The lady at the front desk asked me if I was sure someone was in there. Uhh yeah I'm pretty sure.8yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Im trying to quit smoking. My girlfriend offered a blowjob anytime I feel I need a smoke.10yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/funny
I work in the utility field. Here's an old copper ped and a new fiber ped for comparison.9yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/pics
This idiot I work with claims his grandfather did this on their family farm years ago.7yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My mom just found a demand letter I was going to send to the Colts in 2004. Hardly any spelling airs.3yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/Colts
I was behind this kid in line in high school for vaccinations. I could hear the interview through the curtain.10yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was playing video games and a bird flew into my sliding glass door.2yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
As someone who has been out of high school for two years this is how I feel when I get on Facebook.10yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Today I was golfing by myself when I was lucky enough to be invited by this gentleman to join him for 9 holes. This is Earl, he is a 98 year old WWII vet who was a US Navy medic on D Day. He still has one hell of a shot!7yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/pics
My brother and I did the cheetah race at the zoo. The loser had to get the face paint. He won.9yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/funny
Our State House doesn't get enough credit. Here is George Washington protecting it from a summertime thunderstorm.7yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/Indiana
After years of sitting in the nose bleeds my girlfriends dad landed me court side seats today.9yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Met a girl at the bar a week ago today. We've hooked up every other night since then. I was really drunk when she told me and she seems to really like me.8yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Pacer fan here. I saw this play out live Sunday and thought it may humor you all.7yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/clevelandcavs
My brother and I did the simulated cheetah race at the zoo. Loser had to get the little kid face paint. I lost. Brother laughed. Sister captured the movement.9yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/funny
We taught them to give each other kisses for treats. Now every time I'm eating this happens10yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/aww
Had this lady in high school. She's stupid as hell and kicked you out off class if you corrected her.11yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I go over to a buddies house before a party. He decided to make an egg sandwich. I may be friends with the ultimate fowl bachelor frog.10yr ⋅ kasmith1244 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
