Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!5yr ⋅ justflushit ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
“I heard you the first time Lamar” What is Alice’s problem with Lamar? Was there a scene cut?4yr ⋅ justflushit ⋅ r/Lodge49
The World in 80 Jays on InstaGram: my brother just started traveling the world with a friend to study the ways different cultures use cannabis. They are just about to leave the native Kanaky people of New Caledonia on to India and Nepal before heading to South America. Follow them.6yr ⋅ justflushit ⋅ r/trees
I’m pretty sure if you look up “White. Straight. Republican. Gun owner. Southern.” in the dictionary the definition is “The least fucked with people on planet earth.”6yr ⋅ justflushit ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The paperwork reduction act report to congress is 440 pages. These jokes write themselves. At least it's a PDF.5yr ⋅ justflushit ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Mojitos by the Pitcher! My wife got me this mojito kit for Christmas and it’s fantastic. Can’t wait till it’s warmer so it will be socially acceptable to drink them every day.6yr ⋅ justflushit ⋅ r/cocktails
There is a tape of the President of the United States using the n-word: It was Obama on the WTF podcast and the right lost their collective minds. But when the Trump tape finally comes out his supporters will say again, “He talks just like me. He says what’s on his mind.”6yr ⋅ justflushit ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
