When I was in High School, EVERY Teen wanted to grow up to be the Bearded Lady at the Carnival, you've NAILED it Amazon, Bravo, Bravo! ~ this sexy thing plays incessantly, MAKE it STOP!!!1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
When would I gamble, Linda?! The six hours a night I get to sleep?! Because the other eighteen hours, I'm slaving over this hot-ass grill! ~ I laugh like an idiot every time!3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Remember that time Archer said waterboarding only affects people with vaginas!? Good Times, Good Times1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
You rent a boat, that money's gone. This way, we can sell it when we're done. I bet it'll come out cheaper.1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Ron was a great character ~ It says here grind. It's already ground from the store! I just want it to drip, but there's no button for drip!2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Okay, okay, you got it, you got it, you -- Good morning, floor. Good morning asshole smoke alarm! And good morning, medical bills. Oh, and your friend, crippling debt. ~ Sometimes I feel bad for Ray3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
If you walk over here and touch me, you'll spend your lunch hour being fitted for a prosthetic hand ~ I absolutely love this episode ~ every scene is amazing3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
The Archer Sanction ~ S06E03 ~ Archer packs the ping pong paddle just in case ~ Perfect!2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
One of the most honest answers I've ever heard ~ Why didn't you tell us you were bleeding like a Russian princess? Because I honestly didn't know! How could you not? Because I took a bunch of painkillers at the office! Why? Because somebody left them out, Lana2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Yeah, wrong number. And I’ve literally had nothing but liquor and mangoes for three months, so unless you wanna fly a thousand nautical miles sitting next to that... Rip Riley what a hunk!3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
There is something so heart warming seeing Archer befriending Ruth and going through chemotherapy with her1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
That's our pee, and that's the last I better hear about it. Because this stupid building is a tinderbox, and I will burn it to the ground.3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
This always seemed like a plot hole or an intentional monkey wrench thrown towards Archer ~ We don't even have your damn car! We steal drift cars! Imports only! Right-hand drive, duh. PAM KNEW THIS yet still told Archer the Yakuza were the biggest car thieves.... S03E073yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
I don't care what anyone says, that Finale was A M A Z I N G !!! Bawled so hard they made me leave3mo ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
So, did you talk to him about responsibility when you gave it back? ~ A lot of things are suddenly starting to make sense3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Another one of those times Cyril screws himself ~ He was doing sooo well too1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Lana, That is the..., third saddest thing I've heard today ~ what are they talking about3mo ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Is this when Lana decided to use Sterlings goop without his permission? Did I mention I have cancer?1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Never noticed this before ~ Twin Oaks. You like that? For the name? Look at this mantelpiece! Mahogany! There's another seven! Eight fireplaces, dude, how nuts is that?!6mo ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
For the love of God Comedy Central! - Every EFFING Break this idiot talking about the FORMER president - I just want to vegetate watching South Park in peace3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Christ, Ray! Is it too much to ask?! Just once?! To be unconscious in a bathroom without being sexually assaulted by ... you ~ Only one of MANY Viscous Couplings GEMS ~ S04E053yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Anyone know why Pam has a Band-Aid on her forehead? Wind Cries Mary S04E02 ~ Seen it a million times and just noticed it.1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
C'mon, he's an independent trucker... A small business owner, out here busting his hump to provide for his family... I'm tellin ya, guys like him are the lifeblood of America. Ron Cadillac is EPIC!1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Archer is pretty badass when he isn't trying ~ I mean you just killed like 10 pirates2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Can we talk about the illegal-ass window tint on rolling probable cause? Toot Toot!1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Why does this guy always look like he just woke up ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2bYH/taco-bell-breakfast-crunchwrap-the-bell-breakfast-featuring-pete-davidson ~ he looks unclean1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This woman really has everything covered ~ fingertips pits underboob sideboob thigh folds butt crack feet ~ who's ready for dinner?1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Dear Comedy Central ~ Stop running this shows promo EVERY FREAKIN BREAK ~ NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS IDIOTIC SHOW ~ sorry to yell ~ it plays its unfunny BS all day ~ makes the South Park marathon unenjoyable2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This woman and her crotchety crotch stink level need to END!!! ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/b0vS/lume-no-mathematician ~ INSUFFERABLE1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
this is an absolute sacrilege ~ pepsico can pound sand ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/t0Fq/mountain-dew-refreshing-opportunity ~ this is just wrong!3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
on TV i play an insufferable know-it-all ~ IRL i'm an insufferable know-it-all ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/O6KI/neuriva-actual-neuroscientist-featuring-mayim-bialik ~ buy this snake-oil ~ GO AWAY ALREADY!!!2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
State Farm worse than Jake - Instant MUTE. Jimmy Fallon? What year is this?2mo ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Is it bad that I want to punch this woman?! ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2Vlx/little-caesars-pizza-hot-n-ready-old-world-fanceroni-pepperoni-training-camp-featuring-matthew-staf ~ this gives me an aneurism ~ make it STOP!1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
