Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear, and one count of being accessory to being a bear.5yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.6yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.6yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We object to the term urine-soaked hellhole, when you could have said pee-pee soaked heckhole.6yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
First they hate each other, now all of a sudden they love each other. It doesn't make sense to me. Of course not, you're a robot.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas and he didn't always do what other people thought was right and that man's name was... I forget. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
[Shitpost] A month or two ago, I gave this sub Jay Cena. I decided to update it after the revelation in the finale.8yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/FlashTV
Found a PS2 Slim with cords, 2 controllers, and a memory card at a Goodwill for $15.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But even more like a drug was the drugs.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
For once, maybe someone will call me sir without adding, you're making a scene.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mock-Up of an Eastside Worshiper League T-Shirt to Almost the Exact Specifications of Jesse and Dodger.9yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/Shaboozey
They used to call me Kid Gorgeous. Later it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.7yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The cat needs his medicine... And the furnace has been giving off carbon monoxide.8yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?6yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
RIP Alli for the last 17 years this cat has been a better friend than some humans I know.11yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/cats
Japanese KitKat purchased at Asian market. Don't know the flavor, and the wrapper looks like too dark of green to be green tea.10yr ⋅ JWatts96 ⋅ r/Whatisthis
