This hospital sign that bans wearing certain types of scrubs outside.

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Looking for bedspreads on eBay and this absolute winner came up

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Took me a while to realize she was holding a shoe, and didn’t just have horrifically mangled hands

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I’ve fostered this boy for four months, and he’s going a state north for adoption today. My heart is breaking.

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So nice of him to wait patiently so he could steal my $80 order later.

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I can’t wear this mask at work because the message is “too political”.

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A review made at gunpoint

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Someone used Auto-Roof while playing The Sims

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Those 320 comments are tearing him to pieces, BTW.

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Rate my trashcan

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Do you think some people really do complain about literally everything?

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Mack must’ve been a very good and very loved boi.

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She looks like such a little bean when she’s in her jammies.

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Bones is the sunshine we all need in our lives.

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Ordered a burrito and was genuinely alarmed when I first opened the package.

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No PEPPER HOT for these //beef slices

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This facade literally makes me uncomfortable

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I play on my XBox and my Switch regularly. A is the “action” button and B is the “cancel” button on both. Guess who’s constantly accidentally canceling whatever she’s doing in a game.

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I swear to God I’m an adult

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Got three within ten minutes of me, a fourth under construction.

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Mental health services provider (from r/talktherapy, not my OC)

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Clearly a conspiracy is afoot!

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Men invented math - it’s a male language.

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A chiropractor on Facebook. Not even close to the full amount of BS that she posts....

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Brought home this cursed coat hook and am now regretting it. I feel uncomfortable around it.....

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$1.5 million, unfortunately it’s already under contract.

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A response I got in a thread over why people shouldn’t tell women to smile. I love how it’s not even about being happy. You’re just supposed to “deal” and make others happy.

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Why do they always want videos?

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If only I’d taken the $125 off when I had the chance

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In this moment, I am euphoric

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I get asked “Why are you dressed like that?” pretty much every day

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The top answer.

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Solid wood antique dining chair-style rocking chair. Most beautiful I’ve ever seen. $5 and it’s now mine! Thank you, SSVP!

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“Why does this always take longer than it has to, Humphrey?”

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For $1,600,000, you, too, can own this gracious villa.

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Cut from a FB post - what’s up with this big, abandoned, neglected riverfront hotel? Owner just wants it to rot?

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Send free furniture for a book project. If you provide a good enough excuse, you might get it back. But otherwise, you get nothing in return.

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I feel like they’re asking a bit much.

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Elegant Victorian homes in St. Louis, USA

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Put my “GRANDMA” back in your pies and call us back at this number!

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If there’s a fireplace in the room, the TV MUST go over it. Always.

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All he did was call a bank to say their employees should get beat up. Why’s he being persecuted?

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Being asked to take off hat = being publicly stripped and deliberately infected.

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My insurance won’t cover my medication because they want me to try something else first. The medication is the sole current USFDA-approved one for my condition.

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Looking at perfume, and this vegan dropped a hard non-fact about it.

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Let a friend use my car. It started beeping less than one minute into my way to work.

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Why didn’t we all think of this? We idiots got ourselves vaccinated when we could’ve just said “Not today, virus.”

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I asked my doctor’s office why she told me I was good to return to full-duty work without actually seeing or evaluating me for it. The office never responded, and today I got this.

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ALDI poke bowl.

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Missouri (along with many other states) believes that if a couple with no children is making a net $17,425 a year, they don’t need food stamps.

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WhitePeopleTwitter is a credulous gold mine

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Counting how many days it takes me to completely fill this jar of candy I don’t like

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You took something beautiful and pooped all over it. (Orig. built 1895)

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