I'm not sure what I hate more ~ this ridiculous concept, the LOUD song, or that Amazon is where Joy comes from ~ cringe city1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
sooo sick of these two dullards ~ and it isn't even football season ~ make them go away please ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYMPSuwELrY3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Is wrong that I laugh at Cyril in the walk-in, weeping like a child? There's a Bumper, BOOM!1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
every break they play this guy he has the same joke every time not funny not interesting what exactly is his appeal? ENOUGH already3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Can this woman just go away already? ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bJyH/progressive-reverse-psychology ~ she is horrible1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
i didn't really piece together that dogs eat food? Really? Maybe you shouldn't have a dog.3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Chickfila commercials are among the most condescending and pretentious ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Zjmi/chick-fil-a-little-things-kyles-adoption ~ their whole family-schtick makes me want to drown kittens2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Owning a RAM doesn't mean you have HEART - cringe - or whatever this woman is screaming about, I don't CARE! Just MAKE it STOP!! Every friggin break1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Holy EFFIN JEEZ ~ They play I'm a dancer now 3 times an hour ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-D2Cphkjhs ~ please kill me2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This one makes me want to destroy a cheetos factory ~ and i love cheetos ~ i've had enough! ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxdasBrDMI3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Enough with the crying overly dramatic dreck ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qJhH/jared-love-endures-all-things ~ Now I'm BACK! :( ~ yeah ~ if he left you'd have something to cry about2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
For the love of God will this man stop crying about his lotion? https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qSpi/old-spice-therapy-featuring-deon-cole-gabrielle-dennis-nia-long ~ so damn annoying2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Hobo the Clown here YELLING! why? Is he related to kevin hart? GO AWAY! is he famous?11mo ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
OK Girls! Can we talk your stanky HOO-HA? Nobody talks about it. Give us 1 week and you'll be coming out of the shower grinning from ear to ear instead of smelling like an elephant ~ The Elephant blast at the beginning get the remote that much quicker ~3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Hey TBS, what's this absolute train wreck of a show you plug every freaking break ~ Screw you and this ridiculous concept of a show ~that is all ~ that's why YOU'RE the network of re-runs3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Sooo people are now hanging around AT&T stores because they're fun? what is this drivel? you sell phones /end/ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/OLQL/at-and-t-wireless-permanent-marker-up-to-800-off3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
burger cheese burger cheese burger I'm having a stroke burger cheese burger burger kill me right now repeat burger cheese burger cheese burger burger cheese burger cheese burger burger cheese burger cheese burger1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This girl getting mad about her Viral Moment getting interrupted ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/b1jh/coca-cola-social-media~ Deserves a smack, not a Coke ~ and it plays all the time1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
these women make me want to run a hose from the exhaust into the car ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Ohaj/sonic-drive-in-loading-the-dishwasher ~ they're husbands are swinging from the rafters already2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
So how does MY man get him some of that Ovary Blasting she'll like it too snake oil?1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
I want these two to suffer a debilitating treadmill accident ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4wIXHZ0vY ~ Screw you Doug2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
this commercial is pure cringe ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7UzqIIkGAs ~ it replays constantly ~ please kill me1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This condescending smug SOB ~ I'm NEVER calling ~ my loved ones can pound sand1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
JFC ~ i absolutely HATE this idiot from BoAAASSTAAAN ~ cringe infuraton ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrT9Y1pmd603yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Bob HEARTS Ozempic ~ that is all https://www.ispot.tv/ad/t84A/ozempic-my-zone-ft-billy-gardell3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This woman and her big toes needs to GO AWAY!!! ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2YMD/uber-eats-sarah-silvermans-new-website ~ ice picks in my ears1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
When did the lady from Total Recall become a Judge? ~https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qvmG/carvana-super-bowl-2022-pre-release-oversharing-mom ~ she's so smart she doesn't realize she's talking to AI ~ and she won't shut uppppp about it ~ on and on and on and on2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
So in a year everyone will re-shoot the commercial and they'll be Jacked? And have a rotted taint ~ Awesome!1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
We get it Snoop. You're the coolest guy ever ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bwH4/corona-slim-can-nicknames-snoop-cans-featuring-snoop-dogg ~ can you get off my tv now?2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
My sub has more RINGS? What? Pepper rings? Onion rings? ~ Jeez Lueeze ~ enjoy ~ all pro athletes eat subway ~https://www.ispot.tv/ad/t39g/subway-talking-serious-flavor-featuring-draymond-green-jayson-tatum3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
What have I told you about talking to strangers!!?? ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qPsK/progressive-sign-spinner-four-and-a-half ~ stay away from the strange loser man boy2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
No one should SUFFA like that ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wbeh/cosentyx-clear-skin-can-last-2-featuring-cyndi-lauper ~ i'm tired of hearing this new yearsey fake accent ~ it hurts1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
