Okay my cousin shared this with her husband and I almost threw up. Why am I related to her???2mo ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Yeah, cause men are too incompetent and shit to change a diaper and women aren't /s9mo ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
And my mom wonders why I hate being fat as a teenager and even now1yr ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/insaneparents
Of course women and men can't be only friends cause tHeY WaNnA fUcK /s10mo ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
This February has marked 8 years of not cutting my hair. I can't wait to see how it looks at 10 years!3mo ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/longhair
My girlfriend got this from a friend's dad who she's known since she was SEVEN1yr ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/creepyPMs
IDK if this counts, but I tried to unfollow a bunch of accounts on Instagram I don't wanna follow anymore (brands, celebs, etc) this pops up when I do a mass unfollow11mo ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/assholedesign
Watching him sleep sickens me, wasting his life on worthless rest. I wish he could embrace the sleepless. JOIN US MY LOVE! JOIN US!7yr ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/FearMe
The Last Five Years premiere (pic screencapped from SnapChat Discover)7yr ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/annakendrick
My child looks like a demon kitty, but she's my demon kitty. Mama loves you Blackie!7yr ⋅ jupitersalien ⋅ r/aww
