HolUp, what did she mean by this?

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The soulless eyes. The Altoid teeth. The eyebrows.

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Me and the boys on our way to take a widely agreed-upon opinion about The Office and post it in r/DunderMifflin as though it’s an original thought

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“What’s going on out there? Are we changing positions?”

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I gave Mike Wazowski an upgrade

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your S’Morbius.

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Call me, beep me, if ya wanna reach me

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General Cannoli...

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Everyone out here playing with AI art and here I am using liquify in Photoshop to shrink my head

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The groundhog that’s lived under my shed for the past five years passed away.

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Thanks, I hate elephants

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I need this immediately

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Got bored, finished a random stick

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Gamer Achievement Unlocked

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I found squirrels

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Blursed Kevin Bacon

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An interesting title

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Beanie Sanders

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HolUp

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Is there a lore reason Jesse gave himself a No. 2 buzzcut instead of a sick fade?

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You’re not gonna believe what happened at the movies today

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Morbin Time

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Think this is finally my year

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Morbin time

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I’ve been working from home since 2016.

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Wonka, we need to cook

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It’s rude to eat before everyone is seated

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Blursed Trump

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Made a rookie mistake. Will this throw off my fence’s accuracy?

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I paused my son’s near-daily viewing of Toy Story 2 so we could check on dinner.

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When you go back in time and step on the wrong leaf.

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Would you?

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I thought the donkey in my nativity could use a little company.

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My very small shop is now slightly less hazardous.

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Beans Wazowski

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Blursed Doggo

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Accidentally lost my last one, so here’s new Mike

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Today was chest, shoulders and bean day at the gym.

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Crispy

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Cursed Wazowski

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Don’t spill the beans!

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Please help, I’m doing squats today

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Dusting is a real bitch but it’s worth it

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My 5yo set this up with no explanation. Some sort of dark ritual, I fear.

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If at first you’re not worthy, try a smaller Mjolnir.

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Yo, let's go lie on the internet

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I always sneak Shrek into our nativity.

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Oddly enough, I made this for work.

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Blursed mom

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I normally keep my beard at a #4 but I’m trying to grow it out. Had to clean up some uneven parts the very bottom and it killed me to trim almost a 1/2 inch. Hopefully I did a decent job.

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Got it

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Nig-El

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Do you like your protein shakes smooth or chunky?

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Come on...

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Thoughts on this self fade and bear blend?

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Was doing 500 lbs. raw deadlifts and one of my callouses decided it was time to head out.

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My 2yo threw a single Cheerio into my dog’s crate and he’s been staring at it for the last 30 minutes.

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I’ve put on 90 lbs. in the past five years (147 —> 237) on my quest to become an absolute unit.

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I asked an AI to show me Dwight eating soap.

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The strength is in the beard.

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“You’re 30 years old, don’t laugh. You’re 30 years old, don’t laugh. You’re 30 years old, don’t...”

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Why would Amazon make this the default image?

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Someone said I should post this here. I’m the lead news editor for an entertainment/pop culture outlet and this is my home office.

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My setup. Left to right: 360 mirror, zero-gapped Andis Slimline trimmers, small shears, straight razor/blades, clipper brush assortment, combs, brush, blade oil, neck duster, talc powder, clipper spray, zero-gapped cordless Wahl 5 Star Magic Clips, Wahl Premium clipper guards.

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Switching it up with a military high and tight.

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You vs. the whisk she tells you not to worry about.

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Morbidly curious

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Can I skim coat green board behind tub surround?

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I wanted to see what Dwayne “The Brock” Johnson would look like.

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The hierarchy of Pawnee is about to change -- Black Adam Scott

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