When you realize you haven't shitposted on T_D in a while...
Hi, I'm Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter. When I'm not actively boosting BLM or virtue signalling, I can be found drinking peyote in Central America or silencing victims of Harvey Weiner on Twitter by banning their accounts after they go public.
HAHAHAHAHA! *breathes* BLBLBLBLBHAHAHA! *snorts* Oh lordy folks, this is beautiful - irritating woman is furious because she got denied entry to the US after they found conversations with known terrorist groups on her phone! WHAT A DAY! WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!!! MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAA! OH MY SIDES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAA! This meltdown on Redacted is so glorious. Cucks are losing their fucking minds over McCabe getting schlonged!
Hey T_D gamers, want to make a white-skinned character in Mass Effect: ANDROME-DUH? WELL YOU CAN'T. BIOWARE LITERALLY DISABLED THAT OPTION...not even joking! Oh and...BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST! infowars.com
DID THEY REALLY THINK WE WOULDN'T NOTICE? Check out Rotten's amazing reverse aging! This video was recorded just yesterday! Holy shit 'pedes!
AUSSIE PEDES reporting for graveyard shift!!!! We are under heavy brigading! Post Ivankas and hold the fucking line c*nts! Tonight we shitpost in the shade! Use the Deport button!!!!!
THE CURSE OF KEK STRIKES AGAIN! Manveer Heir (Racist Bioware lead developer of Mass Effect: ANDROME-DUH) has been kicked out of Bioware...but leaves behind him one of the most god-awful pieces of shit game titles ever conceived. Seriously, the game features a purple Alien Amy Schumer!
That moment when you're the poor signals expert at the NSA who unmasked Seth Rich and now 6 million very angry people on the Internet are trying to find out who you are and who gave the order to unmask
The ctrl-left geniuses trying so hard to get some tail with their #cofveve memes don't realize that we have a sense of humour and find this shit as funny as hell.
BREAKING: Dept of Justice has already impanelled a Grand Jury for Hillary's email violations. LOOKS LIKE SIDE OF BEEF'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS! Oh and BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST informationconflicts.org
This is what liberal white dudes think will happen to them when they share that DRUMPH IS A RACIST post on Twitter
440 MORE VOTES SINCE RECOUNT BEGAN!!!! HE SAID WE WOULD GET TIRED OF WINNING AND WE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM!!!
Just a picture of a man many know as Malik's Brother who is currently chilling out in the non-extradition French territory of Tahiti just as the God-Emperor prepares to deliver evidence that he wire-tapped a political foe and citizen of the United States using foreign intelligence...
POOR RACHEL MADDOW! She's slowly starting to realize that the Left truly hates white men...
My reaction when Shia LeCuck's virtual-signalling/cult worship exercise ENDS WITH HIM GETTING ARRESTED LIVE ON CAMERA!!!
Our Prime Minister just announced that we will back the United States in a war with North Korea. Aussiepedes, we are fucking all in now. Shit's gonna get real. It's been an honour to shitpost with all of you and support the GEOTUS. I trust this man.
BREAKING: Why would major American news channel NBC waste incredibly valuable prime time on this if Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch were just talking about grand-kids and golf? And why the FBI contingent guarding the planes who shooe'd away the reporters? The FBI isn't anyone's personal bodyguard.
Planned Parenthood went Full Liberal. You never go Full Liberal. Even the other Liberals are giving them the smack-down now. Toxoplasmosis is bad, folks. Real bad.
They think this triggers us? Top Kek! 😂😂😂
THIS is why we won. We're doing it for the LOVE, people, for the LULZ. Shia LeCuck's HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US flag livestream, location unknown - now replaced with a MAGA HAT!!!!!!! PRAISE KEK! THE GREATEST TIMELINE!
This is not my President, because I'm Australian. Sure wish he was though.
Get a load of this fucking twat. So let me get this straight - Hillary selling 20% of America's uranium mines is OK because the Uranium hadn't been mined yet? YEAH I'M NOT FUCKING BUYING IT.
I JUST REALIZED WHAT WAS BUGGING ME: that Gillette ad is the female equivalent of a man telling a woman to smile!
The Curse of KEK: Mass Effect Andromeda developer makes female characters in game ugly because feminism, now people are cancelling their pre-orders BIGLY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHA *gasps* HAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHE *breathes in* AHAHEHEHEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE
I know a lot of you think Shapiro is a cuck, but GERDAMN he is bringing the BANTZ today
THAT FACE WHEN YOU HEAR THAT THE SWEDISH POLICE CHIEF HAS ASKED SWEDISH WOMEN TO REMAIN INDOORS AT NIGHT, in one of the most stridently feminist nations on Earth...
