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Look what close friends they were

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Nice try, deadly poison.

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The Resistance

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Bender coming in with the parenting advice.

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When you want your wedding to be all about a corporation

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Here's your participation trophy, losers.

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Simpsons religionposting

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Are clouds allowed?

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I just wanted to watch some cartoons

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/r/FuturamaShitposting needs more love

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Leaked script from the behind the scenes feature

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A tale going back thousands of years

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But we're still burying the dead from the last war on Christianity.

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Sometimes, everything just lines up

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I'm not naming names. This shitpost could be about any former president.

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At first, they came for the TERFs, and I said nothing...

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This poster for The Great Dictator

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BRUH...

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Adventure Time Dads Alignment Chart

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Happy MLK day. Here's a reminder that the right's rhetoric hasn't changed since his time

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The new Silent Hill game looks good

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The People's Landlord Billionaire

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Is it harder to be a furry or a conservative Christian?

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Ah yes, the two famous enemies of the working class: capitalists and... trans people.

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Brought to you by the liberals can't take a joke crowd.

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Fundies when talking to teenage girls about the amount of sexual partners someone has in their life

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Here's your problem; somebody set these cops to evil

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Before Bob's Burgers, Futurama was the show with the on-point joke business names.

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Leftism is when not America

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How accurate is this?

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I swear, it's going to happen any day now, guys.

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If you wonder what I mean by open-minded then you are probably not what I am looking for

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What to look for in a girlfriend

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Car culture is judging people for liking nature, because it means they might not own a car

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MRW I'm a millennial and I go onto TikTok to see what the kids are up to

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Top mind from /r/ModeratePolitics lets you know why public schools discriminating against LGBTQ is totally okay. Don't worry, he's a gay man.

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Whom you have a relationship with, as a celebrity alignment chart

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In Prey (2018), marks on the hallway floor outside your apartment hint that the walls slide and rotate

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As a gay man, LGBTQ is a religion, so it's okay if public schools discriminate because of separation of church and state.

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Everyone in Spokane this morning

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