF

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Weird way to flex

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How dare he

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Making a pig chair

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To raise your kids right

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Pay.

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To hate on trees

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Was looking good

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No one could tell

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She has a surprise waiting for her

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I’m her tech guy

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When your girl is gone there will be steak

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To get a job

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That would be awesome to know!

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I have a confession

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He’s Expecting

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How to properly clean your sex toy

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I’ve had 12 each better than the last

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Despacito is a dangerous game

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Tech support here!

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Nice sight

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How to check if your baby is fully cooked

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You Must Vanquish fear

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I ain’t sinning

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What an awesome guy

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Foodie

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I’m not here

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Justice served

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Cars in space

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Ryan HolUp

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Works like a charm

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Thanks I hate oil

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Worn to a Taylor Swift concert

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Cousins and lovers

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I love Yikes! In the Yard

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Best hide and seek spot

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Magic hands

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Scary hypothetical

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Yummy comfort food

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That’s pretty gross 🤮

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Confiscated

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Nice ass

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To be an animal lover

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Burned

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Can change any day now

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Babies I don’t care about

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It’s comfort food

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Respect others

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How to deal with unplanned pregnancy

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Keepin the roads safe

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The skeleton crew

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That pesky 0.01%

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The time has come

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Tik Tok is relaxed

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When you gotta go you gotta go

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Exclusions apply

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Alabama style family love

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Daytona beach is a great for sight seeing

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To wish her grandson good luck on his test

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That has to be specified

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It’s dangerous

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Five Guys

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Save the turtles

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Stops pouring wine

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I didn’t fuck up my life

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To make a couples Halloween costume

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He can also drive the bus

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Helmet appreciation post

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Every man for himself

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It’s comfort food

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To shame a well paying job

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To show that Southwest is a good airline

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To make a sick burn

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Emergency preparedness

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Odd taste

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To hate on drag races

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Perfect timing.

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Poor guy only gets a birthday every 4 years

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That’s one way

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I bet he has a small cock

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Magnificent protection for your car

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Why? Why? Why?

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Infinite pleasure!

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Wow that’s quite a tattoo

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How to react when you see someone wearing a toe ring

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Low class

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Soon to be parents- Does this count?

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No comment

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This makes me soooooooo uncomfortable

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How to react when a man under 5’9” flirts with you

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Snapchat filters on dead people

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That’s a better term

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So annoying!!

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To be proud of your kid

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Thanks I hate snacks that look back

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urn necklace (read the writing)

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Gross AF

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Kevin approves

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Literally every night

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Celebrity looting a mall

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Let’s make this an actual expression

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Extreme Easter egg hunt

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The Meth Machine

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We are gonna die

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Japanese Christmas window display

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Come on in the water’s fine

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Camo and guns all around

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