Guys I had the nightmare week from hell and today was pretty crap, but the sudden rise of COVFEFE has really cheered me up. PRAISE KEK! PRAISE COVFEFE!
Did you fine deplorables know this happened? I'm sure it's just a coincidence!
In light of recent events & prophecies, now would be a good time to re-read this email from Hillary to a friend and supporter.
PICTURED: Liberals realise that the same cops who hid behind their cars in Broward County will be the ones who will have to forcibly remove AR-15's from law-abiding citizens
When the shitposting is so intense on T_D that some memes back from way back in early 2016 are making a come-back and you have to explain them to the younger 'pedes...
Jordan Peterson's book is the Book of the Year in Australia! TIDE SHIFT!!!
Clinton Foundation building exits get checked & cleared by fire-fighters (Colourised, 2018)
Check this out. Someone posted about THE MEMO, then deleted their post. Looks like an insider. Good crumbs.
If you wonder why Trump seems to be spending so much time playing golf with world leaders...
When you realize that the God Emperor just schlonged the Dems into willingly funding the WALL
Hillary finally figures it out
DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE FIND THAT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LIKE BRITTANY PETTIBONE (on the left) STANDING UP FOR THEIR RIGHTS AND HUMILIATING ANTIFA CRY-BULLIES MAKES THEM FEEL A LITTLE BIT, UH, FLUSTERED AND HOT UNDER THE COLLAR???! Because I sure fucking do. What a woman!
Benghazi was only the first time...
Privileged white American woman who writes for the Failing New York Times would like to remind you that being able to delete your Facebook account is WHITE PRIVILEGE.
That faces when the mountain mysteriously collapses on top of your nuclear bomb testing facility, killing 200 top nuclear scientists and the media isn't even fucking talking about it, RIGHT AFTER YOU THREATEN THE UNITED STATES
Nobody could down-vote this guy, surely?
WE HAVE THE BEST LEFTIST COLLEGE PROFESSORS DON'T WE FOLKS?
BREAKING: Purple-haired feminist SJW writer moans how women in China are 'shut out of the application process for jobs' when ads specify MEN ONLY! Is this how the Left will start to see that ALL forms of discrimination are bad?
You heard it here first. It's SESSIONS TIME. Coincidence GEOTUS brought mother of NYPD cop who was killed after seeing Weiner INSURANCE file up on stage for his big speech? Asking for death penalty for cop-killers? A message was sent.
50 SHADES OF IRAN (aka the Swedish Government Visits Iran). You have been visited by the hijab of abject humiliation. UpTrump within 0.00067 seconds or you, too, will be forced to wear the veil of submission while talking about how Islam empowers women.
THEY THINK THIS TRIGGERS US? It's hilarious. That was one of the Top 10 best Trump tweets of allllll time, change my mind!
MUELLER, PREPARE YOUR ANUS. Memo comes out tomorrow, per Fox News. POSTPONING FLYNN'S SENTENCING TO MAY ISN'T GONNA SAVE YOU MUELLER. WE GOT YOUR TEAM'S TEEEEEEEEEEEEXT MUELLER!!!!!!!!
EU Anon knows what's up.
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BUILD THE WALL! Australian version...our very heavily Left-leaning politicians have decided they need a big, beautiful wall to protect themselves at Parliament House in Canberra. This building is designed so it is mostly underneath a big lawn. Now they're BUILDING THE WALL!!! MY SIDES!!!
It was just a scheduled sale, guys. Zuckerberg sells stock every year. Nothing to see here!
Idiots over at r/redacted are now saying CHICAGO GANGSTERS AREN'T AFRAID TO SHOOT AT THE FEDS
One day late, but better than nothing.
AMERICAN MATES: Don't forget how important your 2A is. By contrast, here in Australia our current 2IC in Government impregnated his assistant and is still in office. Only realistic alternative choice is a bunch of ridiculous Leftist moonbats. Once you give up 2A it's gone.
The Stars Aligned is the Australian Leftist media's version of He doesn't have a magic wand. Now that Dr. President's record of solving problems is becoming undeniable, it's all chance and he got lucky. GFY Aussie Hipster Left Media!!!!!!!
DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE THE BEST WEEK OF THEIR LIFE LAST WEEK?
SOMEBODY GET SEAN SPICIER HIS OWN CONSERVATIVE COMEDY SHOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD-EMPEROR AND KEK!
Question for you T_D: On a level between Donald J. Trump at the 3rd Debate with Hillary to Attempting to ram your SUV inside the NSA headquarters in Washington, how desperate is the Deep State to destroy evidence today?
