Imagine feeling the need to pay $77+ PER YEAR to make this your license plate8mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AntiTrumpAlliance
As if a $7.25 minimum wage wasn't criminally low enough, workers under 20 can be paid $4.25 an hour for the first 90 calendar days.10mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
You're right. Rape is not an excuse; it's a reason. And tonight, everything seems so reasonable.1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/XavierRenegadeAngel
I was looking through my memories to see what happened on this day and came across this. Good times.1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/BPDmemes
You come home, it's dark. Where are my keys? WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!4mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/Metalocalypse
MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHAFUCKIN' FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT FUCKIN' BE!? ICE MOTHAFUCKIN' CREAM. I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVIN' WITH TWO FUCKIN' MORONS!11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
They're t-bones, Carl. Huh? Yeah! The t stands for tofu. Look at that cut of bean.11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Um, see ya guys! A lesson in life I am sure to get. Yup! I have seen better days.6d ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/ededdneddy
When you're completely touch starved and have absolutely zero (0) people in your life who can help1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/BPDmemes
Yeah, the cops said he had a straw-like protrusion and a cup-like body. You know anybody like 'at?6mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
You flushed the cable bill down the toilet!? All the bills, Frylock; they're too expensive!4mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Look, I don't work my ass off for 20 hours a week so I can just throw my money away - that's wasteful! These bills are strictly for me to kiss... and... put in some strippa's undawah, SO COME ON!2mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word Congo written in blood.1yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
I don't even know what now means! Is now even a word? Let me take it for a lil test drive. Now! Now! Nowwww! Nowwwwwwwwww! Nowwwwwwwwww!1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/moralorel
I never wanted to be a vato. I just want to groom and train poodles.1yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/XavierRenegadeAngel
You're right. Rape is not an excuse; it's a reason. And tonight, everything seems so reasonable.10mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/XavierRenegadeAngel
The sound effects in this show were absolute gold. The little siren sound in this scene gets me every time.1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/ededdneddy
Oh boy, oh boy! I hope this is a new mommy! Yeah, it's not. Unwrap it, ya little creep. We gotta be at work in an hour.11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Is this supposed to be a reference to Gallery of Suicide? That's the vibe I've always gotten.1wk ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/Metalocalypse
Oh yeah, good mornin' to you there, Mr. food monsta. This is how it's goin. Look at my freakin' cah! It is crushed to bajesus and back.11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
What, who's Jesus huh? Just some joka, just made outta clouds, livin' in the sky so he can boss me around and tell me I ain't allowed to touch myself that way, cuz it don't please him. Masturbation is specifically designed to please ME!9mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Damnit, womern! I told you not never ever not no damn don't never verbulate that man's name in this house again!!3mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Fuck spending his days down at the bank. You and I are out here signing autographs in a parking lot that's hotter than the surface of the FUCKING SUN!11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Well, uh, he's kinda paranoid, he has an unhealthy obsession with food, he gets angry at the drop of a hat and starts suing everyone in sight. But, you know, for the most part, he's a... fat, lazy piece of shit.7mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Quick, someone give me $80! I put all my singles in a stripper's underwear.10mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
I don't have anybody else to share this with, so I'll share it here. It hasn't always been easy getting here, but just take it a day at a time.3yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/Sober
Ohhhh. Ooh boy, that's rotten. I'm gonna go take anotha showa before the dirtiness!1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Oh man, I swear to fucking God, Fry-man. I'm so fucking pissed right now. Oh, and by the way, I hope you enjoy eating your own shit, because I'm about to rip your motherfucking throat out, and shove it so far up your ass, that you have to fart to fucking breath. Fucker.11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Really? Well den fit dis!! You need me, I'm next dooh, gettin' cumftable wih maself, IN DA NUDE!6mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Don't go! Where are you goin'!? I was just gettin' ready to rock your world! What's goin' on!?11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
I'm getting my labor day party set up. I need to know who here is coming, and who's bringing what. I'm getting the t-bones.9mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
What, who's Jesus, huh? Just some joka, just made outta clouds, livin' in da sky so he can boss me around, tellin' me I ain't allowed to touch myself dat way cuz it don't please him. Mastabation is specifically designed to please ME!!2mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Damnit, Meatwad!! What're you doing in here!? I'm ma- I'm making a booty call.7mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Oh boy, oh boy! I hope this is a new mommy! Yeah, it's not. Unwrap it, ya little creep. We gotta be at work in an hour.3yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Hey Fry-man, you think I can get you to bring ya laser eyes out here and uh BLOW A FRICKIN' HOLE IN MY WALL!?10mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Hey, how you guys doin'? Anybody without a gun and a knife and a handkerchief and a chapstick, get the 🎸🎸🎸 outta here!3mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Oh man, I love me some dog turd, man. This shit's delicious. Hey, WHY DA HELL DO I LIKE ME SOME DOG TURD, MAN!?1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Hey, how you guys doin'? Anybody without a gun and a knife and a handkerchief and a chapstick, get the fuck outta here!11mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Deez are ah last fleeting moments tagedda. I want ta cherish this. Now bend ova.7mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
And Carl sends his wishes too. He said he wish you was dead cuz... All dis here come from Carl's yard.3yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Ba- baby! HEY! L-look what I did for you, I hurt my neck! You know I love you.3yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Oh, you noticed. Heh heh, yeah. See, a lotta wata gets wasted durin' the day flushin' the toilet in da bathroom.2mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Hello ladies. I'd like you to meet my little friend there... GOLIATH. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.3yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
