I UNFORTUNATELY CAN NOT RELATE TO THIS SUPERIOR BEINGS IDENTITY CRISIS, MYSELF BEING A HUMAN PERSON7yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MFW I'll be auditioning for the part of Amir's father's tiny slithery withered legssssssss5yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW this guy comes in here with that that that that poison to my ears, and starts talking about RAPING MY MOTHER?!5yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/jakeandamir
A good meme should 1. Display pertinent information prominently, 2. Be simple and clean, 3. Be easily readable. A GREAT meme should 1. Make you earn that information, 2. Invisible ink; preferable but not necessary, and 3. Leave a lot to the imagination4yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Guy joins in on stranger's conversation, proceeds beats the shit out of bar-goer for differing opinion.8yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/thatHappened
'Cause with my family we know where home is, so instead of sending flowers, we the roses6yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/Kanye
When Lucasfilm decides to stop making Prequels so they can focus on more Sequels6yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
GOOGLE IS SO FUNNY SOMETIMES. WHAT A RIDICULOUS FEATURE, OF COURSE I'M NOT A ROBOT!8yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MRW I'm trying to gank a Croissant and steal an Empanada when all of a sudden I'm attacked by this by this by this by this this BEAST out of hell8yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Do you think he's collecting revenue off these locations, or do you think he just loves pizza and shit? (X r/trees)7yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This organism has an inquisition pertaining to the exposition of this tenderfoot life-force6yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Two dudes telepathically deduce music guy is listening to, light up on train8yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/thatHappened
MFW when mint is the bomb, and it's smooth, and if you mix it with strawberry it tastes like a mojito8yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Tumblr User Meets a Habitual Seagull Catcher (Taken down for not Name-Blurring)8yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/thatHappened
Thirteen year old tells Kanye West fan to hoist thine computer device (X-Post from /r/iamverysmart8yr ⋅ JZBurger ⋅ r/Kanye
