Let me just do a back flip off this diving board like a boss. WCGW?10yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
Eight banker wins at the baccarat tables as soon as I sit down. In and out of the parking lot in under twenty minutes.2yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/gambling
The Nightly Show asked my twitter question on the show last night! I have never felt like more of a shitlord!10yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/fatlogic
This just might be the worst t-shirt ever created in the history of mankind.11yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/cringepics
Stale bagel, bologna, American cheese and mayo. Garnished with anti depressants. The snack of sadness.9yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
First Pokemon I came across in my first randomized Zeta run. I think its a sign.11yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/pokemonzetaomicron
Michael, you cried at the tag line of a movie you had just made up.11yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
From now on the lady I am pimping is Sweet Lady Propane. And I am tricking her out all over this town.11yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
In new episodes of The Simpsons, Marge is using her cell phone when she crashes into homer in the opening credits.12yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/funny
I am a 10 year old BMX badass! Watch me nail this sick jump! WCGW?10yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
After countless hours grinding, I finally beat the Elite 4! Couldn't be more proud of my team :311yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/pokemonzetaomicron
Whitey Ford on the field, pleading with the crowd for... some kind of sanity...11yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Fine, we won't go to church. You, I and our son will live the barren empty lives of Secular Humanists.11yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
SUP CA?! Who else tonight is drinking until they can't feel anymore?13yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/cripplingalcoholism
My wife's super feminist sister has been staying with us the last few days...10yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.11yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
With all the complaining that goes on in here, this is how I imagine the average Wredditor10yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
As cliche as it may sound, how many of you think this was the best album of the last 50 years?14yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/trees
German soldier returns to his hometown after WWII, only to find his home had been destroyed and his family missing.12yr ⋅ jonscotch ⋅ r/pics