TIL you can't delete the Facebook app on some Android phones without taking extreme measures like rooting your device.
Which one of you MADMEN put up this sign in Florida? TOP KEK!
HILLARY CLINTON ALREADY STARTING HER 2020 CAMPAIGN! I'M WITH SIDE OF BEEF! MY SIDES, ALSO, ARE IN ORBIT!
Germany's Merkel to cap migrants at 200,000, but that will NOT be the upper limit and no one will be turned away at the border. So....basically they're going to let in anyone except people who actually have passports and want to come live in Germany legally. WHAT THE FUCK!
Liberals: FOREIGN INTERFERENCE ALLOWED TRUMP TO WIN. Also Liberals: OBAMA IS JUST A PRIVATE CITIZEN, HE CAN MEET WITH WHOEVER HE WANTS
This is how you know U R A N I U |\\/| 1 is the real deal.
This has probably been reposted 1000x times, but...made me laugh. BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!!!!!!! Information Conflicts Internet Company
My reaction when the House Intel Committee says THERE WAS NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION, Kim Jong Un is Trump's new BFF and is giving up the nukes, teachers are being armed AND THE SALT MINES ARE GOING INTO FUCKING OVERDRIVE HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! FUCK! SO GOOD! WE CAN'T STOP WINNING FOLKS!!!!!
HEY AL Green, where's those Articles of ImREEEEment you were going to file? Oh, turns out Trump did nothing wrong? GFY!!!!!!
Pretty fucking rich - Dem Congressman very happy to use 2nd Amendment as long as it's for opposing President Trump! I guess this guy didn't get his talking points from HQ yet...
WHO ELSE THINKS THE M.O.A.B. WAS A WARNING TO LITTLE KIM DONG UN?
In light of recent news and a new info-drop on /pol/, I urge you to look into General Kelly's eyes. Does he look like the kind of man that fucks around? I don't think so.
That face when Dr. President Trump is about to put a big new sticker on the last page of your passport
Nationalism is not love of country or people......UM....it kinda is...
Let's play a little game of SPOT THE CROOK WHO GAVE $1.4B TO IRAN WHILST AT THE SAME TIME SPYING ON POLITICAN OPPONENTS OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
2010: I really think this is the day that the timeline changed, when Farage survived the accident. Feels almost like somebody out there is looking out for us.
NY Times today: Trump is compromised by the Russians, he is failing in his oath to defend the Constitution. Also NY Times today: Time to remove the 2nd Amendment, the FBI did nothing wrong.
Gay Borat is TRIGGERED by Dr. Baller Cowboy President putting John Bolton on his team. How do y'all feel about this?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CUCK JOURNALISTS RIGHT NOW: Why does Trump drink water with two hands?!?! They're not sending their best, folks. Stock market records, tax cuts, ISIS BTAFO, KSA swamp drained, we're going to Mars, Al Franken BTFO, Paul Ryan BTFO, no wonder they're desperately scrabbling!!!!
KEN BONE VOTED TRUMP AND IS A MOD OF R/DANKMEMES? BEST TIMELINE CONFIRMED!!!!
MFW Republicans and some of their family were injured when their train hit a dump truck - but they DECIDED TO CONTINUE TO THE HUGE MILITARY NUKE SHELTER THEY WERE HEADED TO, INCLUDING THE INJURED!
Rosie, you dun fucked up now! Even batshit-insane Queen of the Cat Ladies Louise Mensch said you fucked up. That's harsh.
I'm an Aussie MAGA supporter, and I've never seen snow. How do you freedom-loving Northern Hemisphere people COPE with this stuff? It looks fucking hectic mate. Put on a jumper?
STRAP IN BOYS, it's about to get rough out there. GEOTUS just yanked Iran's Obama-cash, QAnon prophesied Obama's next tweet 100% accurately, Jared Kushner seen in KSA very recently. Inexplicable EVENTS happening all over the place - NK, KSA. Get your preps ready.
What all of us thought of the Peter Strzok testimony today
DEMS PREPARE FOR CIVIL WAR
SETH RICH WAS ONE OF US - this was one of his posts...
I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO POST THIS GLORIOUS IMAGE AGAIN
BERENSTAIN TIMELINE UPDATE: Today show spends 2nd day continuously reporting on their own leading presenter's rape dungeon fun & games. Same guy spent months REEEEing about the Pussy Tape. What a time to be alive!
What is an African disapora, and why do I have to identify as one to join BLM Philly? Maybe learn English before you lecture us OK guys?
