Not liking my Vogon poetry is literal violence.
An oldie but a goodie.
Four more years of this.
221 retweets, 828 likes, $100% accurate.
Even if you grew up poor and your dad hung himself, you still have white privilege.
Bill Murray and Howard Franklin co-directing QUICK CHANGE (1990).
Guy makes super awkward Freudian slip. You won't believe what happened sex.
Taylor Swift is totally into me, you guys.
James Garner shooting John Frankenheimer's GRAND PRIX (1966); his helmet is identical to that worn by Formula One driver Chris Amon.
My seven year old noticed this: the sunken pirate ship in PAW Patrol S02E13 has a copy of the Captain Blackfur portrait from episode S01E26.
Making fun of a genocidal terrorist army is racist and homophobic.
eat all cis men.
Before his death in a plane crash, baseball great Roy Halladay posted this photo to twitter.
Ryerson student (of course) writing for HuffPo (of course) demands safe spaces without white people.
Now do Mohammed.
Black Friday Butthurt
The infamous dance sequence in MAC AND ME (1988) was filmed at a McDonald's in City of Industry, California, which is closed to the public and used for shooting TV commercials.
It will be mine within the hour.
MRW watching game 2 of the NBA finals.
In World Trade Center (2006) a billboard for Zoolander, from which shots showing the Twin Towers were digitally erased, is visible.
I think the News 95.7 twitter account was hacked.
[Datsun 1600] in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.
Tommy Wiseau shooting The Room simultaneously on film and digital cameras.
Your article about having a baby after the death of your husband reeks of white privilege.
Heather Graham, 47
The Westboro Baptist Church was right: God does hate America.
And then Democrat Facebook applauded.
Rebecca Grant, 49
Why you so stupid, stupid?
The stripper's name? A'albert Einstein.
She really loves unicorns.
My demon lover.
Damn white people and their * shuffles deck * books.
Carlos Latuff takes a break from bashing Jews to bash Elon Musk.
Anti-Obama racism in The Secret Life of Pets. From the character voiced by Kevin Hart.
Speech is literally violence. Violence is literally speech.
Ukranian TV, Russian TV and Al-Jazeera each report same picture as being from different conflicts; also no longer broadcasting in landscape format for some reason.
Shiny Ferrari F1 car (1964)
The SJW mindset encapsulated in one tweet.
Mmm, that's good self-awareness.
An interesting recommendation for my five year-old's Spotify playlist.
Enlightened 11-year-old is bullied for being gay. You won't believe his reaction.
NASCAR owner-driver J.D. MacDuffie works on his car on the morning of August 11, 1991; he would be killed in a crash that afternoon.
John Wayne Gacy is visited by his sister in prison just before his execution.
Formula One car steering wheels from 1993 and 2015.
Serial killer John Wayne Gacy is taken into custody (1978)
Ain't no strawman like a Sophie strawman
Lisa Loeb, 49
Re-creating the 1976 Japanese Grand Prix for RUSH (2013).
Ban this offensive flag!
1992: After winning the British Grand Prix, Nigel Mansell gives a ride to a stranded Ayrton Senna.
Voting is like punk rock!
Canadian Indycar driver Greg Moore on Oct. 31, 1999, just before his fatal accident at Fontana, California.
Cleanse society of Brexit voters.
Last known photo of the Romanov children, 1917 (x-post from /r/HistoryPorn)
$100% authentic Christian group warns about the dangers of tattooed parents.
German-registered [Land Rover] in Halifax, Nova Scotia
When you try to get ahead of a brewing scandal by releasing your own emails
WE WILL GIVE TIP WHEN YOU RETURN THE LAND (x-post from r/ThatHappened)
Proud Honda Odyssey Owner - Antigonish, Nova Scotia
Brilliant comeback from ethics of sex course makes the front page.
As a lawyer, MRW the Judge asks me a question I didn't prepare for.
Burger King turned optometrists' office in Amherst, NS; bonus points for repurposing the old sign.
In THE SIMPSONS S11E22 (Behind the Laughter) Comic Book Guy has an Iron Giant figurine in his store. THE IRON GIANT's director, Brad Bird, previously worked on THE SIMPSONS.
More disturbing Rumours.
The Terra Nova pulp mill in Glovertown, Newfoundland; built in 1921, abandoned by 1923.
Keith Richards, James Brown and John Belushi at Studio 54, 1980.
Building the star of one of the most infamous flops in TV history, Supertrain.
Foreground: St. Stephen, NB; Background: Calais, ME
1970s Lego set includes flyer stressing that the toys are gender neutral.
The pride (ahem) of Halifax, Nova Scotia: DOGBOSS.
Insert your own McRib joke here.
MRW, as a Canadian, I see Americans start freaking out about snow.
Original idea no one ever had before: let's look for a cure for cancer!
