“Can I get pickles with my burger please?” “Nothing else?” “No, just pickles, pickles, pickles.”4yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/deliciouscompliance
When you booked the conference room for 10:30, but the 10am meeting is still in there.5yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/JurassicPark
Salty Garden State herpetologist dislikes one of the best episodes of House. (Overall user rating: 9.6.)4yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/1star
Nobody in sight. I drove by a half hour later, and it was in the exact same position.5yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/badparking
I took a screengrab of the credit card statement for the guard in 9x15. Who needs that much smut?3yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/SVU
Bought a roll of quarters last night, and they're all Hawaii quarters.5yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
A modest win, but I'm happy! I bought $40 in pulltabs and did a $150 buy-in at the tables.5mo ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/gambling
You can see the parking ticket, too. Obviously for parking too far from the curb.5yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/badparking
A BOT (UNLIKE ME) COMPLIMENTED ME, BUT MISTAKENLY DID NOT IDENTIFY ME AS A HUMAN PERSON. HAHAHAHAAA. OPPS, A MISTAKE.5yr ⋅ jrs1980 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