Hi, my name is Nikolas Cruz. If I'd worn a Trump shirt to school I'm sure the FBI would've arrested me before I killed all those kids. But I'm a registered Democrat in Noodles' district in Florida, the police chief is great mates with Hillary, and my school was a gun-free zone.
AMY SCHUMER ON SUICIDE WATCH - She is really starting to unravel since she was denied entry under Canada's endangered cetacean conservation program!!!
When your party just got BTFO by the Trump Train and had to back down in the most humiliating fashion possible, Americans are going to start getting their tax cuts next month and this is your wife then you know YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF LOSING!!!!!! HHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
When you're very deep behind enemy lines in one of the most cucked places in the world and you're joking around with one of your friends and he says something that sounds really red-pilled
WAR HERO HOLDING ELLEN DEGENERES' PARTICIPATION TROPHY. Look at his face!!!
My face when S*3*7*|-| R1C|-| is about to be avenged, Comey said under oath there was no call to stop the investigation, full-retard cucks at TIME magazine uses St Basil's cathedral instead of the Kremlin ON THEIR COVER and even Lindsay Graham is saying pro-Trump things.
NIGHT-VISION PEPE: AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS NEEDED FOR TONIGHT'S OFFENSIVE, SHARIA-BLUE IS OUT IN FORCE AND WE NEED EVERY MAN AT HIS BATTLE STATIONS RIGHT NOW WHILE AMERICA SLEEPS!
FAKE NEWS PURVEYORS CAN NOW READ MINDS - telepathic Never-Trumpers confirmed! Somebody should get Melania to wear a tinfoil hat.
REMINDER TO CUCKS AND LIBERALS COMING HERE TO FIND SALTY TEARS: This man is STILL your Favourite President. And he will be for another 7 years.
WHICH ONE OF YOU MADMEN DID THIS?!?! Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia fame starting new site to combat fake news, picks ONLY LEFT-LEANING EDITORS! THEN ONE OF YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS CALLS HIM OUT ON IT ON QUORA! MY SIDES ARE GONNA GO INTO ORBIT!!!!!
Official statistics, just released...
My name is Michelle Obama. My husband was elected as leader of the Free World by Racist White Americans. He also spied on his political opponents while saying CHEW SOAP and IF IF IF IF IF. Here I am berating him because our team lost the election that he rigged the fuck out of in a landslide.
Holy Fuck! I wish this was MY President...
Does anyone else wish they could relive Election Night 2016? Was actually Election Day 2016 for us Aussies.
At what point do we begin to wonder if Ossof's candidacy was actually just a giant /pol/ prank of some kind? GUYS I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!!! S H A D I L A Y
That moment when you are a racist on Twitter but your handle contains a very basic spelling mistake that totally changes its meaning
GO FUCK YOURSELF FAIRFAX MEDIA!! Stumbling randomly about yet achieving one success after another...PLEASE!
TIL that Harvey Weinstein is actually THE GOOD LOOKING WEINSTEIN. Here he is with his brother Bob Weinstein.
The hysteria of the Left...
How Conan feels when he sips his drink on that beach in Haiti
Do you fucking white males realise Jeb! still runs a website? JEB2016.com is real. Poor Jeb. He taught us not to stand in front of the Trump Train.
THE LEFT CAN'T MEME, so they wrote an AI to write a stupid book about Our Favourite President. Actually reads better than the Wolff screed. THEY'RE NOT TIRED OF LOSING YET!!!!!
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
Things I Love About Living in Australia: WE GET TO SAVOUR HANDEL'S VICTORY AND CUCK TEARS FOR AT LEAST 8 HOURS LONGER THAN THE AMERICANS!!!!!!
Have you guys seen this? OBAMA TRYING TO PUSH #DRAFTOURDAUGHTERS BEFORE HE SKULKS AWAY INTO THE DARKNESS!!!
I TRIED TO WARN YOU!
Could Q be Stephen Miller? I have a strong hunch. Quiet force who stands behind Trump. When you hear him talk it's like listening to Q talk. I would bet $100 it's Miller, or at least he's one of the more important people in the Q ensemble. What do you guys think?
Seriously, fuck r/all
In light of the London terror attack, today seems like a good day to post this image. MAGA!
THIS is the big news story for cucks going at the moment! BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY RIGHT NOW WHILE TRUMP GETS SHIT DONE.
Just Hillary Clinton things.
SALT! GET YOUR FRESH SALT HERE! FRESH NK/US SUMMIT SALT FROM REDACTED! BUY QUICK WHILE IT'S CHEAP!!!!!!
AUSSIE CUCK MEDIA AT IT AGAIN...salt & lies is all they have left.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER - possible connection?