Always support local businesses. They’re the only ones with the minerals to be chaotic good.3yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/phoenix
This emoji has been the subject of debate, as to what it represents. For me, it’s “when I think about playing Fulham, knowing our history playing bottom 3 teams but remembering the Cardiff result; on the same weekend of the Manchester derby & having to hope United meets/exceeds City’s performance.”5yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/LiverpoolFC
Wife texted to tell me she was going to take our 2 year old notoriously picky eater to a Malaysian restaurant for lunch. I advised against it, where she sent several admittedly successful samples that my weird food leeriness is not hereditary.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
Not sure if they’re cheering for a color or someone saw something getting messily impaled.5yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/keming
(Repunching the card) You can’t have an epic baby photo if you don’t have an epic baby. Y’all meet Miles Hobbes.5yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
[Random] My wife is going out for her first post-baby Girls Night for sushi. Can anyone do something absurd to this photo that I can send her when she texts to check up on him? One idea I had is in the comments.5yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/PhotoshopRequest
When you've taken off work to prep for the raid tomorrow but the character selection screen comes up post all-day maintenance right as your wife & toddler walk in the door.7yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/destiny2
Let's be honest - Pennywise just got a whole lot of Guardians with this one.7yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/destiny2
I’m certain First Solar’s intent here is supporting something crimson-related; but due to poor letter spacing on their windows, it looks like they’ve noticed something got impaled.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/phoenix
To all the Mamas, who recognize the needs of the Daddas to go solo-watch movies about big robots fighting fish monsters & give them a nice night off of kid duties + beer money.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
When folks say crap like “I don’t know why you think sarcasm is hereditary,” I just show them this picture.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
This came up in my Memories, from a time before we had a kid & could afford hauls in bags this big. =/6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/lego
We recently took Sulley out of a daycare masquerading as a preschool & put him in an actual one. This is part of the inside of the facility, where they role play in various careers every week. It was what sold me on moving him here, and he enjoys stocking groceries & cutting hair.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
It is important to assert your Dad ridiculousness as early into the pregnancy as possible. This served me well in ours, and I figured I’d throw it you chaps for your own use.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/predaddit
From my wife’s first post-baby overnight girls’ night out awhile back. She did not respond for about 3 hours & I had to do almost all of the unfun baby duties solo for 4 days straight after she got back, but wholly worth it.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Advice for Daddit: For almost-assured consensual marital butt-touching, few things work as well as surprising her by buying enough Girl Scout cookies to need a grocery bag to carry them all (OP assumes no responsibility for any future Re-Admission posts due to following said advice)6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
Being regaled with stories we missed out on last night of corner puking, penis-touching, and inappropriate advances made by my wife’s coworkers on her other coworkers. Also, there’s a toddler running about (ours) & a 20-year old cat (ours) just stiff-arm slapped a dog (not ours). I miss my beard.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/drunk
My wholesome as fuck wife knits hats for her pregnant friends’ babies. I offhandedly suggested trying to freehand a bearded one for boys, based on one she did for me (her signature baby hat is cupcake, generally for girls); and she absolutely nailed it, as demonstrated by Tristan.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
He doesn’t know he’s getting his adenoids out & ear tubes replaced, only that he gets anything he asks his mama for (as long as it isn’t food or fluids).6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
Hey trolls! Need some advice. There’s an adult prom my awesome wife wants to go to next month, but she requires a “promposal” to go. Any clever ideas on what to do? Is it going to be better doing a photo or video? Do y’all know of any good examples that I can use as a point of reference?6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/AskTrollX
When you really want Dadda’s Wookiee Cookies and you don’t care if they’re baked yet or not.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
Discovered Regroup Coffee + Bicycles (Old Town Scottsdale) this morning, they brew up a pretty mean mocha.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/phoenix
The literal face a stupid fucking blueberry makes when the Heroic Taken Public Event is activated simultaneously while they kill a mini-Blight.7yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/destiny2
I had to retake this 6 times because Pretty “didn’t like the angle cuz you can see me” but we’re drunk on our patio, our kid’s asleep, she got her toes did + it’s a stellar job, and we survived another day raising a tiny human. Cheers, folks.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/drunk
“Parenting is an adventure.” So’s the walk to Mordor, which I would gladly do twice over watching my son dip carrots into mustard in an effort to convince me it’s “yum.”6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/daddit
This painting is voluntarily on our walls. I don’t know which flaw within it bothers me most about it, but it is also one of my favorite stories to tell about how we received it, so we have to keep it.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Thanks to a store closing sale @ Toys ‘R Us that added an extra 10% off for today’s sales & a spur of the moment stop, just got both of these for well under $30 after tax.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/rickandmorty
My wife & I paid $3 apiece to watch a chicken poop on one of several numbers because the zoo decided a beer night is a thing they do.6yr ⋅ kamrabbit ⋅ r/drunk