So let me get this straight? You're sayin' I can go without showering and my stanky flaps and folds will still smell April Fresh? sign me up1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This one is starting to grow on me ~ notice the girl who says hell no an is Outta there...No sprinkles for her ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDAg3VkZPg83yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
We have a new Jamie!! ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bjEf/wendys-breakfast-baconator-chefs-kiss ~ No One MORE Punchable ~ hope he chokes on the bacon1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
What in the sh*t is this? ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2fgQ/wendys-biggie-superfan-featuring-reggie-bush ~ Why, just WHY?1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Why does this Influencer have to yell? ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qv5B/bosley-serious-question-information-kit-and-gift-card-featuring-aaaron-morino ~ because he's bald1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
this promo plays nonstop ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNbNNacjTDQ ~who the hell cares ~ what is this trailer trash on my screen2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/blDZ/uber-eats-get-anything-featuring-gwyneth-paltrow ~ Whhhyyyyyyyyyyy2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This commercial is infuriating ~ the kid from Mad Max makes a comeback ~ it's Ok to steal dessert with Amazon Grocery ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ZjOt/amazon-prime-2-hour-grocery-delivery-it-wasnt-me-song-by-chuck-berry3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Hurry act NOW!!! ~ Supply ChainSomething !!! ~ Supplies are LIMITED!! ~ This may be your last CHANCE!!!1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
You can see the 3 brain cells this woman has struggling to understand what the hell is going on ~ and it plays on a loop2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
I've had enough of this condescending girl ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bF89/bank-of-america-customized-cash-rewards-card-road-to-college ~ smart aleck needs to be taken down a peg1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This portrayal of people with depression is infuriating ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qvSt/rexulti-masking-depression ~ i have frown face ~ take pill~ frown upside down now ~ all good1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Ohh the beaters ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bqR6/sonic-drive-in-batter-shakes-licking-the-spoon ~ just like their husbands favorite shirt ~ bring back the two idiot guys2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Nothing against the Elephants, but this comercial makes me destroy the TV ~ https://www.w.ispot.tv/ad/OdD3/world-wildlife-fund-a-world-without-elephants-song-by-louis-armstrong ~ what a wonderful world ~ worse than the dog ones for sure2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This plays incessantly ~ notice all these men are BALD and have double chins ~ so much for the MANBOOSTING formula ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/tnmS/nugenix-total-t-started-feeling-sluggish-featuring-frank-thomas ~ Oh and remember ~ SHE'LL LOVE IT TOO...... Kill Me please2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
He looks more like dad every time i see him ~ is she saying that's her brother too?https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qezs/progressive-sleeping-baby2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Really Sonic? ~ The Pickle Boys ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bK73/sonic-drive-in-big-dill-cheeseburger-pickle-process ~ How much dope are they smoking at Sonic's Ad Department? ~ Jeez2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Enough with this yelling guy already WTF! https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qyDI/chase-freedom-unlimited-holidays-tis-the-season-for-cashbacking-featuring-catherine-ohara-kevin-hart ~ the biggest Vaseline filter on Catherine O'Hara ~ screw YOU capitol one2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This commercial is downright creepy ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bfcU/behr-stain-previous-owner ~ forget the deck ~ burn this place to the ground ~ clearly haunted2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This SMUG SOB! What airport looks like THAT? Oh you've given them such great toys / apps why do they need you to dominate the futures market on the way yo Toledo? To tell them you're gonna BE OK! Oye Vey~3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Looking more and more that Doug and EMU are lovers or at least involved in a love triangle ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bfMZ/liberty-mutual-emu-wedding ~ just the kind of folks i trust for my insurance ~ Awesome2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This was fun the first 15 million times! Now it causes me seizures whenever I hear it - please please stop this - its literally killing my brain cells every time it plays3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
i've had about all i can stand of this moron and his Ball-ance ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/OgeL/hanes-comfort-flex-fit-achieving-ball-ance ~ kill me please3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
When i see this dolt all i can think of is smashing his head with a Gallager Mallot - then he'll be whining for real ;0 / Custer called, wants his stache back3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Mara has to be the biggest see you next tuesday ever!!!!!! You smell like fish ~ she is the WORST ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhRXyPYHmDk3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
I cannot find the mute for this fast enough ~ what a man ~ rakuten ~ SCREW YOU! ~ can't find a video ~ only image ~ https://alltvspots.com/2021/rakuten-big-give-week-15-cash-back-woman-singing-commercial-song/ ~ hopefully yo never see it3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Gillette has some really great lines ~ Ooh, Pink Floyd show! Oh. Man, I'm gonna be in trouble Trouble dukes. ~ he truly was excited to see a laser show :)2yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
I thought Lilly was insufferable ~ https://www.ispot.tv/ad/b1k1/at-and-t-wireless-lily-matthew-interview-featuring-matthew-stafford ~ this neck beard winker is the absolute worst!! ~ causes me physical pain1yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Geico you are killing me ~ this nonsense must stop ~ STAY? ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGKYkr0K-Kg3yr ⋅ jtwh20 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate