Can you arrest children?

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Apparently I’m not a real woman?

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This little girl walked up to me in a hospital parking lot. Welcome home, Theodora.

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My brother wants you to know he does drugs.

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Seen at a local concert.

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Welch's Jelly Glasses

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My Co-Worker’s Locker.

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Let’s do a purse dump!

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Should’ve kept his pudding pop to himself

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8 a.m. Monday Margaritas with gummy worm garnish, because I'm an adult.

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My shopper is getting the fattest tip

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Realizing things while drunk

7yr ⋅

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Purrfect rhythm

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Nothing says Picture Day like these bangs and a velvet dress

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Found these amazing bowls at TJ Maxx!

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Found in the Holiday section at Target

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“Gonna take my girl out to dinner. Gotta wear my nicest shirt.”

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My beautiful mom, circa 1980

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What goes better with cornrows than a puka shell necklace?

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It’s beautiful.

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I met Creed at a wedding

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Reasons for admission to a women's psychiatric hospital in the 1800s

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I've been trying my hand at Halloween makeup. Thoughts?

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Here's a thing we did. I felt like you guys would appreciate it.

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Seen in my town's recent mugshots

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The Hamburglar

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I make good, healthy choices.

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Gloworm! The first toy I remember having as a kid

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In the past 2 months I lost both my boys to cancer. Please, raise a glass for them

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When morning comes too soon

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After 2 weeks of no communication...BAM!

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The pumpkin I painted for a work contest

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Absolute chaos in the lab

7yr ⋅

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So...you can eat salad?

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I lost some weight and found some eyebrows. 16 to 27

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D.A.R.E shirts

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Veggie Stir Fry w/ rice for the work week

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Late breakfast - 325 calories

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Again, the nice girl on my FB

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Someone decided the graduate for my patients foley would make a better vase

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[Homemade] Colorful Cupcakes

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A blood splattered bowl of poverty

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I have no other option tacos, featuring Taco Bell fire sauce

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Chili ramen with frozen peas & carrots

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