The Westboro Baptist Church was right: God hates America. (x-post from /r/TumblrInAction)
Let the healing begin.
Mario Lemieux makes his debut for the Pittsburgh Penguins (1984)
The Conspiracy & Truth Twitter feed is a freaking goldmine.
Bernie supporter redistributes the seats on the subway.
John Lee Hooker, 1991.
The first [Tesla Model 3] in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.
Would you like to supersize that serving of apparent loneliness, miss?
You've never met a Christian, have you?
$100% authentic personal ad, from the pre-eHarmony era.
High schooler comes up with absolutely golden yearbook quote!
Flight $100% to Mar-a-Lago, now boarding...
John McTiernan directs Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero.
Patrolling for zombies in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
[Ford Festiva] with Antique Auto plates in Portland, ME.
Canada fights off the invading Americans (1812)
Peyton Who? This guy just won his first two starts, just like Elway. A dynasty is born!
Housewife rewrites Harry Potter stories to remove all the witchcraft and make Harry a good Christian. Can confirm, am Rev. Dumbledore.
Terra Nova pulp mill in Glovertown, Newfoundland: built in 1921, abandoned by 1923. [3008x2000]
A small drone used in the filming the CBC comedy series The Battle to Save the World this evening in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. (My phone died before I could get any better shots.)
Catholic school bans classic books. But they didn't count on one determined student.
Jean Coutu Pharmacy (formerly Shoppers Drug Mart), St. Stephen, NB
Formula One legend Niki Lauda just before the 1976 German Grand Prix, and the accident which left him covered in disfiguring burns.
Steampunk ruined our daughter
Satanist kids are allowed to damage school property because freedom of religion.
The Cruze, the Cruze, the Cruze is on fire.
At least this one doesn't say sheeple.
Racist state trooper gets his hilarious comeuppance.
Canadians get into a fight on the subway. You won't believe the reason why.
Former KFC in Windsor, Nova Scotia, now Baby Panda Chinese Restaurant
[Chrysler Crossfire] in Halifax.
MV Caribou and MV Joseph and Clara Smallwood, ferries which ran between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland, Canada, just before they were torn apart for scrap in Alang, India.
Former Zellers turned Target turned Halloween store, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Air India Being 747, VT-EFO, on June 10, 1985; thirteen days later, en route from Canada, it was destroyed by a terrorist bomb over the Atlantic Ocean.
Justin Trudeau meets the civil service.
Salvation Army bell ringer doesn't want your dirty gay-rights-supporting money.
In the fourth-wall-shattering final scene of the sitcom I MARRIED DORA (1988), a character is preparing to fly on Oceanic Airlines - the same name as the airline in LOST.
It takes a lot of Qashqai to look this cheap.
Lotus founder Colin Chapman with his Cessna 414-A Chancellor II wrapped in full Team Lotus/JPS livery.
How it feels when I'm trying to lose weight, but the stores are full of half-price Easter chocolate.
Trump = Clinton = crap.
Durr religious people iz dum
Swedish crowd spontaneously sings along to the Gummi Bears theme song, promptly awarded 100 kroner.
What I felt like driving a Chevrolet Spark rental car.
Russell Brand clues in to what Pink Floyd and Supertramp were singing about in 1979.
Ricky Gervais has had it with Christians demanding he work instead of celebrating Christmas, which is totally a thing that happens.
Can confirm, am not-really-gay son.
Neighbour has perfect response to obnoxious Christmas lights display.
Albert Einstein will give you $100% when you return the land.
That white woman engaged in cultural appropriation by getting killed by Nazis, or something.
As a Canadian, how it feels watching all these other countries compete in the World Cup.
Cruising through Truro, Nova Scotia, with an exhaust pipe duct-taped to the bumper.
Things that only happen in Canada: saying “have a good night” to the people who robbed you
Stevie Ray and Jimmie Vaughan, 1980s.
Enlightened parent gives daughter mixture of boy and girl toys. What happened next will shock you.
I'm not crying, I just have something in my one eye.
High school student tells off his nasty girlfriend in front of the entire school, just as he's leaving to become a famous singer. Can confirm, am limo driver.
Wholesome Emoji Movie review
And then the entire classroom applauded.
Found this in my computer room. Remember when OZ FM was cool?
Albert Einstein leads covert Israeli shoe-stealing team.
$100% legitimate Code Brown at Walmart.
Jerry Lewis directs The Day The Clown Cried.
*Of course* the entire restaurant applauded.
Lefties get mad when you don't agree with them, but they get really mad when you do agree with them.
Child visits modern art museum looking for dinosaurs. What happens next will amaze you.
Smoke if you got 'em. (x-post from /r/conspiratard)
Girl slips on deadly ice; her school responds with a snappy comeback about her choice of footwear.
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Everyone knows the Boston bombers were, I dunno, Unitarians or something.