this is too damn true. men like this need to fuck all the way off.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
a reminder to all you lovely ladies from another lovely lady ☺️6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A guy friend randomly showed up at my house to drop something off and got annoyed that I answered the door in a large t shirt and leggings and told me to put a bra on. I wasn’t expecting visitors jack ass.5yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Spouting some semi truth Diane (from Bojack Horseman) *before anyone gets mad it’s just a joke. sorta*6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
i hope this is allowed here but us women see you and hear you and just because you're a boy or a man doesn't make your experience with depression or any other mental illness any less valid just because you're a man. reach out y'all. that's the first step.4yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Aaron Paul and his wife are expecting!! Let’s send good vibes their way!7yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/BoJackHorseman
I know people have posted about you Dan, but I just had to say something. Anything. It was a long battle and your wife and your family will always love you as you will always love them. No matter what. You were here. You lived, you loved. That’s what matters. You inspired me so much. Thank you.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/lastimages
The guy I've been seeing for the past few months cares more about getting me off instead, he respects my boundaries and never tries to cross them AND he makes sure I'm on top of my step working and going to meetings. Is this real?4yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store bought dirt, that stuff is loaded with nutrients, I can't compete with that.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
just a little reminder for any of you trolls who are currently struggling @recipesforselflove6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history! From the... town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Is this how you imagined your life, Edna?” “Well, yes. But then I was a very depressed child.”6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Okay. Here’s what we got. The Rand corporation in conjunction with the saucer people, under supervision with the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
sent nudes to a guy i thought i felt comfortable with because i usually don’t give a shit about nudes as long as my face isn’t in it but he said he wouldn’t ghost me and here we are.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back. Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you kids don't keep your hands to yourself, I'm going to turn this car around and there will be no Cape Canaveral for anyone! [Nelson slaps the dad's head through the window from Bart's car] That’s it we’re going back to Winnipeg!6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He’s mad that I reported him. I told him that if he continued to message me I would just forward this over to the moderator I messaged. Apparently he can’t help himself either?6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/creepyPMs
His name was Homer. Seven feet tall. Arms like tree trunks. Eyes like steel, cold and hard. Had a shock of hair, red. Like the fires of hell.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Attempted murder, now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?”6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I’m Mike Wallace, I’m Morley Safer, and I’m Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes!5yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The next 3 days are going to be water fasts and I found this nifty water to help get me get through it in a “healthy” way.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/EDFood
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things!6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim spectre of death?6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Anyone else agree? This quite literally saved my life. Hope it helps others.7yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/mentalhealth
the most important meal of the day, serving it up kaya’s way (ignore the dust)6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/EDFood
Burn Gorman turns me on just as much as he scares the shit out of me. Anyone else?8yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I wasn’t sure how to turn him down so I tried to be nice. [Advice Wanted]6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would’ve taken the class on it!6yr ⋅ kayasawyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
